Ukuze sithembeke, sasizobhala izinto ezidabukisayo ukuthi zimbi kangakanani - ukuba ngowesifazane onesizungu lapho umbhede obandayo ulindile ekhaya nakwamanye ama-hardcore abuhlungu. Ihlanganise uhlu.
Bese kuthi kukhona okungahambanga kahle. Ingxenye eshadile yeBhodi Lokuhlela yaqala ukububula, futhi abangashadile bathi: "BGG". Ngokuvamile, ngiqonde ukuthi, lapho ushada, unakho konke lokhu (kahle, cishe yonke into) ngeke.
Akhawunti esizeni sokuqomisana
Isetshenziselwe ukulungiswa kokuzihlola okuhlala njalo ezingeni le- "godmess". Noma ngabe ubukeka njenge-shrimp egoqiwe, amanye ama-raffik asalokhu uhhafu wonyaka uyaxhuma futhi ethunga ama-gigabyte wemibala kagesi. Futhi ngizolindela umyeni.
Umngani nje
Phakathi kwakho, yebo, lutho futhi awunakuba. AKUKHO MAHHALA, Wena. Usula i-snot, nikeza izeluleko mayelana nokuhlangana futhi uzizwe ukhululekile ukushaya i-napkin yakho kakhulu. Ngokuvamile, abangane bangempela. Ngokumangazayo, ngemuva kokwakho, umngani wangempela ngesizathu esithile uyancibilika ku-foggy haze, ukuthumela izithonjana kuphela ngamaholide.
-Deiwo
Abaphathi baphikisana kanjani? Lokhu ngukuthi - ushadile, kusewumbiko wonke wekota eBorsch. Futhi lokhu kumahhala, kusho ukuthi ukuvumela ukuhlala kuze kube yisishiyagalolunye kusihlwa. Noma - kuze kube yisishiyagalolunye ekuseni, njengoba kuhamba. Impendulo yombuzo: "Yimuphi kubo ozokwenza umsebenzi ngokushesha?", Ukuzibona, kepha akukhona ngisho nakuwo. Iqiniso ukuthi kunezinto ezimbalwa emhlabeni ukuze zipholile kunokubiza ukudla ngo-4 ekuseni, zithi: "Ngisuse emsebenzini." Ngaphandle kwengxenye ye-erotic, kunjalo. ;-)
Ibhodlela le-britty
Noma amawayini. Gcwalisa icala elikhethekile. Icala elikhethekile liza kanye ngesonto, lapho omunye umngani ongashadile efika ezovakashela futhi aqale indinganiso, kepha kusihlwa esingalibaleki ngaphansi kwegama lekhodi: "Eh, Babenki!".
Izindlu zocingo
Kungaba inkinobho eshisayo ocingweni noma eseduze. Kepha ukhona. Lapho owesifazane oshadile edinga ukufona amapayipi, ngokudabukisayo ukhuluma nangokwesaba: "Udinga ukubiza amapayipi." Ilele eduze kokuqagelwa kwezindawo zokuphumula, futhi kubonakala sengathi, kubonakala sengathi, ngokwayo. Uma ukuqagela kwesokunxele, ngokwesibonelo, ohambweni lwebhizinisi, khona-ke izitha ezimbili ziphikisana nowesifazane oshadile: indlu yangasese kanye nokuphelelwa yithemba.
Isikhuhlu esisha se-anti-cellulite
Kuyinto entsha ebalulekile. Ngoba isikhafu esidala se-anti-cellulite kowesifazane oshadile futhi lapho. Kuyafaneleka unyaka wesithathu egumbini lokugezela nokubola engxenyeni.
Isixha somisiwe
Inyanga yesibili kufanelekile. Akukho lutho olunjalo, izandla nje azifinyeleli udakiwe.
Ikati
Ikati langempela noma elinemibandela, kepha lihlangabezana nesidingo: into yokunakekelwa. Ikati elinemibandela kungenzeka libe ngugogo - umakhelwane, i-idiot-carve (ezonyamalala ngaphandle kwami) noma umphakathi wokuvikelwa kwe-polar nerve.
Amakhondomu
Lapho indoda iza ukuvakashela into ebalulekile, kungenzeka ukuthi ikhohlwa amakhondomu ngethuba lama-50%. Nasi isici senkumbulo siyahlekisa, yebo.
Shintsha Ukukhubazeka
Ukushintshwa okungasebenzi kwenzeka izinhlobo ezimbili: ukushintshwa nje okungasebenzi kanye nokushintsha okungasebenzi kahle, okuzama ngaso sonke isikhathi lapho umuntu ozayo ezama ukulungisa. Endodeni yesithathu yesine, idivaysi iphenduka ukuze ingasebenzi kalula.
Iqembu labeluleki
Esikhundleni salokho, i-horde yomeluleki. Akukhathalekile ukuthi babakhuthaza "Wena, nokwenza konke okunempilo - konke-impilo, nokuhlala kanye nokuhawukela" - noma ukuhawukela, noma umona. Kepha iqiniso - ngemuva kwamahhashi abo anamazwi esiza senduduzo engokomoya kanye nesimo esihle semoya sihlala esitebhisini esishisiwe.
Imvuthuluka embhedeni.
Ngoba ungadla embhedeni futhi akekho ozobona! Enye yamanani wempilo angaphansi kakhulu, ngendlela.
Isethi yokulahlwa komuntu wesilisa
Kubandakanya ukugeza, ama-slipper, amazinyo avaliwe kanye nesimo sobuso esingenacala ukuze baphendule umbuzo: "Futhi abantu abaningi sebeyisebenzise ngaphambili?"
Timkiller
Owesifazane wamahhala futhi ozimele uyakwazi ukutshala izimbali epulazini elibonakalayo. Hhayi imizuzu eyishumi nanhlanu ngosuku, futhi njengoba kubonakala sengathi uyikhokhela kahle. Kakade ileveli ye-135 yathatha.
Uketshezi lokuhlanza ipayipi
Izinto ezinhlanu. Ngoba akucaci - okungcono. Uma kukhona, kuzokwazi ukuthela yonke into ngasikhathi sinye futhi ungasebenzisi izinhlamvu ezingaqondakali ezibhalwe kwilebula.
Ukuqeqeshwa Apparatus
Okungakaze kuphenduke i-hanger. Owesifazane oshadile uyazi ukuthi angayiguqula kanjani impilo ibe yi-hanger.
Isikhathi
Owesifazane onesizungu unesikhathi. Okungathintwa yi-SIDEINE, noma usuku lweviki, noma uJams Wezimoto Zonyaka. Ngesikhathi sokubhala lesi sigaba sisuka ehhovisi elibizayo lokuhlela lezindlu ezingomakhelwane, Dawn Dawn
