Izithombe sezivele zibhale ngokuthi ungasinda kanjani ukuvukela umbuso. Wabhala ngokungathi sína. Vele, udinga ukubhala ngokuthi kungani amadoda asashintsha. Kodwa ngokungathí sina ayisebenzi. Ngoba konke lokhu kuyindlela ethile yesekisi. Okusele, futhi ama-clown ahlala.
Ucabanga ukuthi kuzokwehla ngezandla zakhe
Kuyadabukisa, kepha iqiniso. Amadoda amaningi angowokweya ocansini ngokwanele - athi, ahlangana amahlandla ambalwa, lokhu akulutho, udaba lukhona nsuku zonke. Futhi lapho icala lansuku zonke liphenduka ngokungazelele okungenani libe scandal okungenani, ukuxazulula okungalungile akulungile: ACATAKOVA? I Polygamen! Le yimvelo!Uyi-infantile
Vele, akubona bonke. Kepha ukulindela ukuthembeka endodeni engakavuthiwe ngokomqondo - igumbi elifile. Umgomo "Uma kungenzeki, kepha empeleni ngifuna - khona-ke" ungasebenza "ekuxhumaneni ngokobulili. Ngalesi sikhathi. Futhi amabili - abafana abancane bathanda ukuhlela imikhosi yokungalaleli. Spitty-spit. Ngomqondo - pah, i-muck muck.Ungowesifazane
Leyonto enkulu kakhulu lapho inja emnyama ingeyona into ongenayo into okufanele idingeke kangaka, kepha ayisho lutho. Ubamba i-leash esangweni le-windy futhi lihlangana nganoma yisiphi isimangaliso esingahleliwe. Izofika ngezinsuku ezintathu - zingcolile, zishaywe futhi zicishiwe. Futhi kuzoba mnene emsileni. Ngokuvamile, phakamisa amakati.Usenkingeni
Eminyakeni engamashumi amathathu nanhlanu, ngamunye we-homo sapiens aqala ukwethuka ngeqiniso lokuthi usezowela. Yebo, ngomqondo ongokomfanekiso. Kuyesabeka kakhulu! Kufanele sizibonakalise ngokushesha wonke umuntu ukuthi useyindlela futhi ne-egogei! Kuliqiniso, kubukeka njenge-bugaga. Umbukiso odabukisayo, odabukisayo.Akazi ukuthi ungaxazulula kanjani izinkinga
Lapho ukushintshwa kwemivimbo emnyama nomhlophe empilweni yendoda kuholela emsileni we-zebry, angaqoqa futhi axazulule izinkinga zakhe. Noma mhlawumbe ukubalekela kubo. Kowesifazane omusha ukuze aphunyuke, kunjalo. Ngubani omunye ozolalela amanga akhe aphefumulelwe ngalokho aphumelela?Uphefumulelwe
U-Ostrich, waya, waya, waya! Indoda ephefumlelwe ingenza i-mistress ngoba wonke umuntu enza. Lokho wukuthi, kunjalo, abakwenzi konke, kepha uma amamodeli ambalwa azogcinwa engxenyeni ethile yowesilisa, khona-ke .. bonke bagijimaUkholelwa ukuthi bayakuthanda
Ama-estet we-Khrenovy. "Ngishade ne-gingerbread enezihlathi ezibomvu, kuphi konke ?!" Lapho - khona .. endaweni efanayo lapho i-torso yakhe eguquguqukayo lapho iqinile..mm ... ama-biceps. Isikhathi esingenamusa singcwatshwe, e-omnom. Abanye abantu bakholelwa ngempela ukuthi unkosikazi, "ephela" - isizathu sokufaka izivivinyo zazo ngakwesobunxele. Futhi lokhu kuyimbangela engekho emthethweni, esonakele kakhulu yokuvukela umbuso. Ngoba - Ngabe uzibonele esibukweni, wangcwaba inkawu ?!Uzizwa enesizungu
Amanye amadoda ayathanda ukukhononda ukuthi abadina emshadweni. Hhayi ngaye, owesifazane ompofu, inkulumo. Akekho umuntu omqondayo. Futhi ugijimela kowesifazane ozomjabulisa - ukunakwa! - Sex. Inkulumo yahamba, yebo. Mayelana nama-bosone higgs. Ukukhuluma ngaphandle kokukhipha amabhulukwe, akusebenzi. Izindlela azanele, ngokusobala.Vele udlule uthando
Lesi yisimo esidabukisayo kakhulu, kepha, maye, ngokweqiniso. Kepha kukhona i-nuance: uma uthando ludlulile, indoda ejwayelekile ihambisa isehlukaniso, futhi ingasasebenzi kwesokunxele. Ngenxa yokuthi akathandeki ukudla i-cactus, ethela izinyembezi.Lona wesifazane kufanele asolwe
Bobabili. Omunye wayo wayengeshwa uthando nengcindezi, umzuzwana wamdumaza, futhi wayengakwazi ukumelana. "Isifo anginacala, naye ngokwakhe weza" esigabeni esibulalayo. Isiguli singasebenzi. Sincoma ukuyithulula nge-borsch bese ushisa.