Kunosizi olubili olwesabekayo emhlabeni futhi ngasikhathi sinye izibukeli ezihlekisayo ezihlekisayo. Lapho ikhithi embi kusuka ekuhahahaha ingena epanini lamazambane. Futhi lapho umyeni ocabangayo edukisa ngokucophelela ukhombisa ngokucophelela i-stirlitz. Kungani bobabili kwinqubo yokujika kwesobunxele baphendukele ezinhlelweni ezifanayo - imfihlakalo yemvelo. Kepha izwe liyaphotha, futhi lifakiwe!
Ucingo olungafanele kangako ngalokhu
Lokho kungenxa yezimpawu. Igajethi ebaluleke kakhulu yamasu imane ixazululwe endaweni ethakazelisa kakhulu. Ngaphandle kwalo, kuba nzima ukuhlanza amazinyo ami, noma endlini yangasese kuyaphupha. Indoda, ifakwe ngama-panties kuphela kanye nefoni ephathekayo, ihamba efulethini ngezinsuku, njengendabuko yebhandeji nangomkhonto. Ucingo lukhishwa lapho, kuphela ukuze ludlule ngokushesha ngaphansi komcamelo. Futhi kuthiwani uma ephuthelwa ucingo olubaluleke kakhulu esitolo sezilwane ezinomkhankaso omusha we-hamsters ?!Izingcingo zobusuku zokubaluleka kombuso
Ngosuku olwandulela izolo, kwakungumqondisi jikelele, kwakudingeka sisindise kahle inkampani. Izolo - i-ejenti ye-scully, kwakudingeka ilondoloze umthala kusuka ku-40 yamashumi amane. Futhi namhlanje, esitolo sezilwane ezifuywayo, yebo. Ngakho-ke, "UKisa", lokho. O, awudingi lezi zinhlango ezingcolile, kungani ngesigamu esisodwa! Ama-Kisos, ngendlela, izilwane zasebusuku, ake wazi.Imicimbi Emangazayo Emangazayo
Abasebenzi sengathi othile ubakhohlisile, baqala ukushada futhi bafa imihlambi, nansuku zonke. Eminye i-matinees eyimfihlo yeMasonic yenzeka ebusuku. Ngezimpelasonto, i-cacti yokunisela i-avral iyadingeka. Iningi lezehlakalo zenzeka kulezo zindawo lapho kunamakha ama-Purally. Ngisho nasehhovisi alibambi, nansi ukuqashelwa. Futhi kusukela ehhovisi kuyashesha ukunamathela u-anti wamafasitela ebusika ... ngoJuni. Ngaphezu kwalokho, kubonakala sengathi, ukuthi u-anti, osembethe kabili ngeledlule.I-Rock ayiphumelelanga iyahluleka
Ibhethri ezindlini zefoni njalo, kahle, nansi inengekayo, okuyibhethri elisha le-aplatus entsha. I-TV iye yasonta umngani kumngane - futhi waphinde waphuka, kufanele uhambe. Ebusuku abayizithulu. Kungazelelwe wanquma ukuthengisa iphrinta yakudala, ngakho-ke iklayenti lesithupha lenqaba, ngemuva kwezinkulumo ezingamahora amane. Lapho ifoni iphinde yathola. Wayesevele ethukuthele bonke. Bewarer.Ulandelwa ukungahambisani okungenakuphikwa
Igalari libuyiswa lingane lihlanzekile. Hhayi Drop of Machine Amafutha! Noma ngabe kunalokho, kube sengathi izimbali zinuka. Futhi yini izwe lentando yeningi, kungani umuntu okhululekile ongenalo ilungelo lapho egalaji eyokuphucula futhi aguqule izingubo zangaphansi? Ngoba wena, ngazama, ngingenabongi.Uba yi-Adept Shoped Act
Ngobudlova obunobuntu izolo, indoda eneqhwa izokhuthaza konke ukugaza konke, lapho kufinyelelwa khona imilenze yakhe ejabulisayo. Izimbomba, izithende, izindlebe, isisu nesibindi. Sithandwa, lokhu "zhd" ngaphandle kwesizathu.Futhi kwezinye izindawo ozidingayo futhi wandise ...
Ubungeke uphuphe ngephupho elibi elithi iqhawe lakho (tarzan, ukuphenduka kahle kube amantongomane aqinile), uyakwazi ukuya e-salon. FUTHI BHEKA Abasiki esiqongweni sento ephulukisa ngokukhethekile, ebizayo futhi inonile. Kepha yilokhu kanye okwenzekayo - phambi komphakathi omangele!Uphelelwa isineke ukubhukuda futhi wehlise isisindo ngokumangazayo
Ngamcindezela ngokuphuthumayo i-pedometer lapha, ugijimisa imibuthano engamashumi amabili ukusuka ekuqaleni okuphansi. Ubolile, cha ?! Kepha manje uzodonsela amahlanu nesigamu (wacabanga, cha ?!), emva kwalokho kuzoqhuba esikalini. Ngokushesha ngokushesha, ukulahlekelwa enye ikhalori lamashumi amane nanye lapho. Ngokuvamile, okumangalisayo eduzane. Ngisazozama okuncane - ngakho-ke ngangithanda umkami womdabu!Kunakekela impilo yakhe
Izolo, emhlabeni wonke wezokwelapha, wayejwayelene ne-analgin kuphela, futhi ngaleso sikhathi, lapho isimo sendoda sikhona "siphilile njengombuso" ngiyakhumbula manje. " Namuhla, ngokuzumayo okuthile kuhlanganisa okuthile, okuthile okucebile, futhi ngisho nakubonakala kukhunjulwa ngegama elithi "ukuvikela". Waqala ukukholelwa ezithakeni ezinamafutha amaningi kanye namakhambi omlingo. Ukungazami ukuthuthukisa ubuchopho kuphela. Oh yinzuzo!Ikhabethe lakhe liyaguqulwa
Phakathi kwamahembe akhe asithandayo ama-hulphur. Pink ne-lilac. Nothayi. Opharetha. Futhi isikhafu kwezinye izembatho ezimbi. Lesi sithombe sibizwa ngokuthi "ngingumphefumlo omncane ophakade nemicabango eyisibindi."Ngaye kunokuhlaselwa okubukhali kokukhathalela
Okunjalo ... Abanye abanokulinganisa ... Lapho nje sebethule inqwaba ye-lilac kancane. Ngolunye usuku, ngokuzumayo ugodla i-crane, okwathi ngosuku olwandulela izolo kugubha iminyaka emibili yezithembiso ezivilaphayo. Ukuhlaselwa kwenzeka ngokuzumayo - futhi njengoba kuthathelwa indawo kancane kancane ngamagagasi omnyama. Well ungabongi, wayazi.Ngasikhathi sinye unamaphutha amabi.
Uthukuthele, umfazi ononya, onobuhlalu, ungamcela kanjani ukuba ahlanze izitsha. Ulimaze kuwe. Manje uzohlupheka futhi akhale isonto lonke. Ukugxekwa kokukhulekelwa kwezitsha sekuvele kuphezulu kokukhohlisa. Wathuka, wathela izithelo futhi akakaze aqonde. Ngendlela ethambile.Uqala ukukubiza ngendlela ehlukile
Eminyakeni eyishumi wawunguMashka, eMasher kanye namagundane, khona-ke kwaze kwaba khona ilanga. Ama-luminial angaziwa, angenakuqhathaniswa futhi aqhelelene namazwe asezulwini. Futhi uzizwa ngasikhathi sinye ... Okumnandi ngandlela thile. Kungathi emthaleni onzima onamalanga amaningi. Gadskaya astrophysics.Uqala ukucubungula umhlaba ngenkuthalo
Kuphela imininingwane. Lapha lapha uyafuna ukwazi futhi ufunda. Izindawo zokuqomisana zifunda okuphikisanayo, ziqhuba isifundo sezenhlalo. Ukutholwa kwezitolo "injabulo yabesifazane" - lokhu sekuvele kumaketha. Umcwaningi Multiple.Unokuqonda ezindaweni ezingalindelekile
Mystaimi, uba yinduna ekuqeqesheni ama-spitts, yize kusekhaya lakho akukho lutho lwe-sropex yenja ngisho nangendlela yezithombe ngisho nangendlela yezithombe ezisezindaweni ezishisayo. Kuvela ukuthi kuhlukaniswe ngokusonga futhi kuhlukanise ukukhonkotha ekuphakamiseni. Uyenqabele kakhulu.Futhi izintshisekelo ezintsha zitholakala. Okwangempela
Phambilini, uJoe Dasssen wayengu "Snot Pink." Futhi manje uluhlobo oluthile lwe-vauregu eqinile, ukwethembana koPritigel, kuphenduka imoto. Futhi inkohliso inkohliso, ngokumamatheka okufanayo.Ukukhathala kwakhe ukukhathala okungamahlalakhona
Kweza - Kulahlwe - Wanquma. Inkampani ka-Sivka ayinamkhawulo ngokuphelele ku-anti kanye ne-ejenti ye-scully enemali yazo yajikelezwa ngokuphelele. Amandla anele ngokwanele ukuba nesandla sokukhohlisa ukudonsa ifoni ethembekile yaba yinkonzo emisha enophoko ngamalungu asheshe aphuthunyiswe.Uthola u-anti womunye umuntu embhedeni wakho
Hmm Ukumangala. Kepha zonke izinto zangaphambilini ongachaza kahle, zinhle kakhulu! Mhlawumbe lo anga ... ngandlela thile?