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Kuze kube kathathu ngaphezulu!
Masibe ama-mores athi masher kuwe ngama-rigs abo nokuthatha umhlalaphansi kuzokhipha ulimi lwabo olukhulu nolunamandla lwaseRussia endaweni ethile ezindaweni ze-pushkin. Ayikho inzuzo enjalo, uyabona! Futhi uzoba nakho. Ngoba "okuphindwe kathathu" ukuboniswa okudelelekayo, lapha nge-bazaar kuzofanela ngiphendule. "Cishe izikhathi ezintathu" - ngandlela-thile ngokungafanele, hhayi kwi-patzensky. Kepha leli yi-macabric "kuze kube kathathu" - kwesokudla nje! Isexwayiso, esiqinile - futhi akukho lutho.
Kuwe kuphela kuwe!
Futhi akudingekile, akudingekile ukusho lapha ukuthi "wena" ovela ku-Capital Letter ubhalwe kuphela ngembalelwane yomuntu siqu - futhi kuphela kusuka ekuhlonipheni kobuntu kwe-interlocutor uqobo. Futhi ngenombolo eminingi - ngakho-ke inhlokodolobha ayikhishwe nhlobo. Kepha udinga ukukhombisa amakhasimende akho ukuthi ukulungele ukuwakhotha ekhanda lakho emilenzeni lapha nalolu limi! By the way, Bhala kaningi ngenhloko-dolobha, kanye nezimpahla, iklayenti kanye nenkampani, namanye amagama angalindelekile afana nomnyango noma ushizi we-cottage. Ngoba kupholile.
Ifomula ehlukile
Le nto ibizwa ngokuthi "ibinzana eliqhubekayo". Uma ama-shvets e-reaper, uma izinkambo zisemasondweni, uma ifomula ihlukile. Okunye nje akunakuba ngoba kungenzeka kungabi njalo. Ngoba inkemba ayikwazi ukuba yi-damasl, kepha iphupho liluhlaza okwesibhakabhaka. Zizwe ukhululekile ukwenza le formula, noma ngabe wenza amanzi. Ungacabanga ukuthi othile uzoyiphonsa ngokungathi sína ukubala inkomba yokungafani kwe-Ashdvao yakho.
Iphunga elihle
Ukuqhubeka okunengqondo kwesihloko se-damoclovoy yamaphupho ethu. Kanye nokunambitheka okucebile. Unomthunzi omuhle. Kuzoba ukutholwa okubalulekile. Ake sithi imizwa engalibaleki. Kusuka ekujuleni komlando. ... Konke lokhu kuthathwa ngengxenye ephezulu, ukuthi ungaxuba kanjani, unikine futhi usebenzise noma yimuphi umkhiqizo. Kusuka ephaketheni lobisi liye kwikhondomu ye-aromathised.
Ukunakekelwa ngokucophelela
Ekukhangiseni izimonyo kunama-impemps wayo futhi avundiswa. Kusetshenziswe - Thenga, akuzange kusetshenziswe - ungathengi. Ukunakekelwa kuyafana ne-bogatyyr eyisicubu kanye enemizwa, ethokozisa noma ngubani owesimame ngamunye. Futhi nomaphi lapho eya khona, empeleni, umuntu akakwazi ukuhlaziya. Okokuhlukahluka kusenezembatho ezingamashumi amathathu ezinhle: Ukunakekelwa okunakekelayo, ukunakekelwa okunempilo, ukunakekelwa kwevithamini ... kanye nalolu ngontshisi wazo onzima wasolwandle. Konke kusuka emgqonyeni owodwa, njengoba uqagela.
Zizwe Kakhulu!
Kuyiqiniso, umthengi unakho ngaphezu kwanoma yini enye okufanele abhekane nayo, ngaphandle kokufeza izinkomba zakho: Zizwe, uzizwe, uthintekile, ukujoyina. Kulohlu lwalokho okuqhutshwa ngumuntu ompofu yilawa maqembu okufanele uzizwe kungelula. I-atrefiless yayo iphishekela ukukhululeka kwakho konke - ama-gaskets, ama-yogurts, izimoto kanye namafutha ezinyaweni. Linjalo i-Universal belizmapy. Njengomuzwa ongalibaleki, le nkulumo ilungele lutho. "Umphenyi omusha Morovkina: Zizwe ukukhululeka kobuchopho!"
Thola!
Igama elicebile. Ngasikhathi sinye izinhlangano. Kusukela ebuntwaneni, ngokwesibonelo. Nostalgic. Kanjani eBangeni lokuqala ngamhlanza entanyeni kumakhelwane ngesiqubulo: "Thola fascist, grenade." Futhi manje uthole okuningi! Thola ithuba. Ungaphuthelwa ithuba. Thatha okuningi. Okuningi. Yebo, futhi, Damn, ngaphezulu ... Angikwazi!
Nikeza izinyawo zakho!
Noma izinwele. Noma isibindi. Okuthile okupha, ungabhalwe kubhalwe. Ukuxhumana namalungu abo kumele kube yinqubo ehehayo. Ngabe ubanikeza okuthile (ngiyazibuza ukuthi yimaphi amaholide ochwepheshe agubha izingxenye zomzimba nezitho zomzimba kanye nezitho?), Futhi awenzelwe yona ... Kusho ukuthini? "Imilenze yakho izokutshela ukuthi ngiyabonga." Futhi lapho inkhulumomphendvulwano izoqala, kuzotholakala izingqikithi ezijwayelekile ... Ukubonisana nodokotela wezengqondo mahhala.
Amanani Amnandi
Sazisa ngolimi lwabantu: "Guys, sineshibhile" - akunakwenzeka nganoma yisiphi isimo sezulu. Ngoba ngandlela-thile ngamanga amahlazi amancane futhi ungaqhubeki. Futhi "amanani amnandi" cishe acishe abe "kuze kube kathathu." Umhlaba, uhlukile - futhi mhlawumbe, okumnandi ngempela ukufeza amabhuzu amawaka amabini. Uma amanani entengo uvame ukuba ne-subrary-tradoncental, baqambe igama eyamukelekayo. Futhi, incazelo ye- "supercenar" nayo ilungele noma iyiphi idijithi.
Amanani entengo!
Abantu bathanda noma yimuphi umsindo, amageyimu, ukungcola nokubhubhisa. Vumela konke okuku-Ad Flies yakho ngengozi kuya kwesinye isihogo. Ngobuhlanya obukhulu nobuncane obuncane. Ukuqhuma kwemizwa. Amasheya mad. Izaphulelo ezihlanyayo. Ogogo abangesabi. Okunikezwayo okuvinjelwe eziyisikhombisa. I-Amoni njengesipho!
Ubhiya Wethu - Okwehle!
Iziqubulo ezinamakhambi zinhle kulokho lapho uqala, awukwazi ukuyeka. Futhi ungakwazi ukunamathela ngobuningi - njengezimbali ezihlanyayo. Ikhwalithi yemilolotelo kufanele ihambisane nekhono elinama-pipela. Isibindi sahlupheka - uthokozela iTram-Pool. Umgodi we-tram-pam uzothuthumela. Isikhumba sakho iTiryamy-Tiryama izosiza. Bay-Schmeyk - ukungamelana nanoma iyiphi indlela. Ngaphandle kwe-haircut yethu uyinkawu. Ngokuvamile: Pheka izindlebe - ngokubhema ngokubhema!
I-Pepsism-Kalisism
Ukuhlwitha ngesonto kwangeniswa ngokucacile okwazi, maduze nje kuzoba nomthelela kubo kwizichazamazwi. Qhubeka ngesibindi ibhizinisi labo elihle futhi wakhe ama-neologisms kukho konke, kulokho ulimi oluzokhulelwa ngalo. Phakamisa umthengi: Chipsoni, Halvoni, Saseges. Sicela uyithathe ngokuphuka futhi yephule. Uyagula? Kefirni!
Ama-hemorrhoids akho akhathazeka ngokwethu!
Ngokuzethemba shayela ukukhathazeka kwakho noma iyiphi indawo yempilo yezithameli ezihlosiwe. Ukulungiswa kwakho ukukhathazeka kwethu. I-Pimple yakho ukukhathazeka kwethu. Imali yakho iyakhathalela. Kodwa-ke, kubonakala sengathi kunqunywe iqiniso elingafanele.
Umhlaba Wokuthile
Uma uthatha isinqumo sokuthola isitolo, hhayi umzuzu ngesihloko. Vele ungeze igama elithi "umhlaba" ezimpahleni ezithengisiwe. Noma ngubani, kunjalo. Umhlaba wamaShoalars. Umhlaba wamasoseji. Ama-tights womkhathi. Umthala uqubukile futhi uthwebula. Umlaza wezitsha zokugeza nezingubo zokugeza. Futhi vumela umthengi othukile azizwe njengesihlabathi esincane phakathi komhlaba. Ngemisebe yamasokisi.
Xhuma emhlabeni wento!
Uma siyekela kanjalo bakwazi ukwakha umhlaba, khona-ke kuphela ukuwacwilisa. Vele uthenge ama-panties noma ubhiya wesiphuzo - nge-neromantically. Lokhu okuhle kufanele kube umhlaba wonke, futhi sizongena kuyo ngekhanda lakho! Akwanele, noma kunjalo, kusetshenziswa izinketho: mhlawumbe yebo ukulayisha. Isichazamazwi se-Synonyms ukukusiza: ephelele, yehla, cwilisa! Okushiwo kuyafana. Kepha ayisavele iguqulwe, kepha yangena ezweni lobuciko.
