Ikhishi lamadoda i-idiot ekhishini: UKeet

Masinyane ecaleni: Kusuka etafuleni loNyaka oMusha, kwawo wonke amasiko asondela kubaluleke kakhulu yingilazi ye-vodka ye-ice vodka nokudla. Le yizinkondlo zangempela ze-Russian Poetry. Umhluzi wenkomo oqhaqhazele weqhwa oqhaqhazele onemichilo yenyama ugcotshwe kakhulu nge-horseradish kanye nesinaphi. I-Vodka Ice Fire isakazeka ngemithambo, futhi iphonswa ngaphezulu kokuthi lokhu kungukubukeka okungathandeki - futhi yilokho, futhi ungabheka ubuso bukaSantaus ngaphandle kokwesaba. Kepha uzothi isithandwa: Ngiyahlanya, ubusuku bonke buyapheka? Futhi i-chill ongeke ibe nayo, njenge-resort yokugcina, iyinhlangano ehlanzekile ekuphekeni. Hhayi! Sizohamba ngezindlela ezihlukile. Kuzosebenza umgomo "Ngubani, uma kungenjalo." Ngakho-ke yiya esitolo uthenge idolo lenkomo. Kumele kube nedolo, elihlangene, kodwa nangenyama ethile. Buza umthengisi, kuzosiza. Lahla leli kneni ungene epanini elinamanzi bese upheka kakhulu, isikhathi eside kakhulu. Okokuqala udinga ukunikeza umhluzi ukubilisa, susa igwebu (futhi uthathe eminye imizuzu eyishumi ukuyidubula), bese ufaka umlilo omncane kakhulu bese ukhohlwa ngakho amahora ayisikhombisa. Lesi yisikhathi esihle kakhulu empilweni yendoda. Yimaphi amahora ayisikhombisa angajabula ukwenza noma yini, funda le ncwadi, ubuke ama-movie, dlala imidlalo yekhompyutha, bese uphendula yonke imibuzo: Ngimatasatasa, ngipheka umjaho. Ngemuva kwamahora ayisikhombisa, umhluzi kufanele asatshiswe aqine kancane kunomhluzi ojwayelekile, engeza uphizi omnyama (yebo, kukho konke izindlela zethu zokupheka, kodwa ukukwenza), u-anyanisi, iqabunga le-celery, bese upheka amanye amabili . Yebo, konke empeleni. I-Bouillon inika okupholile, yonke imifino notshani kuyo kuyo kuyo iya kuMama we-Damn, thola ithambo futhi lihlukanise inyama, ngokujwayelekile ngaphandle kommese), likubeka endaweni lapho Abakhandi bazoba yiqhwa (emindenini yakudala yaseSoviet Kuvame ukwenziwa kuma-cuvette wezithombe, kepha asigcizeleli ama-clove ambalwa egalikhi lapho, uthele umhluzi futhi ... futhi okubaluleke kakhulu: makube yiqhwa. Uma umgwaqo ungabandi kakhulu, ungabeka kuvulandi. Uma kukhona isihogo seqhwa, khona-ke umhluzi uzoba khululeka, futhi ngeke uveze, ngakho-ke kukhona i-cuvette engcono esiqandisini. Amanye ama-herticics akholelwa ukuthi i-keet kumele imbozwe ukuze icace, futhi kulokhu amaprotheni amaqanda, kepha sikubheka njengesitsha ngomuntu owenziwa ngumama womhlaba ovundwayo, kanye nesimo saseRussia, kufanele kungabi ngaphandle, Kepha muhle ngaphakathi. Uma uthandaze kanzima, kwathi ngemuva kwamahora ayi-11 cishe amahora angama-11 ngemuva kokuqala komsebenzi, uzoba nokudla okulula kakhulu kwabezinye izizwe ngenkuthalo, bayesaba ngokwengeziwe i-sala. Kuncane: Thenga okushibhile (kanye ne-ivent) ne-horseradish egayiwe, bese ubeka i-vodka efrijini. Happy New Year, Cute!