Lapho kuphakama isihloko sodlame lomndeni, nakanjani kungukukhalipha, okuzothi: "Kepha unjani, sithandwa sakho, awunakubona ngokushesha ukuthi okhethiweyo wakho ungumhlaseli, uScoundrel kanye nesithombo? Awubonanga yini ukuthi uziphatha njengezinkomo "? Imvamisa lo mbuzo unesibopho sokuqala umsulwa kuqala. Njengekati aziphatha ngalo. Futhi akukho okufanekiselwa. Bese kuthi-ke sekwephuze kakhulu. Ngakho-ke, kulokhu, isisulu sobudlova bomndeni futhi bengalungile. Kuhlala kunezinsimbi. I-misstituition nje yenza ukuba kithina ngezimpawu ezingenazikhomba: Kuyini-ke ukuba izinhlungu zethu, ekuqaleni zibukeka zingenacala futhi zinhle.
Ukhathalela kakhulu
Uhlanza izicathulo zakho? Ukuqoqa isitsha esinokudla kwasekhaya? Mathupha abaphenyi ohlala benama-gaskets futhi bakushaye ekhaleni ngaphandle kwesidingo, ngoba uyisiwula, futhi ungaphuthelwa "? Kuhle kangakanani ukuzizwa uthambile futhi wazi ukuthi kukhona omkhulu nomusa - Lowo ongakuvumeli ukuthi ufe ezweni elibi lokudla okusheshayo namabhuzu angcolile. Kepha ukukhathazeka kukodwa, futhi i-hyperopsek ihluke ngokuphelele. Esimweni sokuqala, lolu lusizo olunobungane, kanti okwesibili - uyisitayela esihle, kepha uyisiphukuphuku, kepha oyisiphukuphuku, awunakukwazi noma yini ngaphandle kwe-blowjob. Maye, njengombukiso wokuzijwayeza, "Uyisiwula" kaningi uguqulwe ukuba ungene "lapho sikhuphuka khona, siwula."Ukhathazekile ngami
Ikhala njalo ngemizuzu eyishumi futhi ibuza ukuthi ukuphi nokuthi wenzani, ngokwesibonelo. Futhi uma kungazelelwe ungaphenduli, kuza ngamehlo asakazekile ne-preinfarct. Ukukunikeza wena ngayo yonke imisebenzi yakho, kufaka phakathi i-pedicure ne-gynecologist. Futhi unesikhwele ngawe ezintanjeni futhi ubabize ngokuthi "iziwula ezinomona." Cha, sithandwa. Akakhathazeki ngawe. Ukhathazekile ukuthi usenempilo yakho, engafaneleki. Impilo afuna ukuyiphatha ngempela. Ukuqapha! Uzokhipha uhlu lwezindawo eziseduze nekusasa eliseduze, lapho ungahamba khona nohlu lwabantu ongahlangana nabo. Yiqiniso, kuye, ukuba khona.Uthandana kakhulu
Wenza i-tatoo ngegama lakho futhi wabhala phansi kwefasitela lakho "Ngiyamthanda kuze kube phakade", futhi ngisho nalapho ususanda kuxabana, wawa ngamadolo emgodini ongaphansi komhlaba futhi wamemeza ukuthi uzomvula? Abantu basongekile, futhi wawuzwa i-heroine ye-Hollywood blockbuster? Yebo, icala lemikhumbi. Uthando olunjalo lokuphakanyiswa lukhuluma ngokungalingani olukhuluma ngokuqina kwengqondo, umkhuba ozosebenzisa kanye nesifiso sokufeza izindlela zabo. Imithambo izovula kungenzeka, kepha igazi lakho lizohamba nokho.Umnene ngendlela emangalisayo
Uyakuvalela sonke isikhathi, ukwanga, kugcina izandla, kuyathinta. Kwesinye isikhathi kuvame kakhulu futhi kunamandla kancane kunalokho engingathanda. Kwesinye isikhathi lapho kungangcono ukukwenza ngaphandle kokuvalwa. Isibonelo, lapho abazali bakho bevakashele. Maye, "I-Tactile Extravagané" enjalo "yisizathu sokuqwashisa. Ngokusobala, "muhle" uyaqiniseka ukuthi ungowakhe ngokugcwele, okusho ukuthi kunelungelo lokuhlasela isikhala sakho nganoma yisiphi isikhathi. Futhi kubalulekile kuye ukuthi wonke umuntu ezungeza wabona ukuthi ngubani ongumnikazi lapha, futhi ubani le nto. Kuyakhombisa, ukuwela phambi kwawo wonke umuntu futhi kungaphenduli ezicelo zakho zokuma.Ungenamusa ongenangqondo
Ibonisa ngezipho, ezingenakuphikwa ngaye? Uthathe imalimboleko futhi wakuthengela i-iPhone / Imoto / Ifulethi? Kukuhlola ezindaweni ezibizayo futhi waqasha indiza enophephela emhlane ngempelasonto? Musa ukujaha ukujabula nokuqhosha. Okokuqala, lokhu kuyaphinda futhi kufakazela ukuthi uyisidididi esiphakeme, kanti okwesibili, uwubheka ngokusobala umkhiqizo ongawathenga. Bheka, ngolunye usuku ungakhumbula abadlayo kanye nendiza enophephela emhlane.Ungavikelekile ocansini
Ukusungula, kuthanda kakhulu futhi kunzima. Angakwazi ukuya ocansini nawe nganoma yisiphi isikhathi, anganaki izinto ezithi "izinto ezincane" njengokukhathala kwakho, ukugula noma umsebenzi. "Ngiyakufuna, baby abangakwazi ukunqanda," ehlebeza ngaleso sikhathi, nawe, ngokuvamile, njengawo. Okunjalo kumele kube uthando lweqiniso! Kepha kwesinye isikhathi uthola ukuthi lonke lolu hlelo luvela kuye, futhi umane uvume. Kodwa-ke, akekho umuntu okucelayo. Futhi "ngifuna wena, ingane" sekuyisikhathi eside yalimala "Wenzani lapha"?Uhlela impilo yethu yesikhathi esizayo ngokuningiliziwe
Waqala wathi "thina" kusukela ekuqaleni kokuthandana kwakho? Futhi ngokushesha kwaqala ukuhlela ukuphumula kwakho okwabiwe, khetha ifenisha endlini yakho yesikhathi esizayo futhi ushayele izingane zakho zesikhathi esizayo ngeFoma, Yeremy and Vassenka? Kuhle, vele ukuthi umuntu abucayi ngobuhlobo. Lokho kumane nje ahlelele okwakho, kepha impilo yakhe lapho indawo yakho esendaweni ethile ekhona phakathi kokufa kwakho okuthandayo kanye nephakheji enama-chip. Izintshisakalo zakho azikhathazeki ngokuphelele. Ngaphandle kwalokho, wayezobuza ukuthi ngabe ungathanda yini ama-vassens kanye ne-puffy ehholo, noma mhlawumbe unezinhlelo ze-MBA ne-Antarctica.Empeleni akabathandi abesifazane, kepha ngingumuntu
Lokhu kuvame ukusho ukuthi "muhle" kusikisela yonke indawo ebuthakathaka kusukela ekuseni kuze kube kusihlwa. Bonke abesifazane baneziwula, izidumbu nezindikimba ezihahayo futhi wena kuphela wena wedwa - imbali yobomvu, ekugcineni ayihlangana ngayo endleleni yakhe yanameva. Uma isihloko se- "sangaphambili" sakhe siphakama, khona-ke konke kuvela ukuthi kuyesabeka ngokuphelele. "Ukuqala" kuvame ukuthambekela ku-schizophrenia, kleptomania, udlame kanye nokukhuluphala. Ungakholelwa ukuthi akunakwenzeka. Okokuqala, uyakholeka. Futhi, okwesibili, ngokwakho uyazi ukuthi ungowabesifazane abahamba phambili. Lokho kunjalo, ngeshwa, kuzokubuza isikhashana. Lapho nje ebona ukuthi awukwazi ukuthola noma yikuphi, uzodluliselwa nakunye kokukhishwa. "Ukuthambisa namafutha", "hysterical and haing" nokunye. Nakanjani uzokwenza okuthile ongakhetha kukho.Eduze kwakhe, ngizizwa ngilondekile. Uyindoda yangempela
"Uhlakaze ukubhema emnyango wentsha. Wahlaselwa ngakubi kimi, u-Alkash, waze wamukelwa. Wanele ukubheka amanye amadoda, asuka kimi. " Leli iphuzu elinzima. Cishe kungenakuphikwa ukuba inselelo. Ukuba "ndoda yangempela", okusho okuqinile, okunesibindi futhi okungenasibindi - kwesokudla. Ukuba seduze kwendoda enjalo - iphupho lawo wonke umuntu wesifazane. Kepha kubaluleke kakhulu ekuqaleni kobudlelwano bokuthi ungadida isibindi nolaka. Kubalulekile. Ngoba lowo ofana nanamuhla "njenge-Alkash", kusasa kungakushaya kalula esiswini. Vele, manje ngiyaqiniseka ukuthi lokhu ngeke kwenzeke kuwe. Uhlakaniphile, ucothani, uhlakaniphile, futhi uma lokho, khona-ke uzokwenzeka ngokushesha futhi uhambe. Kepha noma kunjalo, kungcono ukubheka kuyo eduze kakhulu manje, ngenkathi usengakwazi. Yebo - muhle kakhulu. Yebo - Unomusa. Uqhuma amaconsi ekhaleni futhi afudumele amasokisi akho ebhethri. Amhlebele. Damn naye! Kepha uma engenile ehlazweni noma impi ngaphandle kwezizathu ezibonakalayo, uma eya enganeni noma wamhlazisa indoda endala, uma eke wavuma ukucasula izwi noma into ebuthakathaka - hamba. Injabulo ngeke ibe lapha.