Ukuze ugqoke i-plaischko, squek the isaladi, uvinjezelele phansi umdanso phansi - "Miscellane!", NjengoJim, uMoriarty kusho. Ngakho-ke ngeke siwele emlandweni. Umlingani wangempela we-round-the-iwashi kufanele akwazi ukuheha ukunakwa. I-Pics.ru inikeza izeluleko ongasakwazi ukukunikeza.
Lungisa inhlabathi
Emini ngaphambi kwephathi yenhlangano, khetha umsondela lapho abaphathi befika umzuzu ukuthi basonteke ebunzini mayelana nodonga, futhi bahlukaniswe nekhompyutha yokungena kuyo yonke iminyango: "edilini lezinkampani ukuze livele kumasudi eZaitsev, Nawe, kuzoba khona indawo yokukhosela izaqathi, abaphula umthetho bazomenyezelwa umholo wokuphindisela kanye neshumi nantathu. Noma ngabe ngeke banikeze. "
I-Flamenco's strand emgodini
Ukudansa etafuleni manje ngeke kumangaze umuntu - cabanga, yebo kuzoba okunjengawe, yonke intambo izoba. Ekhulwini lethu elinzima, ukuncintisana kuphakeme, futhi kuzofanela ume okuthile. Ngizotshela kukho konke ukuthi niyi-banderas futhi manje uzodlula emgqonyeni onesiginci, ungasondeli kunoma yikuphi ukudutshulwa. Izinkuni zazo zonke izitshudeni. Isigingci singacabanga. Into esemqoka yisiyaluyalu sokucula ngo-Ah-ah-ah coar.
Pantomimirui
FIME MIME. Ukwakheka okumhlophe kuhlakaniphile kahle yonke iminonjana yo-Eva okhathazekile wangaphambi koNyaka Omusha ehhovisi, iTelnyshka ingumbala omncane, futhi izindinyana zikaMimov zicasula kakhulu. Ngemuva kwesonto, akekho noyedwa oyokhumbula ukuthi u-Natashka wayeyini nokuthi uVaova wasusa kanjani i-turntable kusuka ku-DJ wabeka uJustin Bieber, kodwa ngemiphumela yakho emihle ukutshela abamzukulu abakhulu.
Phatha abantu injabulo
Beka iphathi emcimbini we-ascorbine. Ukubamba izivakashi emakhoneni amnyama, amaphilisi angaqondakali anyakazisa ngesandla, abukeke ngokwethuka abuye abuze ukuthi angafuni yini ukujabulisa. Lapho-ke kuzodingeka uvume ngomphumela womsebenzi wamandla wokuzinamathela futhi uwuthathe kuvidiyo. Ungakwazi ngisho nangokwenza i-roller ethokozayo. Ekuhlaselweni okuhlaselayo kwe-purated Phendula Iqiniso - I-Ascorbinka idlula futhi ngokuvamile ilusizo kakhulu.
Kuholela Izincwadi
Ucingo, ngendlela, ngokuvamile alufihli. Labo ababiza ama-Smartphones "Ababulali Beqembu" bamane nje bangenawo umcabango futhi abanalo nakancane. Bhala kumibiko ye-Facebook ethuthukile, kepha ungakhohlwa ukubeka yonke inkampani ethembekile kuzo - emigqeni yokuqala yalabo abathinta umphathi we-twig futhi bafa emsebenzini. Hlala nge-Sober, njenge-paparazzi engochwepheshe, futhi uqaphele ngekhamera yakho ye-darling, elahlekile emadolweni, okunokuthula ku-choke, onomdanso uTango onomkhondi. Lapho-ke uzokwenza enye i-roller ethokozisayo. Kanye ne-Collage of Cropping.
Faka isithombe
Uma igama lakho lisephathini yezingubo, ziza ekukhetheni kwengubo yokudala. Okungukuthi, ngobuhlakani ngempela. Wonke umuntu uhamba kahle nabahlengikazi abavela ezitolo zobulili, futhi uzoba eRauta esigqokweni sezihlahla sikaKhisimusi, ngokwesibonelo - okuluhlaza okotshani, okuqinile futhi okugoqiwe. Usibonaphi isihlahla sikaKhisimusi emadolini. Ungangabazi ukuthi umdanso osondele kuwe uzoba semigqeni emithathu.
Ukwenza okuvelele
I-epicententer yanoma yiliphi iqembu ihlala ingena egumbini lokubhema kungekudala. Ukubhema lapho kunesicefe lapho. Bashiye ngaphandle kokugada imizuzu emi-5 - futhi bazoqala futhi ngomsebenzi, kepha mayelana neqiniso lokuthi uDimon uvame ukwenziwa uHerenel. Letha ibhokisi elibanzi kubhema bese ulifihla kulo (ungakhohlwa ukubamba iqhinga lokubhuka kwe-intercourse ne-canapsek). Ngezikhathi ezithile, vela kuwo ngokukhala ngokuthi "ukumangala!"