Ama-PDD aphoqelekile ukuhambisana nabo bonke abasebenzisi bomgwaqo. Kodwa-ke, sikholwa ukuthi emgwaqweni udinga ukulalelisisa ngokweqile, kunomusa futhi uqaphele. Njalo njalo. Kepha kwesinye isikhathi kuba nezinhlamvu ezinjalo, ngokweqiniso, abanga futhi bakhala. Noma crap njengoba kufanele, ukuze amagwababa angabalwa!
Ngicabanga ukuthi ngingenakhaya
I-rumening bum isikhona isikhathi eside endaweni yonke ehambisanayo. Ngakho-ke, ukushayeka maphakathi nomgwaqo, akakuzwisisi kakhulu lokho okwethusayo konke okuzungeze isibonakaliso novalo. "Ngingubani? Ngikuphi? Baphi bonke laba bantu? " - ucabanga ukungabi namakhaya. Lokhu "kulenga" umhlaba wakhe osevele ungazinzile ekugcineni, kungani i-bum ingahlala khona ngqo e-asphalt futhi icabange ngokuqinile ngakho. Usengashiya i-Astral ngesikhathi futhi ashukumise inhlangano, engqongqoza inqindi eyakhe emaholweni, afuna imali ngobhiya futhi azihloniphe yena, njengomuntu okhululekile.
I-cyclist eshisekelayo
Sekuyisikhathi eside abashayeli bezimoto bajwayele amabhayisekili asolwa, yize kungewona amabhayisekili - othenge "i-voeaine" ne-kass ne-kass, kepha owaziyo ukuthi angawonta kanjani abanye ngaphandle kokulimaza abanye. Ngokuvamile, ingxenye enkulu, abahamba ngamabhayisekili - abantu abanekhono nezinkinga ezisendleleni azidali. Kodwa-ke, kukhona ama-subspecies ama-cyclists athanda ubungozi futhi ashayele. Bayakujabulela ukungena maphakathi nokugeleza kanye nokukhombisa izimangaliso zomjikelezo. Abanye bathakazelisa ikakhulukazi uthando lokunamathela emalolini ngejubane nePonte. Ngakho-ke kungaba kuhle kwalawa manenekazi, ezikhiweni zawo ezimboziwe, ama-ass rogues, ukugibela! Ukuze kuqine.
UCheeky Patsan.
"Ngubani omiselwe ukulengiswa, ngeke aminza." Leyo isiqubulo sawo wonke umuntu onesibindi, ehambisa umgwaqo omkhulu ophakeme ophakanyisiwe lapho unqikaza khona ekhanda lakhe lokuthola. Yebo, siyaqonda - ingane yangempela akesabi lutho. Futhi eminye imithetho yomgwaqo - futhi hhayi nhlobo akuyona indlela yayo. Kepha umfana onesibindi uthanda i-pont enhle, ukholelwa enkomeni yakhe engaphumuli futhi ufuna wonke amantombazane omhlaba ukuba abone okunesibindi nokushisa. Akuwona nje akuyona yonke intombazane efuna ukukhipha abafana abasevele bepholile futhi ethule abavela ngaphansi kwamasondo omshini wakhe.
Ingubo Yominkulunkulu
Ngokuphazima kwayo, akasoli ukuthi kukhona amalambu omgwaqo kanye nezimpawu zokuwela kwabahamba ngezinyawo, kuyilapho-ke i-Sharshyat ebabazekayo. Endaweni ethile phakathi nendawo ephakathi komgwaqo, i-VIRGO ingezumayo iza kuye. Kunzima ukungafiki lapho amabhuleki ancipha phezu kwendlebe, futhi othile, nezwi lomshayeli weloli, elimemeza "ukuthi lizophumula kuphi"! Ngokwesabekayo, i-Virgo ebabazekayo iqala ukugibela ngokuzethemba futhi yandisa okuphuthumayo kakhulu njengoba kungenziwa.
I-Hipster kuma-headphones
Empeleni, akulona i-hipster, kepha empeleni kuma-headphones osayizi omkhulu, okuthi "titz-titz-titz-titz" kusatshalaliswa kuyo yonke i-Ivanovo. Isidalwa esine-titz-titch ezindlebeni zikaNudemom, ukuthi akayedwa kuleli zwe. Uya lapho kuhamba khona, ukudansa nokucula. Indawo engacindezeli, uhlangothi oluyingozi lomgwaqo, ijika elijikijele, inguquko engalawulwa - isidalwa esisemahedweni anendaba. Akanendaba nokuthi abashayeli abalula, ngokulula kwakhe kwe-hipster bahlela uPasadobl, bamqhubela izinkinga ngepheshana lesisu kanye ne-potency eminyakeni eyishumi ezayo. Akanakho impilo - ingoma!
UDurilka nge Mobilka
Iphethwe ku-Twitter yakho, i-Facebook noma epulazini futhi ibheke phambili, inganaki noma yini ngaphandle kwesikrini esikhazimulayo. Ngaphambi komgwaqo omkhulu? Kulungile, makube ngumgwaqo omkhulu. Imigwaqo? Yebo, futhi awunandaba - ngesikhathi esifanele ukwenza izinkomo, zibuze ama-oats futhi aqoqe ama-eggplant. Unyawo lwesishiyagalombili? Ayikho inkinga! Into esemqoka ukuthi akukho qhinga elihlala linganele. Lokho yi-OAN futhi uzulazula emhlabeni obonakalayo, ungaqageli ukuthi empilweni yangempela impilo yangempela ilenga ezinweleni. Uxolo uDurilka (futhi siyakuqonda), kepha ngakho-ke ngifuna ukushaya i-mobil embongolweni. Futhi ujezise ukunweba kwi-Intanethi isikhathi esingapheli.
Intambo yesifazane endala
Noma yimuphi umshayeli wezimoto okungenani kanye empilweni yakhe kwakukhona isalukazi, lapho sonke isikhathi sigijimela khona endaweni ethile. Lapho sekwedlule isikhathi, kungani kugijima - akekho owaziyo ngakho, yebo isalukazi uqobo. Kepha nakanjani uwela umgwaqo lapho ululinde khona. Eqa ngokungazelelwe futhi ethuse ngqo phambi kwemoto, ngenhliziyo yonke ingena ekugelezeni futhi ayigada ngendlela eyodwa eqondakalayo. Isalukazi sishayelwe ukumkhafulela imithetho yethrafikhi, ama-zebras namalambu omgwaqo - akulutho nje eminyakeni yakhe. Ungazami ukuyimisa - bamba ukhiye entanyeni. Vele uze kancane futhi ulinde ngokungemthetho, lapho isalukazi sikhanyisa esidlule, sihudula isikhwama sezitolo, siphumule umzukulu wakhe, umkhulu wakhe, umkhulu wayo.
Umama nge-stroller
Abanye besifazane, babeletha, banqume ukuthi manje bangenza konke! Futhi ngaphezu kwakho konke abakuthandayo kubalulekile ukuhamba ngomgwaqo phansi ngomgwaqo, kucindezela i-stroller. Isimo sokuba ngumama kuyo yonke inkazimulo yaso! Konke kuhle, yimoto kuphela i-iron futhi awazi ngophawu olungcwele lwabantu. Ungu-Madonna ngengane enesiwula esinokuhamba akuwona mehluko. Indlela yokubhula ingenye yawo wonke umuntu. Ngakho-ke, ukubhukuda kusuka enqoleni esendleleni bese kuhamba kancane ngokushesha - umbono unjalo. Omama abahle, zama ukusondele kakhulu, khumbula ukuthi kubhalwe imithetho futhi ngawe futhi uqhubekele phansi ngokushesha okukhulu. Akekho noma yimuphi umshayeli wezimoto ehlukile futhi agcwele ukuthobeka.
Isibindi esinama-grader amahlanu
Mncane, frisky, hype. Ezethemba okunzima naphakade. Engenalo ukwesaba nengqondo. Uhlome ngesiqubulo esithi "Ukuwohloka komqondo kanye nesibindi", iGrader yesihlanu iyashesha ukusuka ngaphansi kwamasondo ngaphansi kwezizathu ezingezona eziyinkulungwane. Mhlawumbe, sekwephuzile isifundo, nethemba lokuthola i-whirlpool kusuka kumfundisi kubaluleke kakhulu kunanoma yikuphi ukufa lapho. Noma mhlawumbe nginqume ukuzizama "ngesibindi" noma ngiphikisana nabangane bepakethe lama-chips, ahamba phambi kwamasondo. Ku-Pimp ama-graders amahlanu ekhanda, izinqubo ze-logic ziswele iChamber, Maye. Ngakho-ke abashayeli bangezeluleko zethu: Ukwesaba okuhlanu ukwesaba nokugwema. Ngaphezu kwalokho, iningi lenu linalo noma lizoba ngabameleli bakho abanesibindi.
Ukulala kuze kube yilapho kufakwa amahlaya
Kepha manje sizofunga kakhulu! Kakhulu. Ngoba i-tetter elele enesikhumba, adonsela kuye kancane futhi ngokudabukisayo ngaphesheya komgwaqo, okungenani kanye empilweni yakhe ihlangane noma kukuphi. Eh, umalumkazi uyi-tether eyisiphukuphuku, wenzani !? Ngemuva kwakho konke, kumshayeli (ikakhulukazi uma ese-jeep noma elolini), iSan Olock nengane yakho ekhityini ayikho. Uyababona. Ayikwazi ukubona. Kuyena, kukhona wena kuphela - unesifokazi esine-onely pedestrian, ewela kancane umgwaqo. Ngemuva kokuthi usudlulile, ngoba umshayeli indlela imahhala. Ngakho-ke uthatha ngokuzithoba kugesi. Futhi kukhona Sledges! Futhi ngabo baby! Ngiyacela ungabi yinto ebulelekile. Ngiyacela.
I-Crustic Fatalist
Kuthiwa amapulazi abizwa nge-bikers "Crustics". Kusuka ku-verb "crunch", kunjalo. IMakAbric, nokho, amahlaya. Kepha amahlaya amahlaya, futhi abashayeli bezimoto abathandi abantu ngezithuthuthu ngenxa yemikhuba yabo yokuhlwitha lapho futhi mnumzane ngesivinini esikhulu, futhi bathuthela ezilambeni ezincanyana phakathi kwemishini. Futhi abashayeli bezithuthuthu bavame ukuvalwa emithethweni yethrafikhi, ngoba bangabafana ngamabhayisekili aqinile, hhayi omabhalane obuthuntu kumaphaphu aqinile. Kepha kubi kakhulu kubo bonke abashayeli bezithuthuthu - ama-fatalists ahamba ngaphandle kwezigqoko zokuzivikela nokuvikelwa. Uma kukhishwe umthetho, ukuvumela ukuthi ukhethe izingubo kanye nesithuthuthu ezivela kubafelukazi, abafuna ukusukuma. Chur, singowokuqala.
