Emavikini amabili edlule onyakeni wakudala, yilowo nalowo muntu osezweni elithuthukile ubhekene nenkinga embi kakhulu: ukuthi yini okufanele uyinikeze owesifazane othandekayo ngamaholide. Futhi lesi yisimo esingenathemba.
Ngoba, noma yini oyenzayo, othandekayo ngeke akwazi ukuqagela. Unyaka yonke uqoqe inhlokodolobha yothando, waziholela kahle, wanikela ngezinsizakalo ezincane nezikhulu, wakhombisa imikhuba ekhethekile kanye nesisa futhi ukuhlukunyezwa konyaka omusha futhi waphinde abonise lokho ngeqiniso ukuthi uyizinkomo ezingenangqondo futhi ezizwakalayo.Isinyathelo 1. "Yini oyinikezayo ngoNyaka oMusha?"
Siyazi ngokuqinisekile ukuthi kunabesifazane abakwaziyo ngokuqondile nangokweqiniso ukuphendula umbuzo ongenhla. "Nginike i-gelendvagen entsha", ngokwesibonelo. Noma "inkanyezi kusuka esibhakabhakeni." Okungenani, sikholwa ukuthi imiphefumulo ehlanzekile enjalo ikhona. Kepha abesifazane abaningi bathonya ukwanga kwesiponji futhi bazothi: "Awucabangi ngami nakancane." Noma "Yini, awukwazi ukuqagela?" Sisola ukuthi bakwenza ngokukhethekile ukushiya inkululeko yokuqondisa futhi yethule wena isimangalo ngaphansi kwesihlahla sikaKhisimusi omusha. Futhi okungcono kakhulu - kusuka nge-hangover of January kuqala. O, yebo, ekuseni ngoJanuwari kuqala, abesifazane abanomusa.Isinyathelo 2. "Okuthile Okuwusizo"
Uqala ukucabanga okuthile okuwusizo - okunjalo okungadambisa impilo yakhe. Ake sithi iprosesa yokudla. Noma isitsha sokugeza. Noma ukuhlanza okusha kwe-vacuum. Noma okuhle, ikhwalithi ehlukile iyinhlelo-pylon yensimbi ewusizo kakhulu ye-steaks. Ima! Khohlwa! Phatha ukulimala okufakwe ku-pan-iron kunzima futhi kubuhlungu. Ubuhlungu ngisho nokususa okuhlanzayo kwe-vacuum kumuntu, owesifazane odonswe kuye ngokuphelele. Izipho ezenza umsebenzi wesikole uyacasula kwakamuva. Ungabuzi ukuthi kungani, vele ukhumbule.Isinyathelo 3. "Kukhona okudingekayo"
O, udinga izibuko ezintsha! Ezinhle futhi ezibiza kakhulu, futhi zikhululekile ukuze zidlalwe kwemidlalo futhi zifunde izincwadi ezihlakaniphile. Noma amabhuzu. Noma ama-dumbbells, uthanda ukuqina. Yebo, ikakhulukazi, izibuko, ngokungafani nama-dumbbells, zilungile ngoba zinzima ukusebenzisa ukulimala okungathi sína komzimba. Kepha bazokwamukelwa ngemayini e-acidic kakhulu: zonke izingcezu ezinjalo kufanele zifakwe ngaphambi kwesabelomali sakho futhi zivezwa ngokwahlukile ngoNyaka oMusha. Futhi eholidini udinga ukunikela noma yini enhle, eyedwa, kusukela emphefumulweni futhi kumnandi kakhulu. Siphindaphinda: Amaphuzu awakho muhle futhi awawona uqobo, futhi awavumele okungenani amahlandla ayi-10 emphefumulweni, azobonwa njengomzamo wokusindisa isidingo. Njenge-critch chrome, yebo.Isinyathelo 4. "okuthile sexy"
Uyaziqhenya ngalokho okwaziyo wonke osayizi womkakho futhi uhlukanise embonini yezingubo zangaphansi, uya esitolo somkhiqizo ukuze uthenge ibhande elimnandi elimangalisayo lamasheya, ama-panties ngesimo sezintambo ezimbili ezisontekile kanye nohlobo oluthile lwe-hern bra. Kusuka ekujuleni kwenhliziyo yami sikucebisa ukuthi ushiye lo mbono futhi unganqamuleli ngisho nombundu woMnyango oLurking. Uyosho nje ukuthi, afake kancane kancane: "Kuhle, futhi ubani owathengile konke?" Futhi kuzoba khona okulungile, ngendlela: i-sexy lingerie nebhande lesitoko liyinto enhle uju, ngesimo esihle, zizozithengela ukukunikeza lokho abheka njengokuthi "ubusuku obungalibaleki." Kepha njengesipho kuye, onxantathu bakho nakanjani azange bawe: bazohamba basebenze noma ejimini emagwalini acwebile ekotini kulembali. Yebo, mhlawumbe, mhlawumbe ungabi kakhulu, kepha ngokweqiniso ngokungenamthungo.Isinyathelo 5. "Okuthile kumnandi kakhulu"
Esimweni sokuphelelwa yithemba, uzozama ukuya esitolo sezocansi. Kungumqondo omubi. Basho izitolo ezinhle zobulili ezinabathengisi abahamba phambili nabathengisi kanye nobubanzi obujwayelekile bukhona. Kepha ukubabheka kuphi? Isitolo sobulili esejwayelekile, njengomthetho, i-kiosk evela kunhlamvu yensimbi, enuka njenge-vinyl eshibhile kanye namathayi ashibhile, afakwe ama-swabs amabi, onodoli obubi obubi kanye nelineni elibi kakhulu, eligqoke amakhanda angenamandla, okugqolozelwa yile nyoso yalezi zinhlamvu. Izivakashi, ikakhulukazi, noma ukuthomba okugxila ezinganeni zesikole, noma ama-sesy maniacs asemuva. Yebo, futhi umthengi uzinzile kulo msebenzi uqonde ngqo eSelpo. Ungasho ukuthi isipho esivela esitolo sezocansi sizokwamukelwa njengesipho, hhayi esithandwa.Isinyathelo 6. "I-Cute Nonsense, Sikhumbuzo Engenamsebenzi"
Siyajwayela umuntu oyedwa owethule umfazi osemusha ngoNyaka oMusha kagesi kagesi ngesibani senhliziyo. Sasidunyiswa kule ndoda futhi samphuca buthule. Ngempumelelo efanayo, wayenganikeza umkakhe iphini eligoqekayo. Izipho ezingenangqondo nezinzwa, okufanekisela uthando azisebenzi ngokwazo, okuthile okuhlaselayo futhi okubangela ihlazo.Isinyathelo 7. "Phansi phansi: ikhadi lesipho"
Mhlawumbe kukhona abesifazane abathanda amakhadi wezipho. Cishe namakhadi wezipho ama-ruble angama-250, okuthi e-Exth of Mashi futhi unyaka omusha uvela kumakhankolo ase-Ashan, uletha injabulo kwabanye besifazane. Mhlawumbe, izindlovu eziluhlaza zikhona kwenye indawo. Kepha amantombazane amaningi azonda amakhadi wezipho. Lokhu kuguquguquka okujwayelekile kokuzibophezela, umzamo wokuqeda isidingo sokukhetha nokukhanda amakhanda. Lokho kuvilapha kakhulu. Uyaqonda? Uyazi ukuthi abesifazane abadala benza nabafana abangamavila? Futhi uNkulunkulu wenqabe ukuthi uyazi.Isinyathelo 8. "Okuthile Okufudumele"
Ubusika egcekeni, namafreyimu amahle. Ngakho-ke, kuyadingeka ukumthengela umjuluko owesabekayo emadolweni nge-deer. Noma, ngokwesibonelo, i-putsulsky enobuhlakani obukhulu. Okuhlukile okunengqondo futhi okufudumele kothando. Kuyadabukisa ukuthi akekho umuntu wesifazane ekukhanyeni kwaleyo mibhalo azoqonda. Ngaphandle kosanta, kunjalo. Abangcwele baqonda konke (kepha akusho ukuthi okungenani bafana nokuthile). Into efudumele, isoka liyingubo yoboya. Hhayi kusuka ku-mutona, umngani, cha.Isinyathelo 9. "Kratartov"
Okungukuthi, indandatho yegolide enedayimane le-carat. Ngokuyinhloko, le yinguqulo engenakuphikiswa, sithandwa esimangalisayo, sibuhlungu; Usuvele ukhokhele umklomelo woNyaka oMusha, ngakwesokudla? Inkinga ukuthi awukhumbuli, uthanda igolide elimhlophe noma elibomvu? Idizayini yakudala, yesimanje noma ye-avant-garde? Noma i-ar deco? Ingabe ngokujwayelekile uyazi ukuthi i-reco art iyini? Ngamafuphi, kunzima ukukholelwa kukho, kepha indandatho "engalungile" enedayimane elikhulu ngempela nayo ingandiza ebusweni bakho.Isinyathelo 10. Kitty
Empeleni leli yithuba lakho lokugcina. Nikeza umuhle unyaka omusha wekati. Thatha nathi, sabalalisa masonto onke amakati. Lokhu kuzothuthukisa kakhulu ama-degree of mi-mi emndenini wakho futhi ngeke akwazi ukwenqaba. Futhi awukwazi ukuphonsa ikati kuwe. Futhi noma ekhuphuka kini ikati, khona-ke ikati nakanjani nakanjani. Sibheke ;-)