Umlobi wethu, u-Ella Darzay, unesipho esikhethekile. Uyakwazi ukubhala ngezinto ezijwayelekile kanye nezimo ezijwayelekile (mayelana nalabo abacasulayo abahambi, ngezikhova kanye nama-lark, mayelana nabakweletayo nabathandi) ukuze nakancane kube yingxoxo enesivunguvungu. Ake sibheke ukuthi ngabe ngalesi sikhathi sizophumelela. Sesivele senza ukubheja.
Ngasizathu simbe, kuvame ukukhubeka kwi-Intanethi ezihlokweni ezinamagama athakazelisayo afana ne- "umngani wakho wemifino. Okufanele ngikwenze?" Futhi-ke: "Umngane wakho wemifino: Ungaziphatha kanjani naye ?!" Njalo lapho ngizibuza, kepha ngifunde ngokucophelela okuhlongozwayo. Futhi ngiyaqonda ukuthi angikuzwisisi lutho.
Ngokwale mibhalo, imifino konke kuyahlanya ngokuphelele, lapho kudingekile ukuphatha njengezingane ezincane kakhulu. Ebini kakhulu - kanjalo lokho kuhlanya. Ku-brown futhi ngasikhathi sinye elimele kakhulu:
- O, zama ukungacasuli umngane wakho! Yize kunjalo, angalinyazwa ebudlelwaneni bakho!
- Njalo ube nesitsha semifino esitokweni! (Nasephaketheni - ushukela).
- Iya endaweni yokudlela ekhethekile, udle i-carrot casserole, ubungani bubaluleke kakhulu, futhi i-steak ungadla futhi kwesinye isikhathi!
- Uma umngane wakho ethi izilo zingama-monssters, futhi wena uqobo, ngenxa yothando lwakho, isihogo silinde isihogo, lapho okungenani singaphikisani! Ngemuva kwakho konke, ubungane buyabiza kakhulu.
"Zama ukungakhombisi amehlo omngane wakho ejokeni loboya, kungakucasula noma kusakazeka." Bheka izingubo zakho ze-wardrobe zenziwe ngaphandle kokusebenzisa isikhumba noma izikhumba zezilwane.
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Kepha izincomo ngokwazo ziyamangaza kakhulu, futhi iqiniso lokuthi le miyalo inikeza izinsiza ezinobungane kubantu bemifino. Ngubani ongenaso umgomo wokuthuka abantu abampofu noma ubadale isithombe sabantu abathambekele emphakathini. Ngokuphambene nalokho! Bayabasekela! Bazama ukudambisa impilo, baphenduke iziwula eziphelele, bathinta futhi bangene ezihlokweni ezithile. Ngemuva kwalokho sikhuluma ngokuthanda kakhulu.
Ngakho-ke, ngokwesibonelo, angithandi ikhabe. Nezinhlanzi zomfula. Kanye noCilanthole. Futhi ngiyazi ukuthi, okungafani okunjalo, hhayi eyodwa noma ezimbili, futhi okuningi. Cabanga nje ukuthi ufunda incazelo yecebo elifanele lokuziphatha nathi. Bese uqala ukuziphatha ngokufanele. Fihla kithi i-cilantro. Lapho ebona indawo yokudlela yaseGeorgia, phenduka i-alley eseduze, bese kuthi kungazelelwe yiKinza izophuma endaweni yokudlela futhi izohlasela? Futhi lapho sihlela (kanye eminyakeni embalwa, ngemuva kokuthi umpheki ojwayelekile azobeka lolu tshani esihlokweni esithi "Ukunambitheka Kilant kuyalingana ukunambitha kwefu, futhi ngakho-ke kudla i-idiots yedwa" ngobumnene Siqinisekise futhi uzame ukuhumusha ingxoxo kwesinye isihloko. Kwethulwe? Uyathandwa?
Angazi, mhlawumbe othile ovela kuma-germarians (noma ngaphezulu kwama-vegans, lokhu kuxolisa okuncane, yize kufanele futhi kuphakamise ukuthi wonke umuntu) kanjena. Ingxenye enolaka kakhulu engadli inyama kusuka ekucabangeni kwemibono futhi izama ukukudonsela ohlangothini lwakho. Kepha uma ubheka - kanjena ngemuva kwakho konke okuncane! Yebo, bayamangaza, kepha ngokunembile ngenxa yesifiso sabo sokuthola abantu abakhanyise futhi baphephe.
Iningi lemifino alinasidingo sokwenza umbono ngokudla kwazo. Abayithandi nje inyama, ngokwesibonelo. Noma akunakwenzeka ngezizathu zokwelashwa. Futhi asiboni ukuthi abanye babangane bethu kanye nabantu obajwayele imifino. Ngoba empeleni bakhuphuka ukuthi umuntu udla kuphela uma ewukhangisa. Ngokwayo kubhekisisa ukuthi akulula uku-oda isaladi nge-shrimp, kepha ngenxa yokuqiniseka ukuthi inkukhu ayiyinhle. Ngaphandle kwalokho, ngeke ucabange ngakho. Yebo, shrimp. Okumnandi!
Lababantu, iningi elizolile futhi elifanele, bayakwazi ukuzinakekela. Musa igama ngemuva kwesimemo sosuku lokuzalwa noma umshado ofunwa ukwenza imenyu ehlukile, uhlobo olunjalo. Bayakwazi ukuthola isidlo semifino kunoma iyiphi indawo yokudlela. Yize amazambane kaFry kunoma ngubani, empeleni! Lapho ehamba ngezinyawo ukuvakashela abantu abangazi ukuthi bapheka kanjani ngaphandle kwebhotela kanye nemayonnaise, bangathatha isaladi nepakethe lama-pack of bona uqobo.
Lapho-ke konke okunye akudingeki ucabange, ungaziphatha kanjani ngemifino. Ngoba lokhu kungukubandlululwa kwemibuzo kanye nesiwula. Kusuka esigabeni 'sokuziphatha nowesifazane' noma "indlela yokuziphatha ngokushushuluza." Ngemuva kwakho konke, imifino akusona isifo, kodwa nje yindaba yokuthambiswa ukunambitheka.
Futhi impendulo yalo mbuzo kungenzeka kube yinye: Ziphathe nabo njengenjwayelo. Musa ukugqoka nabo, njenge-tube ebhaliwe. Kepha ungawebi buthule kakhulu futhi ungabiki ukuthi basola ukukhetha okunjalo, befunda ukuthi umngane wakho akayidli inyama. Imikhuba emihle, kungakhathalekile ukuthi badangele - lena yindaba yomuntu siqu, hhayi esidlangalaleni.