Bazali nabesilisa bayakwazi ukumisa imishwana ye-classic. Ngombono ocatshangelwe noma ozwakalayo. Futhi sivame ukuvuma futhi singene esimweni kulezo zimo lapho into eyodwa elula iyadingeka. Hook kwesokudla.
"Uyintombazane!"
Kuzwakala ngokuziqhenya, futhi njengokungathi kushukumisa ukuthuthuka. Yini, bathi, kusuka kuVovka ukuzothatha, nge-piarly kanye ne-dracuna. Kufanele upholile futhi usuka kunoma yisiphi isimo ukuphuma uhlanzekile nangomusa, njengoba intombazane iyisidalwa esiphakeme kangaka. Kodwa-ke, uma owesifazane oneminyaka emihlanu engakakwazi ukuwela ukukhuliswa, le ngxabano ayimcindezeli, kepha acace. Nakwesokudla. Banikeze osindayo sehadalidan, baby! Ngoba eqinisweni ukuthi bavele balungiselele inhlabathi ngokuqhubeka okunengqondo: "... usuku lwakho luyisishiyagalombili kaMashi."
"Akwanele wena"
Le tweet, njengomthetho, sebenzisa umalume 40+, lapho futhi yema ukuofaka ikhanda lentombazane ayikwazi, futhi angifuni umthwalo wemfanelo. Owesifazane omdala uzozwa khona amaqhinga, kodwa intombazane encane, ngeshwa, akayona njalo. Indalo emnene emnene ibophekile ukuthi iqiniseke, ithembisa wonke umuntu ukuthi athethelele futhi angathembeki, futhi angafake zicathulo alandele umalume emaphethelweni omhlaba. Ephephile enhlalakahleni yakhe engokomoya. Kepha ukuze kulondolozwe ingqondo nempilo, kwanele ukuvuselela: "O, ngiyabonga ngokuxwayiswa!". Yebo, i-ballet esikhampasi ngeke ilimaze.
"Kusukela lapho ngesaba ubuhlobo obungathi sína, izinhlungu obunye"
O, ukuqashelwa okunjalo kukhombisa ukuba khona kwenhlangano ecashile yengqondo. Sinesimo sokuzwa esijulile esikwazi ukuthakazelela okunamandla nalo lonke. "Akuvamile futhi kubalulekile, thatha!" - Inhliziyo izwakala kakhulu, ikakhulukazi lapho eseneminyaka eyi-15. "Lokhu kunjalo, izinhlungu zizoba ziningi - ziyakwazi ukuzihlela kuzo zonke iziphuzo ezinkulu ebhentshini; Akungcono yini ukunikeza imikhumbi ku-SCH)? " - Ihambisana nenhliziyo ye-Smart Brain. Maye, eminyakeni eyi-15, inhliziyo nobuchopho abaxhunyiwe cishe nganoma iyiphi indlela.
"Luyini uthando?"
Uyavuma ukulala nawe futhi kwesinye isikhathi ahambe aye kuma-movie. Yini enye oyifunayo? Akuwona yini ubufakazi ... lokho? Ngabe abantu ngokuvamile bakusho ukuthini ngaphansi kwalokhu kubhala okusetshenziswa kaningi? Ngowesifazane onothando (ngasizathu simbe angadingi izincazelo ezithile), ukuzindla okunjalo kwengqondo kungabonakala njengokuthambekela kokucabanga nokuzihlola. Kepha empeleni kungenye nje isizathu, hhayi ukubika ngqo: "Yebo, ungenye yemikhuba yami evilapha ukushintsha." By the way, ukuxabana okunjalo kwama-morbal kuphathwe kahle nge-pin rolling pin.
"Nginesikhathi esinjalo empilweni ..."
Ukusungulwa Okukhulu kuyindlela yonke, engachazwa ngokuntuleka kwemali, nokungahambisani, nokudluliswa kwesicelo esibi, nokungabi nandaba. Konke lokhu kungenxa yokuthi kuthatha izinqubo ezithile ezijulile kuso, uma kuqhathaniswa nalokho wena ngezimangalo zakho ezinozwela kungabi ngaphezu kwesidlo esicasulayo. Asivule imfihlo encane: W. He. Njalo. Kanjalo. Inkathi. Ngakho-ke i-boot yakhe, i-boot!
"Sibe naye isikhathi eside"
Isisho esithandwayo sakudala sihlala ezihlalweni ezimbili. Futhi umangale kakhulu uma engakwethuli. Futhi empeleni, kungani kufanele ukhathazeke ngokuthi unothando (okuthiwa kufanele) abantu abaningi besikhathi sakhe kanye nezimpahla zakhe zihlukanisa nomunye umuntu, uma konke lokhu "uPonaroshka", umaki wokuhlola? Kepha uma usakhathazeka kancane, khona-ke usihlalo uzokusindisa. Kanye nezitulo ezimbili ezingcono. Izitulo ezindizayo ezindizayo, kunjalo.
"Muhle kakhulu, kepha ..."
I-Great Mantra yokukhohlisa ezimweni ezihlukile, kuze kufike ekuhlukaniseni. Yena, ngokudunwa, wadunyiswa, wavuma isithunzi, wavuma kahle, akazange avikele noma yiziphi izikhalazo, futhi kwakuwukulalela ... konke lokhu kuyinto "yonke into" eyinqaba kakhulu kuhlobo oluthile lokungcola. Le akhawunti inomthetho owodwa. . "Uma ethi akuphathelene nawe, ubheka okuhlukile." Futhi umthetho owodwa owengeziwe, endleleni, futhi ukhona. Teflon. Okubizwa nge- "Bamba Pan Pan". Okulandelayo, sinethemba, futhi ngokwakho uzokuqonda.
"Nginjalo Mina Bastard"
Kusuka esigabeni "Ukuqashelwa okuvamisile akusilo iqiniso lokuthi lithambisa, kepha ngokuvamile likhansele isijeziso." Eqinisweni, akukho ukuqashelwa lapha. Lokhu kungukuzitika okuvamile. I-SIM Yakhe iyamemezela ukuthi angenza konke. Ngaphezu kwalokho kuzolandela ukuzivocavoca okusebenzayo ngokwanda. Namathisela i-boot. For goodbye.
"Ngidinga isikhathi sokuthola ..."
Kuzwakala kukhuthaza: kuphathelene nekhono lokubonisa nesifiso esincomekayo sokuqonda. Sihlulele ngokwethu, kanye nephutha kakhulu. Yebo, umfazi odinga "ukuthola" uzokhombisa "ngakwelinye icala" uzothola. " Izakhamizi zocansi lwesilisa zivame ukusebenzisa le mbingo kuphela njengezaba. Eqinisweni, udinga isikhathi sokuncibilikisa izilo, ahambe ebholeni, ahlale emgqomeni bese asonteke namanye amancane. Ngokuvamile, lapho okuhle kwakho kuzobuza isikhathi sokuphuma, "ukuthola," ungasebenzelana naye ngokuphepha ngokushesha. Singancoma i-sledgehammer, ngoba isindayo futhi sihle. Kepha asincomi. Njengani ...
