Onke ama-fultimemers anikezelwe. Silila kanye nawe.
A - ASRRULA
Isimo lapho bonke umkhulu besula, umphathi ngokufutheka, uVaseline usuphelile, futhi usezokwenzeka ku-fakap ephelele. Iza ngokuzumayo, njengobusika noma ukukhulelwa. Ihlala isikhathi eside.
B - umphathi, ubuchopho
Umqashi ngumqashi. Ngaye, njengomuntu ofile, noma omuhle, noma lutho. AmaBrishming ahambisana "nokuhlalisa". Uma i-VL izosebenza, futhi umphathi unenhlanhla, ungahlanganisa ubuchopho futhi uthukuthele ukukhohlisa kanye nozakwabo.
In - Kuthuthukiswe njengesigqila kugalari, ukukhohlisa isiwula.
In - Kuthuthukiswe njengesigqila kwi-Galleries - okwenzayo emsebenzini, ngombono wakho. Ukuhlalisa isiwula - okwenzayo emsebenzini, ngokusho komqashi. I-Vaseline iyi-lubring ebonakalayo ebonakalayo, okuyisiko ukuthatha kanye naye kumqashi ekhaphethini (Qaphela: akekho owasiza).
G - Chief noma Jikelele
Ngakho-ke bathi ngomqashi lapho befuna ukuba bayizwe futhi bayakwazisa. "Okuyinhloko yethu." Lapho umphathi engazwanga, ungasebenzisa elinye igama encwadini ethi "G". Hhayi. Hhayi "iqhawe". Elinye igama.
D - Dedilan
Umqondo oyimfihlakalo, odalwe kuphela ukuze 'abe ngumnikelo.' Isikhathi eside sinikezwa isikhathi eside, lapho inqubo izoba yinqubo yokucatshangelwa.
E - egrit ne-ebita
Amagama ayimfihlo (njengezimpawu ze-masonic), ngokuya ngokuthi i-Plankton yehhovisi ikhomba amaConifers. Kucatshangwa ukuthi kukhulunywa ngengubo enkulu ye-semi. Umbuzo "Kusho ukuthini lokhu?" Imvula amehlo ethembeni langempela.
E.
Kubaluleke kakhulu kuyo yonke incwadi yesisebenzi sehhovisi. Vele ukholelwe iZwi!
Kahle ...
Enye incwadi ebalulekile yesisebenzi sehhovisi. Kubonisa isimo lapho wonke amakhamkhulu asula, umphathi ngokufutheka, futhi uVaseline usuphelile.
S - iholo, ikhasimende
Umholo - ukuthi kanye ngenyanga kuvela ePlankton Man. Kuhle, okuhle futhi kuyaphana. Ikhasimende yikho okwenza kusuka ku-plankton ye-plankton engenabungozi - cannibal. Njalo. Izinsuku eziyisikhombisa ngesonto.
Futhi - Ukuluhlelo
Iqiniso lokuthi akunakusetshenziswa, noma ngabe umphathi uyakhuthaza. Ikakhulu uma kukhuthazekile! Okhokho bethu baqonda ukuthi isinyathelo sokubi. Ngubani okhuphuka okokuqala umhume ngaphandle, uthola uSaber ukuba adle isidlo sasekuseni.
K - Corporate
I-Orgy ephelelwe yisikhathi, inhloso yokuthi yikuphi ukuhlangana eqenjini elilodwa elinobungane. Akukho lutho oluqhekeza kangcono kune-hangover yasekuseni, i-acoshes amnesia, umuzwa wehlazo nesithombe, lapho wena ngasizathu simbe uhlala khona ngaphezulu kwe-chubbukh. Ngenhlanhla, egqoke. Ngeshwa - isigamu.
L - Lemming, Crap
I-Lemming iyafana ne-plankton, kepha ibukeka kahle. I-LAJA ingama-90% emikhiqizo eyenziwe noma izinsizakalo ezinikeziwe. Kunoma ikuphi, umbuzo othi "wenzani?" I-90% yezakhamizi ivame ukuphendulwa: "Yebo, najae."
M - Messigge
Lapho isetshenziswa, ithatha indawo noma yimuphi ulwazimagama oluvelele. "Futhi yini, uxolo, tshala imali kulo mlayezo"? - Uma lesi sisho simemezela le nkulumo nge-moud moverastic efanele, khona-ke ikhasimende, kanye nozakwethu kanye nomqashi bazokuqonda lapho babebathumelela khona. Ngenhlonipho.
N - Intela, inzondo.
Intela yokuzonda intela. Ibhizinisi lizonda intela. Ubudlelwane obuphakeme.
O-ekhangayo sekwephuzile
Hlukana nohlobo lwezincwadi, lapho kukhona khona ubuhlakani. Into esemqoka ukugcina inkumbulo yabo bonke abe nzima, abafinyelele ezihlotsheni futhi bazalwe, bangasebenzisi kabi ukuqondiswa kwesisu, futhi konke kuzolunga.
P - inzuzo, p-c
Inzuzo - Okuhlale kuhlale amaphupho omqashi, futhi yisiphi isisebenzi esivele sikhazimula ngokujulile, ngoba akukho nzuzo empilweni yakhe. Kepha i-P-C iboniswe ngokuphelele. Ngoba i-P-C ngumqondo okhona wefilosofi okhona, futhi ngenxa yalokho ukhona yonke indawo. Kusenempesheni, kepha kuyadingeka ukuthi uphile.
Ihhovisi Lehhovisi
Yikuphi i-Fulliemheimer esayiniwe ngokuzithandela futhi kuyinto ephuphayo yokwephula impilo yakhe yonke. Kepha ukuba buthaka ngokomoya, akuxazululwa. Abanye, noma kunjalo, kungenzeka.
C - Umhlangano
Okuphoqelekile masonto onke (kwesinye isikhathi) ngokwesiko lapho umphathi edonsa izihlathi zakhe, futhi abanye bamamatheka futhi bahlazekile. Ayikho incazelo esebenzayo - Yonke imibuzo ingaxazululwa ngemizuzu emihlanu ku-Skype. Kepha ngithanda umphathi.
T - isikhathi semvelo emvelweni
Inkampani enkulu kakhulu futhi ehluke kakhulu. Basinda kakhulu.
O - ukuxoshwa
Mahhala, okungathola noma yimuphi uhambo olunesibindi, ukubhala nje isitatimende. Kepha akabhali, ngoba isetshenziselwa amaketanga, ukugoqa, iholo elijwayelekile nelijwayelekile. Futhi asikwahluleli.
F - FAKAP
Iqiniso lokuthi ngezikhathi ezithile kwenzeka kumsebenzi owaqhamuka ne-Dumendande ayesephuze umhlangano ongazange aqaphele umphathi ngokuwela i-Corporate nokunye. Ngesikhathi se-FACPA, kwamukelwa ethukile futhi kuphaphathekile, khumbula ukuthi ama-fakaps amukelwa ngokumamatheka okungenangqondo.
H.
Okunye okubaluleke kakhulu kwincwadi yesisebenzi. Futhi lokhu akusikho konke owakucabanga, kepha ama-XLS.
C - Intengo yenkululeko
Kunqunywe kwinkontileka yabasebenzi. Ebizwa ngokuthi yi-Salary. Intela ekhokhwa intela. Ebusuku.
W - Isheduli ejwayelekile
Uhlelo olunemininingwane, lapho indawo yakho ichazwa khona kulokhu kugalari. Ngakwesokunene kwesiteji se-oars eseqile.
Ukushaqeka.
Basho ngaphambili, lapho beqasha isisebenzi, banikeza isobho njengokuhlolelwa ukusebenza nokumelana nengcindezi. Manje esikhundleni senqwaba yezivivinyo ezingenanjongo nezingxoxo. Buyisela isobho!
E - Eichery
Izitini eziphuzi, ezakha umgwaqo oya ehhovisi lesihogo.
Yu - Yuga
Indawo lapho iPlunkton ifuna ukuthutha khona ngamaholide. Amaningizimu alungile futhi akukho boss, wokudidelana no-Eikarov. I-FAKAPOV futhi ayinjalo.