I-sandwich, uwoyela owayo phansi - kuyinto yakudala futhi engafi. Kepha akubona bonke, oh cha, akubona bonke! IHhovisi LaseHlelo Lezindawo LikaPiks selibonile okungenani izinhlobo ezimbili eziyishumi nambili zalo mthetho ongezansi. Yebo, nanoma yimuphi kini kungenzeka ukuthi: Siphikisana nezinkulungwane ezinhlanu !? Uma bona, ngokomthetho wokulumba, bebengazange baboshwe eJean ngaleso sikhathi lapho kuphela awuzange uhlole amaphakethe ekukhathaleni;)
1. Umthetho wesikhwama
Lapho esikhwameni sihlasela futhi sikhala ngokwesaba amasongo, lokhu kuyisibonakaliso. Lokho kusuka phezulu uphuze, ngesikhathi kuthengwe kugogo omuhle eduze komgwaqo ongaphansi komhlaba. Ngaphansi kwaso - kuthathwe kulungiswa kweshawa. Ngaphansi kwaso - isikhwama sezimonyo esivele kusuka phansi. Ngaphansi kwalo - ukudla kwezinhlanzi, okwakungekho futhi bekungafanele. Ucingo lungezo ezinye izingqimba eziyishumi zezamasiko, noma ngabe zivele zabekwa ephaketheni eliseduze kakhulu.2. Umthetho wefoni nowoma
Umama ubiza cishe amacala amathathu. Lapho ufaka ipuleti yepulaki ngokuthile okumnandi; Lapho uzama ukuvula ifulethi ngesandla esisodwa, ubamba owesibili ukuze uthenge, futhi owesithathu ubamba ingane - noma lapho izindebe zakho zenkosana enhle zisondela ezindebeni zakho. Ngo-99,9% wamacala, umama ngokuphuthumayo ufuna ukwazi ukuthi unaso isimo sezulu lapho futhi uwonke.
3. Umthetho wosuku
Ngaphambi kosuku olulindelwe kakhulu futhi olubalulekile, lapho uzizwa sengathi uhambisa ikhabethe lakho izikhathi eziyishumi nantathu, uthola i-thaw enenhlanhla yeshumi nantathu nesigamu, unomcibisholo we-Virtuosooso Shooting! t Uphuthelwe noma yini, ungakhohlwa ifoni futhi ungasondeli eSandwalk emkhiqizweni impilo kamakhelwane ... lapho uvula umnyango womnyango wephula isipikili.4. Umthetho we-Intanethi
Ibuyele umzuzwana owodwa impela, lapho uzitshela ngokuqinile: "Ngakho-ke, bonke, bonke, abasekho umzuzwana wokuhlehlisa!", Vele uvale ama-facebeskes - futhi ngasikhathi sinye nesikhathi sokufunda incwadi ebalulekile odinga kuyo Phendula ngokushesha, ngokushesha, isikhathi eside, isikhathi eside nje izolo.
5. Ithebhulethi nephephamthetho
Amathebulethi avalwe ku-blister, futhi afakwa ebhokisini elinemiyalo egobekile. Ngakho-ke umhlaba uhlelwe. Nganoma iliphi amaqembu, uke wazama ukuvula ibhokisi, ukusuka lapho kuwe ngo-100% wamacala uzobuka i-Foung of the Paper, hhayi onqenqemeni lwe-blister. Unjalo uhlobo lomkhathi.
6. Umthetho wePackikov
Isikhwama esincanyana se-Cellophane yinto enjalo: Ihlala isebenza ngokuzithandela nangengoma, uma kukhona okuthile okungahamba ngandlela thile. Futhi ayidalulwa muntu uma kukhona okuthile okudingayo ukuze uthole ngokwanele - futhi kuyadingeka, leli phakethe liqiniswa, lithululwe ngokushesha.7. Umthetho wesikhafu esinsomi
Uma uneminyaka eyikhulu ubudala, isikhafu esimnandi esimnandi, esake sanikeza umama, kepha bekungekho nhlobo ukuthi yini okufanele sigqoke kuyo ... khona-ke uzowunika umshana ngengubo yonodoli ngaphambi komngane uzokulethela kusuka ku-sarafanchik emangalisayo.
8. Umthetho Wengane Eshukumisayo
Ingane enhle imi endaweni enhle futhi ingabekezeleleki kahle - kuze kube yilapho umzuzwana, lapho uhola ilensi. Ngemuva kwalokho, ihamba nge-kilometer yesivinini esiphakathi ngomzuzwana ngasikhathi sinye kuzo zonke izinhlangothi ezine zomhlaba.9. Umthetho wekati lamanga
Kungumphumela oqondile womthetho owedlule. Ikati lilele uMimmishno, elisakaza ama-paws futhi axhumane nesisu esikhanyayo esitokisini esikhaleni, amahora amahlanu ngokulandelana - kodwa ngisho nangaphambi kwejerk yakho ethule ... okungenani ifoni.
10. Umthetho kaMyuKu
UMuha, uma uhlwanyela endaweni ethile emzimbeni womuntu futhi ugcotshwe kuyo, ubuyela ngqo lapho, ngokunemba okungu-1 mm, ngamacala ayi-120%.
11. Umthetho wenja emanzi
Yebo, unenja efundiswe kakhulu emhlabeni. Futhi akukho ukushisekela ngokweqile ekusebenzeni kwelineni. Kepha kuwusuku lokuthi okokuqala ngqa esikhathini esingokomlando, kuqinile ngokuqinile esikhathini esingokomlando, yena (hhayi umkhwekazi!) Kuzojabulisa ngemuva kwemvula, kuqubuke umhawu Kukho konke ngasikhathi sinye - futhi kudale okumnandi futhi ngentshiseko, ukudonsa kwalo lonke uhlelo lweminyaka emihlanu edlule.12. Iwayini elibomvu
Uma utshelwa etafuleni ihlaya elihlekisayo ngempela, ungaqiniseka ngokuphelele okungenani izinto ezimbili: a) une wayini ebomvu engilazini; b) Ama-blouse kuwe - mhlophe.
13. Umthetho Wezinhlamvu Eziseduze
Izincwadi ezi- "B" ne- "U" zisekhibhodi ekusondeni okuyingozi. Wonke umuntu uhlushwa lokhu - nalabo ababiza uJulia, kanye nalabo abanoJulia okungenani oyedwa phakathi kozakwethu. Umbhali uphinde uwavuselele le ngxenye yombhalo amahlandla amathathu - futhi ahlelwe kabili. Qagela igama lakho.14. Umthetho we-Osskov
Uma ungabaza isikhathi eside, noma ngabe ngoMgqibelo usuku kwi-cafe azange kubanjelwe - futhi ekugcineni wanquma ukuhamba ngebhayisekili, awukwazi ukubheka isibikezelo. Imvula phezu kwale ndawo, okuzoba kude kakhulu nasekhaya, kuzokwenzeka noma kungenzeka ukuthi kungenzeka kube ngu-1%.
15. Umthetho wePuzha
Uma emgwaqweni ngamakhilomitha amabili nesigamu (2,5) amakhilomitha, eyodwa (1) yamasentimitha angama-50 (ama-50) amamitha amathathu (3) atholakala kumamitha amathathu (ama-50) atholakala ekujuleni kwemitha ezintathu (ama-50), noma iyiphi imoto izodlula Ijubane lamakhilomitha ayikhulu namashumi amabili (120) ngehora kuleyo naleyo nengxenye (1.5) imizuzwana lapho udlula.
16. Umthetho "Sharikov"
Uma ungaguquki umhlane wakho futhi ungafaki igundane ngokuzuza futhi ngokuqhubekayo wehlise amahora angama-7 nesigamu, nasemphumeleni walesi sikhathi, ubuthakathaka, kwaqala ukushayela "amabhola" - futhi ukwenze ncamashi imizuzu emi-2 ... Kwathi ngomzuzu wesibili, umpheki uzoba ngumhlane wakho ngqo. Noma ngabe akazange avele ehhovisi lakho izinsuku ezimbili ngaphambili.17. Ukujika kwethuba
Uma lapho, lapho ume khona emgqeni omude, kukhona ikhefu lokudlela lewashi, kuzoqala okwamanje lapho umugqa ufika kuwe. Kodwa-ke, umthetho usebenza, noma ngabe kunomuntu oyedwa ngaphambi kwakho. Kuzoba mbumbulu mpela umuntu ohlale edinga ukwazi ukuthi zisho ukuthini lezi didises ephepheni, elingelona lingasebenzi muntu emgqeni.
18. Ukudla komthetho
Uma uhlala ekudleni ngokuzethemba, i-iron kanye isikhathi eside ekuseni ngoMsombuluko, bese kuba ngoMsombuluko, umngane uzonquma ukukwenza isimanga. Futhi ibiza ikhekhe elifunde ukukwenza namuhla. Futhi mkhulu kangaka wamthola!
19. Umthetho We-Roller Skates
Ukuvikelwa kuhlala kuthengwa usuku ngemuva kokulimala. Emva kwalokho, akukho amaconsi ehle. Kuze kube yilolo mzuzu, lapho ungowokuqala emva kwalokho, ukhipha ngaphandle kwawo.20. Umthetho wemali ocingweni
Imali ocingweni iphetha ngaso sonke isikhathi lapho udinga ukubhekana nesimo esibaluleke kakhulu ngokuphuthumayo. Angikaze emlandweni womhlaba, abakapheli ngaleso sikhathi lapho kungaba kuhle ngabo ukuthi bakwenze ... futhi ungasho unembeza ohlanzekile: "O, ngiyaxolisa, ngemali Ucingo lwaphela! "