Kahle, wadakwa. Yebo, kwenzeka ... kwenzeka nawo wonke umuntu, hhayi kangako, njengoba iningi lethu lizama ukuveza. Manje into esemqoka ukungenzi noma yini enje ekuseni uzozisola. Futhi ngisho nomunwe awuthinti izinto ezinhlanu zobuqili nezikhohlisayo kakhulu ezikulinde nje lapho uqala ukukhohlisa.
Uthelefoni
Inombolo Yesitha eyodwa iyi-smartphone yakho. Okokuqala umane ukuxubha ukuxhumana kweshidi futhi, awuhleleli ukubiza noma ngubani noma i-SMS - it. Ngeke! Vele ugoba ngaphandle kwecala ngaphandle kwecala ... bese ucabanga ukuthi ungenza sengathi, kungathi nginephutha. Ngizokhala kuye (futhi yena, yena naye) umyalezo onjengo "Lucy, ngidabukile, woza." Futhi lapho yena (yena, yena, futhi yena) akaphenduli, ungena kulaka futhi usuvele uthuthukile: "O, ngibonakala ngathi ngephutha, uma uphendula - uphendula kanjani?" Ungaphinde unganaki? Kepha usuqalile, ibhodlela lokuqala seliphelile. Isikhathi sokuvula okulandelayo bese uqala ukumbhalela "lonke iqiniso." Injabulo yakho, uma umkhawulokukho wakho mncane futhi ngeke ashiye ibhodlela lesibili. Ngoba ngemuva kwesithathu uzonquma ukumbiza. Futhi, uma engaphenduli. Ngoba uma uphendula, khona-ke uzozidla ngale kholi yalolu cingo. Noma ngisho nonyaka, uma ifoni izokuphakamisa "U-Urodina" futhi izoyinika, ngizoyinika izindebe ukuze uzwe: "Phambilini eyakho. Wabheka futhi. "
Isibuko
Lapho uphuza kancane, isibuko sithambile nje. Futhi lapho usuvele udakiwe, uqamba amanga kuwe. Ngokungazelelwe ucabange ngeMega-eyenziwe, ethambile, egcwele phayipha futhi enobuhlakani obumangalisayo. Udweba izindebe ezibomvu, ulethe imicibisholo ye-hellsish futhi ufuna i-fotik noma ifoni ukucwilisa amanye ama-selfie athile. Ungenzi, sithandwa! Vele ungafiki esibukweni, ngoba indlela ozibona ngayo, nendlela obukeka ngayo ngempela - izinto ezihluke kakhulu. Kakhulu. Uzokwazi ngakho ekuseni, ubheke izithombe. Kukholwe, kuncishisiwe, kufakwe ebiyelwe ngokubukeka okuhlanyayo, okugcotshwe yizithunzi ze-lipstick kanye nokujuluka, okuzohlangana nawe kwifolda ngezithombe, ngeke zingeze amaphuzu ekuzethembeni kwakho. Ngakho-ke, kanye bese uthethelela ukunqabela ukubuka esibukweni ngemuva kwebhodlela lokuqala lomile. Ngemuva kwesibili - khasa ngokushesha okwedlule, kwehlise amehlo phansi. Ngokulinganayo uzokwenza.
Ikhompyutha exhunywe kwinethiwekhi
Uqonda konke ngokwakho, yebo? Uzokhathala ubhale okuthile umbhalo ikakhulukazi ngencazelo yefilosofi yefilosofi. Futhi nakanjani kufanele ukusho noma yiliphi iqiniso, futhi izinkulumo ezinzima kakhulu, ezingalungile ziyiqiniso. Yebo, yebo, uma ungazange usilalele futhi uphuthelwe izindlebe zesigaba 2, ngokuqinisekile uzobekwe kunethiwekhi ethi "Awesome" eBikini eBikini (ngokwengxenye evela eBikini, ngaphandle kweBikini). Ekuseni uzogijima konke lokhu kwagezwa, kepha kuphela - sekwephuzile! Usuvele usemoyeni, izithombe esisesilondolozweni, nase "esikoleni se-freaks" ngaphansi kwesithombe sakho ukudubula amazwana ayizinkulungwane ezinhlanu, phakathi kwazo akuwona okukodwa. Sinenhlanhla yokuthi umama akanaso isikhathi sokuya ekhasini lakho ukufisa ekuseni ekuseni. Nobaba. Kanye nompheki. Nangaphambilini. Futhi u-Urodna ... ngasizathu simbe ngezinsuku ezinjalo akaze athathe noma ngubani. Umthetho kaMurphy, othandekayo.
Isikhwama kanye nekhadi lesikweletu
Akukho okuthengwa kabi okudakiwe. Maye, yonke ingqalasizinda yasemadolobheni ilolwa emantombazaneni aphuzile asevele abize konke okwedlule, angenza zonke izithombe ezingaba khona, ezazibeka ezinkundleni zokuxhumana, ezikhuculwe nabangane futhi manje zicabanga ukukwenza lokhu. Lapha, bathola ikhadi lesikweletu! Ngaphezu kwalokho kusasele ama-vintsy amancane, itekisi, isikhungo esiseduze sokuthenga kanye nabathengisi abaseduze abangasho lutho: "Intombazane, ukulala okokuqala, nakusasa uzale izimbongi ezivelele ePeas." Hhayi. Bazothatha umbala wokubhoboza we-fuchsia kanye ne-boottere of cruste raspberry amafutha owesipha e-Leopard jumpsuit. Bese ufisa inhlanhla, ukuhleka emuva futhi ngelinye isonto kuzokhumbula i-idiot edakiwe, ethenge uhhafu wokuqoqwa konyaka wamashumi ayisishiyagalolunye. Futhi noma ngabe ukhumbula ukuthi ngithenge kuphi "ingwe", ngeke uhambe ukuyokudlulisa. Ngoba ihlazo!
ENyakatho Baryulevo
Yi-South Levo, yiLebortsy efanayo, is selmash, nayo iyathandeka. Indawo yokuhlala lapho yonke intombazane ephuzile ihamba ngezikhathi zokufika, lapho esedlule kuzo zonke ezinye izigaba, futhi isasizathu sokuphila nokuhlala emilenzeni yakhe. Kungani uBiryilyu, ukuthi kukhona uBiryimuso kulokhu, futhi yiziphi izimangaliso ezinjalo ezimlindile - intombazane ayazi. Kepha yena ... Kubonakala ngawe, kubonakala ngawe ukuthi uma ufika lapho namhlanje, kuzokwenzeka lapho! Kwesokudla! Phansi! Fabulous! Ukuphelelwa yithemba! Njengenkosana eCinderella, epholile kuphela. Ngokuvamile, kuhle, uma emnyango weBiryilyu, uzokushiya kancane futhi uthembisa ukuguqula itekisi libuyele emuva. Ngoba i-biryilyso (kuyinto buttovo, futhi iHlyhabi) imvamisa iphela mmm .... ngakho-ke. Kusekuhle kakhulu, ekuseni uzobe ulwa embhedeni womunye umuntu eduze kwe-dude engajwayelekile neyesabekayo futhi uzokhunjulwa ngeveli uma okuthile noma nje unqume emotweni yakhe. Ebini - uyazi ... ngokuvamile, awudingi ukuba yiTurwie! Kungcono ukubeka i-bikini, ume esibukweni, thatha i-smartphone nekhompyutha nge-Wi-Fi. Noma yini! Uma kungenjalo u-Biryily.