Kubukeka sengathi sonke sibantu abadala futhi kufanele sisebenze nsuku zonke. Kodwa-ke, kwesinye isikhathi uvuka ekuseni futhi ucabanga: "Ngeke ngiye esikoleni namuhla." Noma vuka, futhi umnqamulajuqu wokuthunywa womsebenzi udlulile ngosuku olwedlule izolo, kahle, kwenzeke nje. Futhi uqala ukwakha izaba ezithile, "yinhlonipho," "ukuze zingahlanekezeli." Izindaba ezimbi: Zonke lezi zizathu sezivele zaziwa kakhulu kwiziphathimandla. Ngesinye isikhathi, bazwa "ikati ladla umsebenzi wami wesifundo" futhi "ngahumusha isalukazi ngaphesheya komgwaqo, ngakho-ke sekwephuzile." Ungafuni ukuthola ukungena okungakhethi kurekhodi lokuqashwa - Funda ngokucophelela.
"Ngithole ushevu ngokudla"
Yebo, kunjalo, ngoMsombuluko ekuseni, ubiza umsebenzi kanye nezwi eligulayo elihlaselayo ukuthi nganginobuthi kakhulu, ake sithi, amakhabe. Futhi akekho omunye umuntu ozofika kunoma ngubani onayo i-hangover ebabazekayo. Cha, cha, ukuthi wena. Bonke bakholelwa wena :)"Ngiminze ifoni eMfuleni iDon"
I-reservoir ingaba yinoma yimuphi, yize ukunemba okuthiwa kunikeza amanga awolidi. Futhi lesi yizaba ezinhle, ngaphandle kokuthi iqiniso lokuthi aliqondakali ngokuphelele ukuthi lihlotshaniswa kanjani nokufika komsebenzi noma i-oda. Ngaphezu kwalokho, kubalulekile ukukhumbula ukuthi yilokho: Uma unenothi enhle kwifoni yakho, noma uchungechunge, noma ocingweni olungavamile ngokwalo, ungazenzi ukuzosebenza naye ngosuku olulandelayo. Hlukanisa."Benginomhlangano Wabazali"
I-Holy Net for Oflenteeism, ikakhulukazi uma iziphathimandla zinezingane. Nokho, akukacaci, nokho, kungani umhlangano wabazali wawungaziwa amasonto ambalwa, njengenjwayelo, futhi kungani kungazelelwe kangangokuba kwanzima ukuxwayisa."Ungashiyi Ingane"
Ngokuvamile, kufanele ngithi, ingane iyizaba ezifanele, ngoba kwenzeka okuthile naye ngaso sonke isikhathi, futhi konke lokhu kuyisizathu esihle sokungaya kwinkonzo. Shono abaqashi abakuthandi kakhulu ukuthatha omama abasebasha ukuba basebenze futhi, uma kungenzeka, bagweme. Ikakhulu, ngoba bacabanga ukuthi ngaphezu kokwesaba okujwayelekile kokuba ngumama, nazo zonke izifo, ukulimala, imihlangano yomzali ngokuzumayo, njll. Ngakho-ke kuzoba nemvumo ye-linger enhle enhle ngesihloko esifanayo. "Ngenxa yalokhu asisithandi," njengoba besho."Izinkomo zingifonele ilaptop"
Hhayi ikati. Lokhu kungaba ingane, noma umkhwekazi osekhulile owangena efasilini elifanele, wenza okuthile lapho, futhi ifayili lanyamalala, linyamalale ngokuphelele, imiphumela yomsebenzi weminyaka emihlanu ineminyaka emithathu ubudala. Njengomthetho, lokhu ngamanga ahlekisayo, ekuphelelweni yithemba nakusethembaneni lokuthi okungenani imakroti yekati izoncibilika inhliziyo yomphathi futhi izothatha intukuthelo yakhe yokulunga."Ngingenele traffic"
Ukulungiswa okuthembekile okuthembekile, okulula ukukukholelwa. Ngaphezu kwalokho, ama-traffic jam avela eMoscow futhi amahora amane, kanye nesithupha, nesishiyagalombili. Kwesinye isikhathi, kwaba nzima ngokwengeziwe ukuqamba amanga ngama-traffic jams: Uma amakhadi we-yandex akhombisa amaphuzu ama-3 nakho konke "okuluhlaza", ngandlela thile anyathekile uthi ihora alikwazanga ukuvela kwindandatho yesithathu. Kepha manje kungenzeka, ngoba insizakalo ihlala ikhombisa ukunyakaza kwamahhala lapho yonke into ingumpempe. Abaphathi baliqiniso, umbuzo uzoqinisekiswa: Kungani uzungeza idolobha nhlobo? Futhi kungani ungahambi amahora amabili ngaphambili, uma kudingeka kangaka?"Ngangena ekunakekelweni okukhulu"
Sisanda kuhlangana nehhovisi lokuhlela. Singakwazi ukweluleka kuphela bonke labo abafuna ukusizakala ngalezi zizathu, abathumeli izithombe ezivela kudakiwe, ama-picnics kanye namaholide ezemidlalo, elele ekuvuseleleni kabusha."Unkosikazi wami waya emsebenzini wangivalela efulethini ngokhiye kuphela"
Indaba eyiqiniso, ngendlela, kepha namanje akekho owake wakholwa."Ngiphule imoto / isithuthuthu / ngiphule omakhelwane bepayipi / omakhelwane"
Izaba ezinhle, wonke umuntu wenzeka. Kepha ngamahlaya kaKarma kubi: Njengomthetho, uma kunesimanje, ngeviki elilandelayo into enje izokwenzeka ngempela. Kuhlolwe!