Ingxoxo enkampanini ivame ukuqhubeka ngokwayo. Ngemuva kwalokho kwesinye isikhathi awukhumbuli ukuthi kumnandi kangaka ubumnandi, kepha wonke umuntu wayenenkinga. Kepha kunezikhathi lapho abantu bebakhuthaza ngokuzumayo futhi bechofoza ... Futhi-ke, uma uqhuma ngekhono i-teko efanele, iqala nelukuluku!
Sinqume ukufingqa okuhlangenwe nakho komhlaba okugcwele kanye neziphambano - futhi senze incwadi ewusizo "Uma ingelosi indiza ngemuva kwetiye (umqondo wazalwa) - ngakhuluma ngokuphuthumayo ngakho!" Futhi ubuke hype eqinisekisiwe!Kepha i-pug yami ...
Ngemuva kokuphulukisa inothi lokubhoboza lokuqala lokuthula, bhekani ngokucabanga ngekhalenda ngamakhasi - bese nitshela abantu, futhi uMatilda wami wake wangena eDacot Mesh! " Umlayezo ofanayo owethula ngokumangalisayo ukusabela kwe-chain, lapho i-basset inamathela khona kwi-poirus, ikati ngemuva kwegundane - futhi yonke le zoosad inomsindo futhi isindisa ama-polyethylene kanye nama-cactus, iphendukela izihlahla zikaKhisimusi namaphrinta Ukuhlolwa kwakhe "I-FUECROLCH" Emibikweni ... Ngokuvamile, ukukhiya okufile okuwukuhle kwanele nge-catalyst nge-pair of the disserticals kanye nobusuku bakwaYunnists.
Umsingathi kuleyo: Okokuqala, izingcaphuno kanye nama-cortiers zibalulekile embukisweni wefoni. Okwesibili, uma ungenalo ikati (ngendlela, kungani unganalo ikati ?!), anginaso isihe salabo abethule yilabo abe yizinhlanzi empeleni lapho behlafuna uGammarus.
Ingane, Izingane
Ngabe amakati asephelile, ingabe izinja zadideka? Futhi sinesitoko kukhona ezinye izidalwa eziphilayo! Ungabhekana Njalo ukuthi umlilo ushisa kanjani, ukugeleza kwamanzi nabanye basebenza kanjani - futhi kukhulunywa ngokungenamandla ngengane yabantu. Bafana ngandlela thile ku-inhlukume: Baphinde babambe izimpukane baqeqeshe abanye, bahlale umlutha we-gastronomic, bayakwazi ukufihla igebe eliphakathi kwamatafula amabili aseceleni kombhede futhi baguga ngokulinganayo amamitha-skwele angamashumi amane nanoma iyiphi i-lingb. Kepha bapholile: bayakhuluma! Ukuphindisela kuzokuthatha isikhathi eside, uma kungenjalo kuze kube phakade. Yebo, ngocingo nabo banakho, abakhohlwa.
Ukuthi i-lenka ine-chuck
O, ukuwela kwamathambo kuyinqubo yasendulo ye-sacral, eyayijabulisa izivakashi ezinesithukuthezi egcekeni laseHammurapi! Umdlalo ulula njengeminyango. I-Point Times Times: Ngikhumbula ukwazana okujwayelekile, angizange ngibulale umphakathi wethu ukuba ubukhona bethu. I-Point Number 2: gijimani ibhola ngempilo yakhe. Futhi sifunda inqwaba yezindaba zesiko mayelana nakho konke futhi wonke umuntu, kusukela esokani lokugcina leNadka - ngaphambi kololobkov, kuvela ukuthi isikhungo esisontekile ngeLisitsyna! Futhi ubani ozothi manje: "Bheka, angikaze ngibe muva nje ngingenakoba," makanganele esibukweni abheke ekhaleni lakhe. Siphikisana, sanda? ;)I-Vanity Fair
Umbhali womugqa wake wagula futhi walimaza - nombuzo "ocabanga ukuthi" kuJuda uphendule umbuzo we-Facebook. "Ama-Crarades, bese ubhala, uPliz, okuthile okuhle?" Ama-90% abaphenduli abatshelwa: "Futhi ngi ...", "futhi namuhla ..." I-Grand Prix yeWizard yedudulotho yathola ukuphawula: "Futhi ngihlala eSauna!" Zama ukusebenzisa ucezu olufanayo enkampanini - bese ubuka ukuwohloka okukhulu kwemisila! Ngendlela, uma i-oslo eyalandela iyeza, okuzoshisa, ukuthi akukho lutho oluhle ngaphezu kwe-tlen, futhi ungitshele ukuthi wawela kanjani ngaphansi kwe-ice izolo, futhi eminyakeni engamashumi amabili edlule ekuhlolweni, yena ithumela ngempumelelo ukwakheka.
Sherlock yethu konke!
Inhlabathi evundile - ama-serials. Izingxoxo ezibukhoma ziyaqhakaza kulo mhlabathi, yeka ukuthi i-Tyrion Pupsik, kusho ukuthini - uSheldon noma iSherlock, izinkumbulo ezimnandi zezenzo zamaManiacs kanye nokufika kwabafileyo. Inketho yokudonswa ekuthuthukisweni kwe-serial iyasonteka ngokomqondo: "Lapha esikhathini sethu! .." Susa ukuthi ngubani umgoqo, uJosé Ignacio noSisi Cappell ngokuvamile bayi-rusty futhi engeyona eye-spammer!
Ukuhamba ngeDemotivators
Isihloko esihle kakhulu ukukhohlisa kwi-smartphone esihlalweni, futhi lapho uqala ukukukhipha ngentukuthelo: "Buyela kulayini!" - Ukukhipha amahlaya asanda kufika mayelana nomyeni ovilapha noma ohlanzekile kusuka ku-gazprom. Ingxoxo yemilomo iphenduka ibe yiRibbonband ye-Eastic Eastic ye-MEBIS. Wonke umuntu uzizwa esendaweni evamile, umoya ugcwele futhi u-emodi emoyeni.Ngekhulu leminyaka ngcwele
Eqinisweni, kunenjini yaphakade emhlabeni. Futhi ulula njengama-ruble amathathu aphethe ama-run, futhi ubizwa ngokuthi uSrach. Izihloko eziyinkimbinkimbi emhlabeni, njengeziza zaphakade ezincwadini, zikunye, futhi zikungafi. Qopha: "Kunobungani phakathi kwendoda nowesifazane"; "Kungenzeka yini ukuncelisa ibele ngobumfihlo"; "Kukhona noma ungadli inyama"; "Ngabe wena noma uphikisana nezitabane?"; "Ungaba kanjani baseYurophu ababaleki" ... Well, lokhu sekuvele kwanele isizini yonke ebusika kusihlwa okungenani. Musa ukuthi uHolivariya kulezi zihloko uyakwazi ukungincenga okungenampumputhe okulula.
I-Bazaar yokuzinikela
Choto hit? Uphuthuma ukusiza indawo yokuhlala ye-masonic yabahleli bohlelo! Enkulumweni yabo, abantu abafayo abalula bazoqonda izizathu kuphela kanye ne-chamoil - futhi kuhle! Izophathwa futhi yenza ukuhlukaniswa kwezingoma kube yimpi. Memezani ukuthi le nkulumo ye-infernal izogibela! Futhi kubangela uxolo, strov ukusabela! Endleleni, ngesihloko semodeli yehlathi ye-psychoanalysis ... kusihlwa nakanjani sizoyeka ukululama!Ama-amadala-timers awakhumbuli
Icala elinzima ngempela - uma inkampani yakho isivele isiseduze kwekhulu leminyaka, futhi usuvele uyazi konke ukuqhekeka kupapa walowo nalowo mzukulu welungu ngalinye lomhlambi ngamunye, bakwazi ukungcwaba izizukulwane ezinhlanu zezingcaphuno, bazi bonke abakwaMaritous Futhi ukucindezela umngani womngane ...
Yini okufanele uyisho? Qala, bangani! Kusele ... Yebo, yena. Isimo sezulu esihle, esinamandla nesingcwele. Into ukuthi zonke izinsuku isinika khona okuvelayo nezizathu ezingapheli ngentokozo, okuphazamiseka ukushanela kude. Kepha into esemqoka ekuxhumaneni ayikho nhlobo ukushintshana ngolwazi. Okungukuthi, lokhu kuyangijabulisa nami. Isimo sezulu sinjengokuzindla. Kufana nokuthula okuthokomele nokuqonda okuhlangene nengxenye yesithathu yegama. By the way, ubonile ukuthi hlobo luni lwe-polotine manje luqhubeka, eh ?! Angikhumbuli ukuthi ngolunye usuku ngalesi sikhathi njengale - nalapha futhi! ..