Ososayensi bathi ukusungulwa komshini wesikhathi akunakwenzeka ngezizathu zobuchwepheshe. Kepha izitatimende ezingesihle zokuhlaselwa kwamanye amaNobel Azikho isizathu sokuthi siyeke ukuphupha futhi ngethemba (sikholelwa kuma-horoscopes kunomshini wesikhathi esibi kakhulu?).
Kahle, selokhu amaphupho - angokwezinto ezibonakalayo (futhi futhi siyakholelwa, shayela "i-ambulensi"), khona-ke iningi lethu livele linophawu lwesikhashana lwecebo - ukuthi azomjabulisa kanjani ngempela ngemuva kwesayensi engenakugwenywa futhi ukuphumelela kobuchwepheshe.
Upspicorn
UCapricorn uzoya enkathini, lapho ungavela khona ngenhlanganisela yeNkosi varis ne-maister pizza (uma ungafundanga "umdlalo wesihlalo sobukhosi", khona-ke i-variare ingumqondisi we-CIA, futhi i-meister injalo uDkt Aibolit). UCapricorn uzoba yisiphathi solwazi oluyimfihlo, oluzosinda kunoma yisiphi isigodlo se-coup, ngoba wonke umuntu wesaba futhi uyahlonipha uCapricorn, inhlonipho nokwesaba. I-Grozny All-In-Anilian Magic and Healer. Futhi konke ngoba i-prudent capricorn izothatha ithebhulethi kanye nesikhwama semithi exhumeke kwi-inthanethi engaphelelwa isikhathi.
I-Aquarius
I-Aquarius izohamba ikusasa. Ngaphezu kwalokho, hhayi ngekusasa lesintu okuhloswe ngalo ngezimbobo ze-ozone e-arch yasezulwini, nase-utopian, lapho, ekugcineni, amarobhothi aphangwa, hhayi umuntu. Iphuzu akukhona ukuthi u-Aquarius akafuni ukusebenza, kepha empeleni ukuthi akunasidingo sabasebenzi babantu azonikeza indawo yokuzamazama kolwazi ngesimo somuntu. Ukuze ukwazi ukuxhumana ngqo ne-subconscious yakho kanye nabanye abantu nge-telepathy. Futhi-ke, kusho ukuthi ukuhlanza irobhothi Vacuum Cleaner kuhlanza, umpheki wamarobhothi ulungiselela, i-robot troll ibeka ama-detactors "amabili" ku-odnoklassniki, naphakathi kobukhulu obuhlale u-Aquarius, futhi phakathi kobukhulu obuhlale esweni futhi buthumele owesine .
Bhibhiya
Izinhlanzi zizoshesha phakathi kwamakhulu eminyaka zifuna indawo ethokomele yokuphila. Vele, ngeke ithole. Ngoba, kungakhathalekile ukuthi isigaba Sokuthuthuka Kwentuthuko Yezobuchwepheshe, abantu bayizidalwa ezinonya, abayiziphukuphuku futhi ngokuvamile zimbi. Labo abadlula esikhathini esedlule nekusasa lenkulungwane futhi lapho izinhlanzi zizonquma ukuthi akunandaba kakhulu ngomshini wesikhathi, angathanda umshini wesikhala. Ukulala ezweni elithile elimnandi, lapho ama-mermaid ahlala khona emagatsheni, ama-elves akha idolobha elingadini, futhi okuhle kuhlale kuthola ububi.
Ama-aries
Zasendle, zasendle. I-Wild West. Umbuso wokushisa, isihlabathi, i-whisky kanye namathuba angenamkhawulo, lapho yonke into ixazulula khona amathole, namabhulukwe wesikhumba aqinisa i-AST ephange i-jack ye-post yendle. Ama-Aries asheshe anciphise iqembu lezigelekeqe, wonke amaTexas azobamba ngokwesaba, azothepha inkazimulo yeNew Hood Hood entsha, futhi izinganekwane ezibamba inhliziyo zizoqala ukunyamalala. I-Aries, lapho, izodluliselwa kothile okhohliwe nguNkulunkulu 2015, izoya kwifilimu ebizwa ngokuthi ngu-heret ngokwakhe futhi izokhafulela abadali be-blockbuster popcorn, ngoba iyizinto ezihlanganisiwe.
Isitho
I-Taurus izoya kuma-fjords anokhahlo ukuze kungabikho amaViking anzima. Akusho ukuthi iTaurus yaphupha yonke impilo yakhe ukuthi igqoke isigqoko samashumi amabili nesilisa izimpondo. Lokhu kusho ukuthi i-taurus ihlakaniphile kakhulu. Iplanethi yethu, "iTaurus iphikisana nengqondo," i-ragnarök ephelele isazofika, futhi izimo zokuphila ezimnandi (ngiyaxolisa nge-oxymoron) eValgall - okuhle kakhulu. Ngokwephuzu lokubukwa kweTaurus, izimo eziseValhal ngempela ziyiphupho elihle - lapho nsuku zonke udinga ukubulala umuntu, ngomunye umuntu futhi emnandi kakhulu ukudla.
Amawele
Wonke amawele angempela aphuphe kusukela ebuntwaneni: a) abe yi-astronaut; b) baphile phakade. Ngakho-ke, amawele anentshisekelo ngekusasa lapho ibhasi lendiza eline-hyperwinter lizokwethulwa ku-Aldebaran, futhi ukuguga komzimba kuzokhanselwa ezingeni leGee. Amawele azocindezela ama-explanses omkhathi ngompunga wayo othembekile kuma-apula we-spacecraft, into efana ngokumangazayo "ukuthula" okuvela ochungechungeni oluthi "umlilo oxygen", kubonga kakhulu!) Isintu .
Umdlavuza
Umdlavuza uthanda ubumfihlo, ukuthula, umndeni wakhe kanye namathuba angenamkhawulo. Ngakho-ke, isikhathi sokuphumula sokufuduka komdlavuza okungaba khona kuthatha okokugcina. Into esemqoka ukuthi umdlavuza uthola ukutholakala kwempahla engahlukaniswa yifa elinendawo enhle, ichibi, inkundla yokudlala, indawo yokudlala, imicibisholo kanye namahhashi. Futhi ukuze zonke lezi zinkundla zisuka emthonjeni ziye emthonjeni zingezomthetho kaMarquis Karaba. Futhi lapho kungukuthi - eminyakeni engamakhulu amahlanu edlule noma iminyaka eyinkulungwane phambili - okuyishumi.
Ibhubesi
Ibhubesi linenkinga. Ngakolunye uhlangothi, kusobala impela ukuthi kudingeka aye esikhathini esedlule futhi ahlale esihlalweni sobukhosi esiphumelelayo se-Medieval Europe. Ngakolunye uhlangothi, amabhubesi avame ukufundiswa kahle futhi azi ukuthi cishe wonke amakhosi e-Medieval Europe akhungatheke kabi. Ngakho-ke, ngaphambi kokuhlala ngesikhathi semoto, ibhubesi lidlula zonke izincwadi ngesihloko - kusukela ngomlando kuya kobuciko bobuciko bokwazi imizwa yama-aristocrats kanye nezibungu ngonyaka wobuciko. Kuzofika futhi abuyise konke ngendlela yawo. Ngenxa yalokhu, sikhale ngomphumela "wevemvane" onjalo, esizohlangana nabo ngonyaka ozayo ka-2016 emhlabeni ohluke ngokuphelele emhlabeni.
Uhlobo lwentombanoginyo
I-Virgo ngeke iye noma kuphi. Ngoba konke okungenangqondo, udinga ukuphila namhlanje, umshini wesikhathi uyingozi kakhulu, uWon Leo usevele, niyabo, konke konakalisiwe. Wazalwa kuphi, wafika elumuzwini lapho, "kusho uVirgo, aphenduke ikhala lakhe ukuthi ahlangane ekujabuleni, afune ukuba ashiye amathole nezicathulo zothuli ekutholeni izicathulo. Futhi-ke, lapho wonke umuntu eshiya, uFirgo ulele kusofa antofontofo, avale amehlo akho aphuphe ngendlela aphuza ngayo amagilebhisi e-herbal, ethafeni, ngangibona amagilebhisi asendle. Yize konke lokhu, kunjalo, akunakwenzeka!
Isobho
Ukulandisa kwesisindo kungabizwa ngenhlamba ye-pagannel. Izikali zinelukuluku elihle kakhulu, futhi empeleni zinesifiso esedlule. Kepha indaba esedlule ayichazwa encwadini ngayinye, kepha imfihlakalo futhi iyimfihlakalo kuphela. Isikali Sokusheshe Yiyakuthola Ukuthi u-Atlantis wacwila kanjani, lapho ama-Intuncers anyamalala khona, kungani ama-dinosaurs ayengaphela futhi abelahlekelwe ngamawele angaziwa ezikhaleni - lawo alahlekelwe ngamawele noma awedwa wedwa ku Umkhathi? Futhi ngenkathi izikali zingagcwalisi zonke izindawo ezimhlophe zomlando womhlaba, zilinde ukuthi zibe ekhaya zidle ifa ngokuphelele akunangqondo.
Scorpio
UScorpio uzokhetha ukugibela esikhathini esedlule, kepha hhayi ukubona amandla ashukumisayo, bhala i-dissertation futhi akhulume engqungqutheleni yonyaka yesayensi "Pluto" ngo-2215 ngo-2215 ngo-2215 ngo-2215. I-Scorpio izohamba kuphela lapho ukhetha isixazululo ukuze ushintshe yonke into. Gcina u-Kristu, abulale uHitler, adonsele uJordani uBruno emlilweni naseJeanne D'ARK. Ngaphezu kwalokho, hhayi nje ukuphuma, kepha ukunikeza le ndlela yezinqola ezivuthayo kanye noLaser Blaster. Yebo, kuya futhi ilusizo, futhi ngempumelelo.
Sagittarius
Sagittarius - knight. Uzothanda noma yisiphi isikhathi lapho ungagqoka khona izembatho zempi ezikhazimulayo, usize abakhambi futhi bagibele ihhashi. Kuyinto efiselekayo, ngasikhathi sinye, hhayi ukubulala umuntu. Yebo, ngaphandle kwalapho abantu ababi kakhulu, ababi kakhulu. Futhi ukuzijabulisa okuthandayo kweSagittarius kuzoshintsha, ngokwesibonelo, indela ezulazulayo, iya endaweni yokuphamba nokuthula ekhoneni le-ale ekhanyayo kusuka ku-mug yokhuni, elalele indlela abantu abajwayelekile bacula ingoma enkulu ye-sagittarius enkulu -Kught kulwe nakho konke okubi ngakho konke okuhle nokuwina.
