Okuzungezile ngokuqinisekile kuqoka izimangalo zakho ezifuywayo futhi kuphoqe izidingo zazo ezilahliwe. Well, yini okufanele uyithathe. Uxolo kuphela, owayengazazi izindiza zokucabanga, omkhulu womoya nobunye ubuntu obukhulu.
Akakholelwa nje ukuthi ungubani. Kepha basabona. Lapha pics.ru uzokutshela manje!
Ngabe uyi-slug? Yebo, wena - Einstein!
I-Nobel Laureate ayivamisile ukusika ama-cosmas abo futhi igqoke ukuthi yawa (imvamisa i-flip-styl yawa). Futhi amasokisi - lezo azizange zikwazi ukuthembeka njengekilasi. Vumelana, okungenangqondo okuqamba amanga, phazamisa ezinkingeni zendawo yonke. Ngaphezu kwalokho, wanikeza ukungasebenzi kwezikhathi zonke kanye nabantu izingcaphuno ezimbili eziyigugu: "Uma ukungcola okusetafuleni kusho ukungcola ekhanda lami, yini-ke isho itafula elingenalutho?" Futhi "i-oda liyadingeka ezihlahleni, imithetho ye-Genius ngenxa yeziyaluyalu."
Endlini yeBardak? Kwakukhona iBeethoven!
Manje, uma uLudwig van Beethoven wayene-Facebook futhi wayezokwazi u-Einstein, wayezoba necala lokuhlakanipha kokubili. Izindlu zomqambi omkhulu zachazwa ngale ndlela: "Endlini yakhe, kungukuvuselelwa ngokweqiniso. Izincwadi namanothi ahlakazekile emakhoneni, kanye nezinsalela zokudla okubandayo, amabhodlela avaliwe kanye nengxenye; Ehhovisi, umdwebo osebenzayo we-quartet entsha, futhi lapha izinsalela zokudla kwasekuseni ... "Thola ukumiswa kwekhompyutha yakho? Pa-ba Bahaam!
Ingabe ungumlandeli wemali? Halala, nickens!
Kuhle ukuthi u-Einstein akazange ahlangane nama-dickens. Ngaphandle kwalokho, iKondrathy nakanjani izohlangana nomlobi. Wayehlanzekile kakhulu, ephukile ngamahlandla ayikhulu kuze kube lusuku. Ngasukuma ngalala ngasikhathi sinye, ngisebenze kahle phakathi kwesidlo sasekuseni nangesidlo sasemini. Ngokuvamile, bona "bathwala", bangcono mabazame "u-Oliver asonteke" aguqule.
Ngabe uyathanda ukuhlwanyela? Sawubona, Churchill!
Uma othile ngemuva kokudla kwasekuseni ephuthuma etafuleni, kodwa embhedeni, akayena amadickens, kunjalo. UnguWinston Churchill. Yini, uma ucabanga, mhlawumbe futhi upholile. Wahola izincwadi futhi wadonsa i-whisky. Nokho, phakathi nempi, noyedwa ompofu akazange anikezwe ukunambitheka kwekhaya, kodwa wayenombhede wakhe ePhalamende. Yize ngemuva kwesidlo sakusihlwa, awukuhluphi!
Uphendulwe amahora amaningi? I-Bonaparte ejwayelekile!
Umkhuzi omkhulu nombusi wagxila kubhavu ihora okungenani. Ezempilo zilungisiwe futhi, ngokuqinisekile, zokwethula ukucaciselwa, amapulani weNapoleonic akhiwe. Ngakho-ke akukho lutho lokungqongqoza futhi luphule, ngaphandle kwalokho ungahle uhlele indoda yamanzi esikhundleni se-austerlitz.
Hlala njengoba hit? Vuka, uyiNewton!
Usosayensi walala unomphela esihlalweni sakhe esivumelana ngokucabanga, futhi kwesinye isikhathi washona futhi ngesikhathi sengxoxo. Bese kuthi ebusuku, kuphele isikhathi eside ngasohlangothini lwakhe eceleni, kubalwa izindlovu. Ngakho-ke uma ungadingi ukugcinwa kwemodi yokulala, nakanjani uzoke ubizwe yinoma yimuphi umthetho.
Ingabe uyisikhova esibi? Well, mozart nje!
IMozart ebusuku kakhulu kakhulu kakhulu - noma emsebenzini, noma ngeBuddies amakhadi. Wabe esenquma ekuntweleni futhi wayengaya kusihlwa. Kwesinye isikhathi ngenxa yalokhu, ngisho nelanga alibonanga usuku lonke. Ngakho-ke uhlupheka - hhayi umdumo ngenxa yesimo se-art high.
Ngabe uyaphilisana nokukhanya okukhanyayo? USvorov!
Kepha u-Alexander Vasilich - ngabe wenza umuntu avela kuyo yonke iMozart. Wasukuma ngehora lesibili noma amathathu ekuseni, "waphuza ingilazi ye-porter, eluma nge-ham noma enye inyama ebhemayo" - futhi waphuthunyiswa ngenhliziyo yonke waya ku-fear. Bathi, namanje bekuthanda ukwehlisa abangaphansi, bazoba yizikhonzi zabo nge-coone. Kuhleliwe!
Ingabe uyi-maniac ye-Workaholic? O, wena nikola tesla!
Ngokubambisana noSuvorov, okungukuthi, ngamaqhude, okungukuthi, ngisho nangaphambi kwalokho, basukuma, umsunguli odumile weTesla. Ngavuka ngobusuku obuthathu futhi ngaqala ukucasha. Yini futhi yenzile kuze kube yileshumi nanye kusihlwa, empeleni ngaphandle kokunqaba. "Wayengumbhedo, kepha wabekwa kahle ngamajuba ..." - Umlobi we-biograpreli engeza ngokucabanga. Yebo, akuwona wonke umuntu oqonda isenzo esishukumisayo, esisebenza kanzima, esisebenza kahle futhi esiphumelele! ..
Ngabe uyi-sloth? Ngoba u-Anton Delvig!
Ngisho naseziciniso ze-Lyceum ze-pushkin afunda naye, kwaqoshwa: "Kuyinto elahlekile ngokuvamile impahla yayo futhi ibonwa ngayo yonke into, hhayi kuphela lapho eshaja noma lapho eshaywa." I-Baron Deligipn bonke abangane zijabulise. Yebo, yena ngokwakhe wahlanganyela: "Ohlala neteyipu, / wabusisa ikusasa lakhe, nekhulu leminyaka intokozo yakhe ihlabelele / futhi isihambi ngokulangazela!" Lokho okufisayo.
Ungumkhwenyana? Lezi amaphiko!
Kwenzeka, i-basinople izohlala etafuleni futhi idliwe endaweni eyodwa yehla, ibhodlela, i-clegebyak, i-fatty pie, i-goose enamaqanda, ingulube eKhreno. Ngithole ama-oysters, inombolo kusukela ngo-80 kuye ku-100. "Ngabe udinga abantu abaningi?" - Ngokwesiko okushiwo nge-Ivan Andreich ngemuva kwesidlo sakusihlwa, ku-Universaly ezungezile ...
Ingabe unayo into oyithandayo? Scaval Mendeleev!
Ezokungcebeleka, usokhemisi odumile wathanda ukwenza amasudi. Mayelana nalolu thando lwe-Dmitry Ivanovich izingoma nezingoma ze-basni. Ngakho-ke ubani ozokhuphuka i-oda emabhokisini akho, angancipha kalula ubuntu betafula elisha lezikhathi!
Ngabe uphazamise ezemidlalo? Lev tolstoy!
Ngesikhathi sikaLeo, uNikolaic akazange abe nama-studys namanye ama-studio we-yoga kuwo wonke amagumbi. Nayi igrafu ethuthukisiwe futhi esontekile ngangokunokwenzeka. Lokho kukhulisa, khona-ke kulima, khona-ke ama-rubs firewood, khona-ke amakhilomitha alimaza amakhilomitha - ngebhayisekili u-Ali, nge-pawny. Eh, nokuthi abukho izinhlelo zokusebenza zeselula ezingezinhle zokwenza imfanelo!
Udonsela ukugembula? Izwi elilodwa, dostoevsky!
Lapho uFedor Mikhalych wayeshayela ePolina lakhe amthandayo eParis, futhi endleleni ahlangana ngayo noRoulette. Futhi ukhohliwe ngeParis, nangoPolina ... wabe esephelelwa yimali yakhe. Indaba edabukisayo, kunjalo. Kepha ngakho-ke kamuva "umdlali" wabhala!
Ingabe ungumuntu wesifazane? Well, Lev Landau!
Ngisho nzima kunomngane we-FM, umlingani we-genius physics landau. Umyeni wakhe wayenemibono yakhe uqobo ngesihloko se-physics phakathi kwendoda nowesifazane. Okwangempela kwangempela: Lowo mshado ungamanga amanga, futhi ukuheha ngokobulili akufanele kunqande ... yini, uwena yini iWendown eLandau's Light? Linda, kepha kuthiwani ngezifundo zeminyaka eyishumi ye-physics, eh? ;)
