Indoda isidalwa esicashile. Amacebo, njengoba asungulwe ososayensi, abaqondi. Kwesinye isikhathi "sithandwa, sithandwa, sithokozile, sicela" sifiphele kakhulu kuye nangokuhlukahluka. Kepha le yindlela yokumthatha kufanele futhi umtshele kahle ebusweni bakhe: "Ngidinga ukuthi udumise ukwakheka kweshiya lami elisha, ngoba uma kungenjalo usuku lulahlekelwe yize, kungasaphathwa iminyaka emihle," kusho ngandlela thile ... hhayi i-fengshuino .
Kepha ungaphrinta lo mbhalo bese uyinika isiginesha! Njengokuthi, akuyona eyami, ikati, i-whim. Lona umhlaba, i-Amigo, umkhuba. Ukube nje bekuzofika eMnumzane: Izinganekwane ze-ICE azanendla nge-twist yazo! Futhi ubondle ngamakhoshoni, ngokuphoqelelwa - futhi yebo, izimbali.1. Izincomo
"Cha, kuhle, ukuthi yini ukukudumisa, uhlala unobuhle" - lokhu ukwehluleka okuphelele nephutha labahlali ababulalayo. Ungageza kuphela ngegazi, futhi lokho akulona iqiniso. Khumbula, futhi ukubhala okungcono, umuntu ongumfowethu: Namuhla isithandwa sakho sihle kakhulu. Futhi yena kangaka ungena emkhakheni. Njengokuhlala kwenzeka - nangaphezu kwalokho! Futhi cha, akekho umkhiwane ongezwe uqobo.
2. Imininingwane ehlobene
Ngiyakuqonda konke, ngizwelana futhi ngilahlile: Uma okuhle kukhunjulwa kusuka ku-caramel emnyama ku-chestnut efudumele, lungisa ukuthi i-hypersensitive kuphela ne-super-fast aspeed ... ngomunye umyeni omuhle kangako. Kepha empeleni akusona ukubona ukugqoka okubomvu ngentambo ejulile, ukuncipha kwamakhilogremu amathathu, i-manicure entsha noma umkhondo ovela izinyembezi emehlweni akho owathandayo, umngani, umjaho nje. Hhayi ngomqondo we- "formula 1", kodwa ngomqondo wedemoni. Ukugibela. Khombisa ukunaka. Uzoba superman.3. Izimbali
Yini, wena, yena uqobo, umlomo wakhe omuhle wabika kuwe eminyakeni emine nengxenye edlule, yini okufanele uyithenge ama-chrysanthemums - ingabe kungukuchitha imali? Khohlwa. Kunamahloni kangakanani. Sdura. Futhi awuseyena umfundi. Hamba, uthathe futhi uphathe. Bese ubheka ukuvezwa kweso lakhe. Cha, emhlabeni kwenye indawo kukhona i-Eco-Lamen, engancibiliki ngokuphelele kusuka okuhle, ngokunambitheka kwesimbali esikhethiwe "kanjalo." Kepha babhalwe ebhukwini ebomvu. Futhi izitshalo ezivela esiqwini sakho, siyethemba.
4. Massage
Yebo, ukuthi, ukuthi izifundo aziqedanga. (Ngendlela, kepha angizange ngilimaze: Ukufaka amakhono anekhono ngokuzethembayo ngisho nemisipha, ngisho nokujuluka: "Ukhathele. Phumula!" - Ukwakha izimangaliso! Inguquko evela esiteji se Ubungani bukwenza kwenzeke uma umuntu ezuza ukuthi ahlaze lapha futhi angena - ukusuka lapha ngaphambi kokulala, ngaphandle kokukuphoqa ngamakhilogremu amakhulu, uzobonga amakhilogremu amakhulu. Futhi, azikho ama-anti-kinestics anale, empeleni avunyelwe ukuhlangabezana nokwenziwa ngokweqile naphakathi kwezidalwa ezimnene. Kepha abancane futhi bancane emhlabeni. Ngoba bafela ngesizathu esizwakalayo.5. romance ehleliwe
Uhlele. Yebo, mnumzane, sikhuluma ngawe. Futhi hhayi lokho: intombazane ifuna amathikithi; Intombazane inikezwe i-nanny ngempelasonto; Ntombazane eGuglit, noma ngabe le ntuthu yavulwa ekuqaleni kukaNovemba; Le ntombazane ifunga phezu kwezindawo ezibhukelwe ... futhi ngokuziqhenya ukujabulela iqiniso lokuthi ngavuma ukumnika ucezu lwezothando.
6. Ubambiswano ezindabeni
Hhayi ngomqondo wokuthi konke kufanele kube yimi ngqo amahlanu amahlanu: kusuka ku-akhawunti endaweni yokudlela ngosuku lwesibili kuya kwesigamu sekhabethe. Vele umnikeze ukuba ahlanganyele amacala asafufusa, izinkinga eziwayo ezakhiwa amakilasi. Angabhekana nakho konke. Futhi kwenye indawo, kulula kakhulu kuye. Kepha ungasusi, kahle? Hlukanisa ukunakekelwa kwakhe - bese unqoba imisipha yenhliziyo yayo.
7. I-Commons yenziwe
Uma uphonsa okuthile: "Kusasa ekuseni ngizothenga lowo mgesholo kanye nokuzenzisa kwakhe lapha" - futhi uzokwenza kusasa nangokubeletha (futhi, futhi kulapha!), Akasoze akukhohlwe. Uzokutshela ogogo abakhulu. Uzongena endabeni, mfowethu.8. Ukukhululwa kusuka ekukhathazekeni
Hhayi-ke, ake sithi ususondele kulo kusukela lapho kuhlukaniswa khona kwabasebenzi. Kulungile, ulungile, ugeza izitsha kathathu ngosuku athi uyayithanda (akunakuzama ukubukeka kahle), futhi uletha iholo. Kepha ngenxa yokwehlukahlukana, thatha ngeSonto. Kuzoba yiholide. Kubo bobabili. Futhi uzobe usuhle kamuva, ngokweqiniso.
9. Ngaphandle kwezingane
Noma ngabe uvele ubambe ingane ezingalweni zakho, usuvele usuvele uSemi-Bun. Futhi uma uhlekisa ihlaya nengane, udonsela inzalo entanyeni, bonisa ihhashi ngokuqiniseka, wethula ama-locomotives kanye nemikhumbi - umane waphezulu. Ungu-Apollo oqinile, uZeus neZarathustra, ahlanganisiwe.
10. Incwadi
Thumela ikhadi leposi elinamagama ambalwa mayelana nokuthi uphuthelwe kanjani usuku lonke kulolu hambo lwebhizinisi lwasemini olungapheli. Bhala i-SMS-ku ngombuzo, wayithola ngempumelelo nokuthi uzizwa kanjani. Thumela imeyili enomyalezo ongalindelekile wokuthi umfisa ukuba buthaka kulo msebenzi akekho oneminyaka emihlanu nezinsuku ezintathu ezedlule, lapho ngiqala ukumthatha ngesandla. Kumahhala - futhi akukho madayimane ambi kakhulu.11. Ukuqashelwa
Uyintombazane ehlakaniphile, futhi evimbela kakhulu, ukuze anganamatheli ekuphelelwe yithemba: "Uyangithanda empeleni ?!" Kepha nawe, umfana akayona eyisiphukuphuku kakhulu, eh? Mtshele ukuthi uyamthanda. Lokho okushilo kanye eminyakeni emibili nesigamu edlule kwakukhona eminyakeni emibili nengxenye edlule. Ungakuchazela kanjani wena ... kahle, eminyakeni emibili nengxenye edlule udle inyama ye-beefsteks. Akusho ukuthi awusoze wakufuna? Khohlwa uyigama elithi "yedwa." Akukho kumizwa ngemizwa, njengamanzi e-bifhtex.
12. Izingxoxo
Ukungaqondi kancane, kulandelwa ngokungenamusa - womile: "Woza, saxosha" futhi sikhathele - sinovalo: "Hhayi-ke, ungaqali, i-radiboga!" - Kunemiphumela emibi kakhulu kunokwengemisi, kwalandela: "Uyazi, sibangelwa wena, ake sinqume futhi ngeke sibe ngaphezulu."
13. Ukuxolisa
Noma kubonakala ngawe ukuthi impilo yakho esencane manje izokwehla ngaphansi kokushaywa kwalokhu ku-toaster, chitha imizuzwana emibili yokugcina yempilo yakho eqongweni: "Ngithethelele, benginephutha." Futhi - mayelana nesimangaliso! - Uzophila isikhathi eside futhi ujabule, futhi abakhulu abakhulu baqinisekisiwe.14. Izicathulo
Cha, azikho "ngokweqile". Cha, ngeke ukwazi ukukhulula indawo yemoto. Cha, uma uya kubo iMpi Engcwele, ungalahlekelwa. Ekugcineni, awuzame isikhathi eside kangako - futhi mhlawumbe, awukahle kangako ngosayizi. Ukungasho ukuthi umthunzi wakho ulungele kanjani lelo thuluzi. Ngakho-ke kungcono okungenani ukudlula kule ndawo yempilo. Futhi uzothola isibindi sokushaya, ukhuthaze futhi uxhase ngezimali - izwekazi ebusweni bakhe ngeke alikhohlwe.
15. Chocolate
Ngeke sipende le nto. Vele uzame ukukwenza. Yebo, lokhu kungokoqobo. Thenga i-chocolate tile. Lokho akuthandayo - ubisi, omnyama, namantongomane noma nge-algae - kufanele ukhumbule, siyakholelwa kuwe. Vele ummbele entendeni yesandla sakhe. Uzobona konke.