Cishe amaphesenti ayisishiyagalolunye amantombazane amancane awekho - cha, futhi yebo, babesho abazali bosuku: "Ngifuna ukuba ngumfana!" Nomlomo wengane, njengoba wazi, ungekhona ebuhleni kuphela, kodwa nangeqiniso. Umfana ube mubi kakhulu, futhi sikufakazela nge-pollinka:
munye. Amadoda adinga ukushefa ubuso kuphela. Yebo, futhi lokho - hhayi njalo.
2. Uma le ndoda yaya ocansini, khona-ke i-orgasm nayo yayikhona.
3. Ukuze ube yiqhawe, indoda yanele ukulungiselela i-pilaf kanye ngonyaka.
ezine. Uma le ndoda yashisa i-pilaf yayo, wasazama futhi emuhle, futhi ayikhombisi ngesihloko esithi "Ngiyimbunga engenamzimba."
ezinhlanu. Indoda ayidingi ukuphonsa amakhulu, izinkulungwane nezinkulungwane zezindawo zokubukeka, njengoba umphumela ozowohloka noma kunjalo.
6. Ngisho nasekwamukelweni kweNdlovukazi yaseNgilandi, indoda ayidingi ukugqoka izithende.
7. Mayelana nomama besilisa abahlanganisi amahlaya ahlaselayo.
eziyisishiyagalombili. Amagama abadlali abakhulu bebhola, abadlali be-hockey nabadlali be-volleyball baziwa kuphela kuchwepheshe abancane. Ochwepheshe abancane kakhulu.
eziyisishiyagalolunye. Esikhundleni sazo kusihlwa ukunakekela ingilazi ye- "Margarita", uTomno bubula futhi ubuke, amadoda angasondela athi: "Sawubona."
10. Indoda ayidingi ukulinganisa yonke impilo ebusweni obuncane phakathi kwe-prolactin nabesifazane.
ishumi nanye. Indoda akufanele ifakazele ukuthi ilungile ngokunengqondo okusemthethweni, ukuqina ngokomzwelo kanye nekhono lokushayela imoto, noma ngabe usanda kudubula i-hydrate futhi wamemeza, yena uqobo! ".
12. Azikho ama-pubs angasakaze uchungechunge oluphathelene nothando lokupholisa.
13. Abesilisa abanayo eya esikhathini, futhi munye kuphela osuvele ungenabulungisa be-global cosmic.
ishumi nane. Imfundo yabesilisa ngokuzenzakalelayo ibhekwa njengengcono kunabesifazane.
ishumi nanhlanu. Kwikhabethe eliyisisekelo le-wardrobe alinayo into eyodwa ezobe iboshwe ngezandla ezisontekile endaweni ethile ngemuva.
ishumi nesithupha. Noma yini umuntu ayenzayo, isixha sezimbali zizoxazulula le nkinga ngethuba lokulwela ku-100%.
17. Akekho nomugqa wethoyilethi labesilisa.
ishumi nesishiyagalombili. Uma umuntu ehlakaniphile, akudingekile ukwehlisa isisindo. Futhi ngokujwayelekile - konke kungakhethwa.
ishumi nesishiyagalolunye. Le ndoda ayidingi ukuhlela uhambo lokuvubukulo ukuthola okhiye esikhwameni. Ngokuvamile, kungenzeka ukuthi asikho isikhwama sesandla, isikhwama semfashini, nezintombi ezizokuthi "Fuu, yisiphi isikhwama, umama athatha?".
amashumi amabili. Indoda ingaya eholidini nge-cap kanye ne-pair yokugcina. Futhi uma ilungelo lokugcina lizolahleka ngokuzumayo, akazicasuki yindoda. Ngoba ngeke aqaphele.
21. Ukubukeka kwabesilisa akunakuxhumana ngethuba lokuqashwa. Yebo, ngaphandle uma sikhuluma nge-striptease.
22. I-Striptease yabesilisa ikhokhelwa ama-oda wensikazi engenhla.
23. Uma umfana ethanda le ntombazane, akamzwisisi ngawo wonke ama-duri abe yisikhwama esikhwameni eKumpuli.
24. Uma indoda izishaya ngesando emunweni wakhe, khona-ke ngaphandle kobungozi ku-renomom, inelungelo lokutshela isando ngokuningiliziwe, empeleni wenzani ngempela nonina.
25 Uma umuntu eshisa, ususa ihembe. Lokho kuthatha nje futhi kususe.
26. Uma uVasi enentombazane kaMisha noDasha, khona-ke uDasha ngeke aze aphuze njengeVasya noMisha baye ocansini.
27. Indoda ingathatha ibhodlela elivela etafuleni bese ithela i-vodka kwi-wineglass yakhe uqobo.
28. Uma owesilisa eneminyaka engama-35, futhi akashadanga, wabhala umugqa olula, lapho indoda ikhetha khona uLazily.