Intshebe kuwuphawu. Intshebe yi-manifesto. Intshebe ifudumele futhi ivikelwe emisebeni ye-ultraviolet. Kepha intshebe kufanele iphakanyiswe hhayi u-Ababa, kodwa nencazelo. Yebo, noma okungenani ngokuya ngeqhaza lakho lomphakathi noma umsebenzi.
QAPHELA! Isithombe ngasinye sibhekene necala lokukhula intshebe! Yenza okuthunyelwe ekhasini lakho futhi uthuthukise ukukhula kwentshebe kanye namadevu ngeke kuboniswe ngesonto!
I-Sisadmin Beard
Ugqoke intshebe ngaphambi kokuba ikhule, futhi manje izimila zakho ezinamandla zibangela ukumamatheka okudelela ama-hipsters kuphela. Ngoba ungawunciphisi, ungakwenzi kube ngumomo womoya omangele ngephunga le-violet, kepha usike nje lapho kuba isikhathi eside. Fufufu, phonsa isikhafu! Intshebe yakho ephelele emadolweni noma okungenani ngaphambi kweNqabane: Manje akukho okudingeka kwenziwe ngayo, futhi abanye bayoyeka ukubuza ukuthi basebenze kungubani. Njengasezinsukwini ezindala.
I-Hipster Beard
Vumela abantu abajwayelekile baqhubeke bacabange ukuthi konke, uyazi ukuthi into esemqoka ukungalahlekelwa ubuntu. Kuya ngokuya kunzima futhi kube nzima ngokwengeziwe, ngeshwa - ngamaphoyinti ohlakeni lwe-horny kanye nentshebe elule, ubuso bubonakala nhlobo. Kepha ngaphandle kwentshebe ukuhamba ngokuhlazisayo. Kukhona indlela yokuphuma - intshebe ngaphansi kwesilevu, icishe ibe njengoWolverine! Ezinyangeni eziyisithupha, wonke umuntu uzokhulela okufanayo, futhi, sebeqoqe ama-laurels wezimpawu zesitayela, ungaphuce futhi ukhule ekugcineni ujwayelekile.
Intshebe kaBaba Omncane
Ukukhetha kwakho intshebe yeholo kuze kube maphakathi nesifuba. Okokuqala, kungambozwa ngengane yakho elele ezandleni zakho. Okwesibili, ingane eyisiphukuphuku ingahlakulela isithuthuthu esincane, lapho ivalela izinduku zayo kuyo. Futhi lapho inzalo iqhuma iminyaka ibe yiminyaka emithathu, emgwaqweni kuzokwenzeka ukwenza sengathi awenzi kakhulu, ngoba ungumkhulu wakhe. Ngikholwe, woza kahle.
Intshebe engaphambili
Le ntshebe enhle ingasuswa izinyembezi ezixakile kanye namaqanda aqhekeziwe ngokuhlukile. Futhi manje akudingeki ucabange, kuyinto enhle ukuthi iphume ngaphandle ezingutsheni ezisebenzayo. Nokho, akekho noyedwa ozokwehlisa ukubukeka ngezansi kwentshebe yakho. Ngokuvamile, hhayi ukusonteka - kuvela ukonga isikhathi, amabutho nezinzwa.
Umfundi weBeard
Akuvamile ukuthi ngubani okhula ngentambo efanelekile eminyakeni emincane kangako. Uma unenhlanhla futhi unayo uyakhula - uphonsa insingo ngokushesha. Lapho intshebe yakho izofana nalesi sithombe - kube lula ekufundiseni. Vele, izimfundiso zizokukhumbula ngokushesha futhi lokhu kungukuthina, ngoba imibhangqwana ngeke isebenze. Kepha akekho noyedwa oyoke akuphonse ezivivinyweni. Iqiniso ngukuthi abantu bavame ukwahlulela abanye ngokubukeka, futhi bahlulele abanenkani. Othisha nabo bantu. Futhi wena ngentshebe kanye namadevu - umfanekiso oqinile wososayensi omkhulu. Mock?
Ubuntu bokudala bentshebe
Ngokuqinisekile udinga i-chip yakho. Okuthile okufana nalokho kuzokwabela kusuka esixukwini futhi ngokuhamba kwesikhathi kuzoba uphawu lwakho lomkhiqizo. Intshebe nje ngeke isebenze. I-Beard Beard, ikakhulukazi ebomvu - ukubhala phansi. Ukuthathwa kwezintshebe nakho kwakukhona. Kepha azikho izintshebe ezinezinyembezi emgqeni, akekho umuntu odumile owayenawo. Ungayihlanganisa nge-haircut ngaphansi kwembiza. Isitayela - Ngokulula. Ungabongi.
Umkhwenyana wentshebe
Umakoti ngovalo, ngoba akwenzeki nomqondo womshado wakho? Isitayela se-Rustic in imfashini, ngakho-ke vele ukhule ngale nzomboleko bese ususa othandekayo ekhanda. Kukhona umbuthano wenzuzo: Umakoti uzokwehlisa umoya, ezithombeni zomshado uzoba maphakathi nokwakheka, futhi umfazi we-boyfoine uzodlula esimweni esifudumele nesinobungane. Bonke abakhumbule amahlaya anentshebe "Ngamazwi nina bebhubesi uTolstoy, kodwa ekuzijwayezenise. Uma umuntu ehlala, kunjalo.
