Uma wenza okuthile kusuka ngenhla ngokwengeziwe futhi njalo, uzinikele ngendondo. Akunamahlaya, ngokufanele. Okunye futhi uzinika inyanga eyalandela. Uma ungaphonseli. Ngokuvumelekile, kunjalo, izizathu!
Ngiyakhumbula (Khe-Khe), ezincwadini zezincwadi zeSoviet kanye ne-diaries bekukhona imithetho yamaphayona asencane. Kumakhono abo "kwakukhona kukho konke futhi ngaso sonke isikhathi kusisiza kakhulu esidlweni", "ukuze singafuni ukuhlala okukodwa eduze", "sibheka isiyalo esihle", "zinakekele ubuhle babantu" nanoma iyiphi kanjalo. Kwenzekile, funda - nokuthi ungangena kanjani. Futhi ucabanga: Ngizoyithatha futhi ngiyifeze! Futhi ngemuva kwamahora ambalwa, uVitki ubuyisa ebusweni nomakhelwane ... kahle, kuyacaca. Yilokhu. Eqinisweni lokuthi sakhula - kodwa sahlala sinjalo. Sinemibono emihle efanayo nemiyalo ehlakaniphile. Kanye neqiniso elifanayo. Njalo ukubonisa izilimi nezimpondo kwisampula yethu yezingane. Lapha, ake sithi kangaki lapho sizibonisa khona lezi zinto eziyi-14! ..Xubha amazinyo akho okungenani imizuzu emithathu
Lonke u-anti omkhulu nomalume bazi ukuthi ngokusho kohlelo lweSun-Rerins, le nqubo ifakwe. Kepha ngakho-ke kwenziwa ngaphandle kokuqwashisa ekuseni - nangemva kokulahlekelwa kokugcina kokugcina kwakhe (ukwazi) kusihlwa! Ulapha, ngebhulashi, ekulweni kwenqindi, futhi ukufezeka kulapho kwenye indawo lapho, kude. Hhayi nawe mfushane. Hhayi nawe.Phuza amanzi ahlanzekile amalitha amathathu ngosuku
Futhi ukusetshenziswa okugcwele kwesigamu sehora ngaphambi kokudla ukuphuza ingilazi yamanzi. Yebo. Lapha ungacabanga ngaphezu kwesigamu sehora ngaphambi kokudla uvame ukwazi ukuthi uyisigamu sehora phambi kwesithandwa sakhe! Imvamisa ukudla kwenzeka kwimodi: "A-ah, angizange ngidle isidlo sasekuseni, futhi sekuyisikhathi sokudla sakusihlwa! Nginikezela ngokuphuthumayo noma yiliphi i-protoplasm, bese uDvina Koni khona lapha! " Futhi amanzi enzeka kumodi: "Hmm, futhi hlobo luni lwebhodlela othuli lokuqapha kwami luyaphuma? O, okuthile okuhlanya-ay ... "Hamba ezitebhisini. Ngaphandle kwelifti
Yebo-aha, imbongolo efanelekile, i-Ugu-yeah, ezempi - oh ... oh ... oh, oh. Cha, kahle, yena uqobo wavula phambi kwami. Futhi kulo umakhelwane okhazimulayo kangaka. Akunakwenzeka ukumcunula. Futhi ezitebhisini, isibani sokukhanya saphulwa. Futhi unqunu. Futhi ngokuvamile ekhuluma. Wasungula lokhu ... embongolweni yami. Ngemuva kokukhonza, ngami, ngaleyondlela, ngangisejimini, ukuze wazi. Yebo, efweni lenyukela, yebo, waya khona ezindaweni ezimbili zokuhlala ngemoto, eshiya ngokuvamile, abantu ababi!Sebenzisa uhlelo lokubala ikhalori
Kulandiwe. Jammed. Kubaliwe. Kwakuthule. Ngosuku olulandelayo, amazambane athosiwe abheke wena uzungu, futhi i-cheesecake ilimaza okwesine - futhi awuzange uthathe ithuluzi lethu elingenamusa ephaketheni lakho. Yini ama-kilojoule lapha, lapho inani lama-cutlets agwinywe ukubala Awakho amabutho noma ngokuziphatha, noma ngokomzimba!Thatha icala
Lapho lokhu, kwenzeka futhi kuhlelo oluphelele, enkampanini ye-Bodra Yutubovskaya ngokomzimba ukuqeqeshwa. Omakhelwane ehhovisi babuka ingilazi. Ukucabanga, kushiswe emsebenzini, sekuyisikhathi senkonyane. Okwesibili - ngohlelo oluncishisiwe. Ikhanda kathathu kathathu elibonisa "i-Dada" elinamandla, njengoba umpheki adonswa ngemuva kwakhe: "Kuhle, ngangazi ukuthi uzovuma ukuthatha lo mthwalo!" Kwabe sekufika ukuphela kwenyanga nokwazi kwakuyindlela yokudutshulwa. Ukusuka enkuleni kuvale isixubho, ibhodlela elinothuli, ama-cutlets amaningana nefayela lentengo elingapheli. Bonke bashibilika ngokucophelela ... kokuthile, ngokusobala ukupenda.Yenza izinqubo ze-prophylactic ngaphambili, hhayi ngemuva
Ukuphuza i-Echinacea namavithamini ngaphandle kokulinda umkhuhlane, ukuvakashela udokotela wamazinyo okuhleliwe, futhi hhayi kwimodi "kusiza, lapho bathatha ubusuku obuthathu ngekhanda lehora", thola ukuzivikela emadolweni ngaphandle kokulinda i-Traumatology. Yini umlobisi obukhulu, noma ?!Gqoka amagilavu lapho ugeza izitsha
Thenga amagilavu alungile. Ukubeka ebhokisini noma yini enye. Kepha - khumula ebhokisini! Beka! Sebenzisa! Geza! Susa! Yomile! Buyisela emuva! Lapho-ke futhi ukugibela ebhokisini! .. njengoba kusho uZhvanetsky, akuyena wonke umuntu ozoya kuwo. Kulula ukuthenga ukhilimu we-crap nge-mandragora ekhishwe noma afake ngokubhala kusuka ku-vasilisk.Vala izincwadi zezimpande bese ugeza phansi ngaphansi kwesifuba
Eshalofini elingaphezulu, sine-vibribors yama-classics, ngaphansi kwawo abaqoqi abahle kakhulu. Ezinyathelweni, abavubukuli besikhathi esizayo bazofunda amasiko ethu. Kepha lapha sihlala uMol Alevtina, futhi lapho - lapho - izicabucabu, ama-nicodem. Futhi ngokuvamile, sihlanzekile kakhulu. Ikakhulu kugebe lesitezi phakathi kwekhaphethi kanye ne-plinth, kanye nemiphetho yamashalofu. Uma kukhona amakati e-ceramic awami.Egqoke ukudla okuhle ebhokisini lesidlo sasemini esihle
Lapha umbheka, futhi ukubheka wena emashalofini. Isebenza eduze kwakho. Manje ubona ukuthi uzokuthwala kanjani ukudla nawe kule Fighetic Fig. Kubekwe kahle ukudla, futhi hhayi le ncezwana ayinamsebenzi! Futhi ungomunye umuntu. I-Elegance, Okungaqondakali Okulula, I-Flying GAIT kusuka ngoMeyi nakho konke lokho. Yelula isandla sakho - futhi usevele ungowakho ... Ngenxa yalokho, i-handsome izokwabiwa esijezisweni sasekhishini phakathi kwe-thermos endala ne-grinder yenyama yami: "I-Luchbox Ensish" ...Yenqaba ukuthumela
Noma nini lapho ehhovisi begubha olunye usuku lokuzalwa, ubheka inkomishi yepulasitiki esandleni sakho futhi ngokudabukisayo cabanga ngama-icebergs wepulasitiki emhlabeni wasolwandle. Futhi siyazithembisa wena kusasa ukuyolwela uMnyango ukuthenga izibuko. Bakhala kahle, hhayi iqiniso lokuthi yi-shit-hose shuntle. Futhi emsebenzini, yonke ikota yesibili isivele iyindebe ... akukho okushiwo. Kepha kubukeka nencazelo.Sebenzisa i-stealer ne-juicer
Ukuphakelwa kobuntu obunamafutha obukhulu obukhulu be-broccolina kanye nengilazi yenqwaba yethanga eliwusizo-celery akhiqizwa ngokuqinile. Emva kwalokho, ngemuva kwezinsuku ezimbalwa, yonke imininingwane yagezwa, ngemuva kwezinsuku ezimbalwa imininingwane embalwa yayinikwa endishini yekati ... ngokuvamile, manje usuzwa yi-trio esijezisweni: Lezi ezimbili zigwetshwa i-lanchbox enhle.Hambisa i-accounting yasekhaya
Lapha kucishe kufane namakhalori, kepha ingemuva lingathatha isikhathi eside. Lapho-ke amasheke aqala ukuphinda kabili emehlweni. Amagrafu ayiziphukuphuku acasula. Isidingo sokunquma ukuthi kungani i-sherry ingeye "izidakamizwa" noma "imikhiqizo" - ukwengeza. Ukuzama ukuzivula i-cappuccino - ungasebenzi. Hamba, uhlelo lwezomnotho ... kwikhalori. Beka i-romance yakho ukuze duet lapho. Futhi ngiseCafe.Sebenzisa izixhumanisi nazo zonke izinhlobo zamaqhinga
"Zisindise odongeni: Kuzoba wusizo!" Uma sizulazula sithandana ezindongeni zomsebenzisi ojwayelekile futhi sicabanga ukuthi uhlala njalo ehamba njalo futhi uzijabulele ngenjongo yakhe okuhloswe ngayo ... lokhu kusho ukuthi umsebenzisi ojwayelekile wafunda iSpanish, esebenzisa ngenkuthalo yokuhlanganiswa kohlobo Alt + Shift + T "Izwi", Imisebenzi eyimfihlo eyimfihlo ye- "Chromium" nezinhlelo zokusebenza ezi-50 ezinhle kakhulu zabantu bokudala. Ngaphezu kwalokho, wafunda izincwadi eziyikhulu ezihamba phambili zazo zonke isikhathi nabantu (noma okungenani), wakhele i-Designer feder kusuka kuma-toothpicks, alungiselele amaqanda aqhekekile eCatdivoices nasezintanjeni zosizo lwetheyipu ezintathu kanye nezembozo kusuka kudoti ibhakede. Well. Yebo. Konke lokhu, kunjalo, sekwenzile. Futhi lezi zixhumanisi azizange zithembele emathuneni ngenxa yezinkomba ngokujula kwezikrini ezingamakhulu amathathu endaweni evusa ubuntu emgodini.Ukuphefumula okujulile nokubalwa kwabayishumi
Asikhumbuli kuphela amasu angamakhulu amabili angamashumi amabili asebenza kahle avumela ukuthi ukhokhe izingxabano. Thina uhhafu wabokazi. Futhi yini ethakazelisa kakhulu, iningi lazo lingabasebenzi ngempela. Futhi umele owonile we-bureaucrat ye-carappus ebabazekayo. Bese udweba ukwesaba kwakho ephepheni. Bese ubhala okuhle nokubi komyeni wakhe kukholamu. Futhi yebo, phefumula ngokujulile futhi ubalekele ishumi. Manje?! Manje ungangithinti, uMorgali Izkuly, ukhathazeke ngendlebe, uwa Avele njengoba kufanele aphule - futhi azoqhubeka indlela yethu eya ekupheleleni.