Yonke intombazane iyazi ukuthi okwesishiyagalombili kukaMashi kuzothola izipho. Intombazane ilinde futhi ihlikihla ubutha bayo ngokulindela. Kepha, maye, kudumazeka kaningi.
Uma ufuna ukubona ukumamatheka kwentombazane eqotho, futhi hhayi i-rufflety eqotho yegazi - akunakusimniki!
Basket ngejeli eshawayo
"UHedgehog, ngabe ugeze", yebo. Kulungile, sikholwa ukuthi awufuni ukusikisela ukungcola kwethu. Uvele ubambe le ubhasikidi we-eerie ngaphambi kwe-cashier esitolo esisesitolo futhi waphonsa amaphakheji namazambane kanye nokuwasha i-powder. Elula kakhulu - wonke ama-Illiquids aqoqele kuwe, agcwele futhi abonakale, futhi uyakujabulela ukubamba, ngezandla eziqondile kimi zihambe, Mimodumno zihambe, Mimodumno. Cha, uma uziphindiselela kubhasikidi ngokushefa amagwebu, owawunikezwa ngoFebhuwari 23 - khona-ke kungenzeka ngandlela thile. Kepha nje kanjalo? Kwani?! Uyazi ukuthi zibukeka kanjani lezi zibhabhasi? "I-Whiskas isethwe kitten yakho - Okuphakelayo, i-tray, i-commerce filler kanye nokumaka ama-sneaker enjoloba. Manje isigamu sesigamu! "
URafaello namanye amasethi amaswidi
Ukuze zinikeze izipho ezinjalo kwabasesishiyagalombili bakwaMashi, abanikelayo badinga ukwehlisa umoya endaweni ephakathi nendawo yedolobha. Iwindi. Ezithendeni ezingenalutho. Ingabe ngokuvamile uyazi ukuthi ngesonto eledlule kwaba ngowokuqala bama-Mashi? Sasihamba saya kulolu suku njengaseKalvari. Thatha ufulawa womlomo womlomo, wazibulala ngenxa yobudlova futhi wayesekulungiselele ukuvusa izinsuku ze-Edac ngamashumi ayisishiyagalolunye nambili, ngosayizi abathathu kancane. Ukuthobeka kanye ne-aleKey. Iklabishi Leaf kanye litre kefir ngosuku. Futhi nakuwe, ama-bastards angenamqondo, "neRafaell" yawo. Bhutha esihogweni!
Izinto zasendlini, ama-pan kanye namagajethi ekhishini
Abesifazane abaningi bayakuthanda ukupheka - banokuzilibazisa. Ngeke bacabange izimpilo zabo ngaphandle kwe-lermometer ye-laser ukuhlanganisa inyama noma ipani elikhethekile lokusakaza. Nazi zinjalo - futhi zinikeze yonke le njabulo. Futhi labo abanokuzilibazisa - abakwazanga. Ipani yokuthosa akuyona into yokushayela. Lokhu akulona uphawu lowesifazane wangempela. Asikukhiphi kwiKhabhinethi kanye ngonyaka kuye - i-Ush! - Ungayicindezela kanjani i-kitlet futhi, ukhathele yi-feat, susa umholo womunye unyaka. Futhi ihlanza le-vacuum aligqoki intombi ngamagama athi "kuphela izinsuku ezimbalwa, bese imvuthu yami yesithathu iyakhala - ikhaya ukhaphethi, bese kuba ngumgcini wendlu.". Sisebenzisa la madivayisi nsuku zonke. Ukuhlanza endlini yethu eyabiwe futhi wondle umndeni. Wena, kufaka phakathi. Ekugcineni, ngeke sikunikeze ijazi le-mink fur ngenganekwane "ukuze ubuke ukuba sifudumale."
Hhayi lawo mafutha!
Lapha ufike esitolo samakha, nentombazane enhle evumelana nawe ngaphansi kwempumulo uhlobo oluthile lwamaphepha, luphathwe ngomusa ngamakha. Kwenye indawo endaweni yephepha lesithathu uyeka ukuzwa noma yini futhi ukhethe "uhlobo oluthile lwemfashini." Noma "ukunambitheka kwakho, ntombazane." Emva kwalokho, lokhu akukhona lokhu, futhi intombazane yakho izohogela sengathi i-hamster ayithandayo ifile, kanti yena isonto liyamgqoka esikhwameni, enganqumi ukungcwaba. Yebo, kuzobonakala ngaye ukuthi uyanuka kakhulu. Ngoba akuyona iphunga lakhe! Khumbula - Qagela imimoya ayinakwenzeka. Kepha uma ufuna ngempela ukubanikeza, thenga ukunambitheka okukhethiwe. Lokhu akufanele, yize kunjalo, khona-ke kukhona izinkulungwane ezingamashumi amabili. Ama-millilitars angaphezu kweshumi. Kuzoba njenge-movie - "Yebo, i-shaggy, kodwa endaweni ethile eduzane."
Isitifiketi sokuthenga noma izinqubo
Lesi nakanjani siyisipho esifanele - esivela kumngane, ngokwesibonelo. Noma kusuka mama. Intombazane isivele yakhula ukuthi ku-salon ye-salon "SHAGIEN LEATER" yaqala i-beautician enezinto ezikhula emahlombe. Futhi umama uyazi ukuthi izaphulelo ezinkulu manje - le nketho ivulwa ngokuzenzakalelayo nalabo abanikezwe ikhadi lokuthatha umhlalaphansi. Kepha uma isitifiketi esinjalo sinika omunye umuntu, khona-ke sinomuzwa wokuthi siphinde sibe egazini lokuqala futhi saphinde sasinika i-tulip yepulasitiki kanye ne-Ugly Rinoler kusuka ku-Hygienic Lipstick.
Ama-statuette, amathoyizi we-plush nabanye abaqoqi bethuli
Uqinisekile ukuthi ufuna ukunikeza intokazi ikhadi leposi ngesiginesha "I - Captin"? Futhi nguYe, ngendlela. Ngokweqiniso.
