Lapho isihlobo sakho esiseduze siziphatha ngendlela yokuthi ngezikhathi ezithile sifuna ukubuyisela emuva nge-sofa dummy, akunacala kungafanele likulume nge-sofa dummy. Ubunzima obuhle nje. Ini? Yebo, okunye kwesethi. Ngakho-ke, phumula bese uzama ukujabulela ukuqaphela kwezizathu ezijulile zalo lonke ihlazo.
Inhlekelele yeminyaka engu-0 (inkinga entsha)
Ukuzalwa kukhanya kungukuhlolwa okubucayi kakhulu. Lokho nje kufudumele futhi kuthule, bese kukucindezela emakhazeni ezweni elikhulu elibi ngezikhali zalo zenuzi, izimbobo ze-ozone, amaphoyisa omkhakha ezihlahleni nasekukhangiseni e-YouTube. Kunomuntu ofuna ukuqala kahle ukumemeza, ukunyakaza kwesiphithiphithi kunokuba avele, anciphise isisindo futhi alale ama-80% wesikhathi nje ukuze akhohlwe ngandlela thile.
Okuphumayo. Ngokusho kwesayensi, le nkinga yenzeka ngenyanga lapho ingane iqala ukumamatheka (kahle, lokho ahlala khona lapho eqondayo nakanjani nganoma iyiphi indlela). Kepha, ngokweqiniso, ngesinye isikhathi ufunda izindaba - ngifuna ukusho ukuthi "Uaa" futhi ulale ngamahora angamashumi amabili.
Usizi unyaka 1
Ngimane ngimamatheke futhi ngibhema, yena uqobo wagcina isipuni futhi wacishe wacima - futhi avele, abhale phansi: izidingo zephrofayili ephezulu ukukhipha irosette, isikhafu kanye namandla okushaya umthetho ngaphakathi kweplanethi. Uma kungasebenzi nesishayamthetho - siwela phansi futhi sishaye ukuze abalingisi abahle ababuhlungu baphenduke amabhokisi. Eqinisweni, lokho kuziphatha kuchazwa kalula: Umuntu nje wabona okokuqala ukuthi izinto ezipholile kakhulu kuleli zwe "ziphansi" kuye, kanti enye iyafana nesizathu esiningi kakhulu! ..
Okuphumayo. Lapho nje abazali befika ezingeni le-ninja, bafunda ukuphazamisa le nhliziyo encane yentombazane, okuqhubekayo "hatsuyuyu" kanye ne- "note" yeka. Kepha hhayi isikhathi eside, maye.
Inhlekelele iminyaka emi-3
Ngeke ngiye enkulisa! Kusuka enkundleni angizukushiya! Nansi le typewriter! Futhi lena! Cha, lowo owunikezayo, angifuni! Bhuka ukuze uphule! Umama ukuluma! Udadewethu omubi! Ugogo weBolyak! NguNkulunkulu, kwesokudla kwabanye ikhasimende, uju lwawo alwendla khona - akunikeze wonke amaphrojekthi akho.
Okuphumayo. Umama nobaba kancane kancane ethobekile ngomcabango wokuthi azange athole ama-bups amahle, kodwa waba yi-thug ethokozisayo, ababengeke bathole isithukuthezi. Bayazi ukuthi benza kanjani i-poker fais ezitolo ezinkulu futhi babuze ubuciko bobuqili "ukuze bavimbele" lokho ingane efuna ukukufeza. Yebo, futhi ingane yabonakala ithola ingqondo ...
Usizi iminyaka engu-7
Yini, uphumule? Unqume ukuthi ingelosi efunde ukubhala incwadi ethi "Yu" isivele isizokwesekwa? Kepha wena ne-Indian National Izba ibize ngegama elithi "Figvam" namehlo amabili athukuthele akubhekile kusuka ku-Figvama. Lawa ma-EYES asendaweni efanayo, awaqhenyi. Buza - Angizwa. Bamba - ukucwilisa. Futhi kufanele uhambe ngebhizinisi lakho - ukhuphukela ngezinkulungwane zemibuzo yobuwula.
Okuphumayo. Ngemuva kwesikhashana, ihlathi liyazi ukuthi isikole sinobubi obungenakugwenywa ukuthi phakathi kwemisebenzi ekhangayo iyathakazelisa, nokuthi ibhola lingashayela lingajabulisa ukwedlula ukudonsa umama nobaba. Uma eyokugcina izofaneleka imibuthano nezingxenye, amandla we-pokemon elilimazayo angangena esiqondisweni esinokuthula.
Ezinhlekeleleni eziyi-11 (12, 13, 14, 15)
Lapho kungukuqubuka ngokuphelele ukumboza izintelezi zokuvuthwa - umzuzu ngamunye. Kepha iqiniso lokuthi yonke imiculi yangaphambilini izokufuna ngezimbali - kuqinisekisiwe. Ngomunye unyaka owodwa ubudala akunakufaneleka ukubhekelwa ugwayi, isikhathi seminyaka emithathu ngeke senze ukubhoboza ngolimi kanye ne-tattoo kuwo wonke umhlane, indawo yokuqala ngeke ishiye umnyango ebusuku. Futhi uma ingane izizwa inesizungu, nakanjani ayicabangi ngokudubula i-Cyano Potassium. Ngokungafani nomuntu osemusha.
Okuphumayo. Okokuqala, khumbula ukuthi kusuka ku-Cyano potassium awukwazi ukudubula. Okwesibili, uma kwenzeka, fihla i-potassium cyanos kude.
Inhlekelele Eminyakeni engu-17
Okufanele abe ngubani? Kuda fuck? KumaCascaders, yini inhliziyo ebiza inhliziyo? Kubahumushi, abazali baluleke kanjani? EMadagascar (kodwa ukuphi isikhwama semali?)? Bli nakancane ukuthola amaphuzu? Ungayaphi lapho kuphuthumisa ngothando, futhi ngaphambi kwezindlu zakhe, njengasezinyaweni eziya eMadagascar?
Okuphumayo. Uma umuntu engakutholanga ngokuqinile ubuchopho ngezibonelo ze- "Lenochka, amadodakazi kaMariana" kanye nezipelingi "njengalokhu, uma kungenjalo uzokufa ngaphansi kocingo," konke kuzophuma nezifundo zabo, kanye nomsebenzi wesikhashana. Futhi uma kungavinjelwe ngaphansi kwawowadi nge-handcuffs, khona-ke ngokulandelana kokuphelela futhi nokufunda izitsha.
Inhlekelele iminyaka engama-30
Nginemfundo, umsebenzi, umndeni, ucansi, ingane, ukuzilibazisa, isokhethi, isikhafu, iTa Tajka neMadagascar. Futhi injabulo ayikwenzi, noma. Futhi ukuphumula ngentando akudli. Ikuphi i-cyanide yami, iphi imnandi yami?
Okuphumayo. Ungayeka, ubuyisa abalimi futhi uthole ukuthula. Ungangena eTibet futhi uthole i-nirvana. Ungaqala ama-chihuahua amathathu futhi uthole ukuntuleka kwesikhathi semicabango emibi. Futhi ungakhumbula ukuthi usuvele umfana omkhulu (intombazane) - futhi empeleni awunandaba nomngcele othile wokuthola okuthile ongakudingi. Kuliqiniso, nansi umbuzo othi "Ungakudlulisa Kanjani Konke Lokhu Kuhlelwa Kwaseduze, Inkinga Yempi Yama-Thirtie" Isekhona Kuvulekile.
Ezinhlekelele ezineminyaka engama-40
Bheka ngenhla, kubi kakhulu. Imibimbi kanye, amafolda, ama-propellar kanye nento yenhliziyo. Futhi, izingane ziyindida, futhi abazali baphenduka izingane ezingathandeki. I-Plus idonsela ukugxuma ngeparachute bese ugcine, ekugcineni, umhlaba. Futhi ungadonsa malini, nansi ubuhlanya nomngcwabo.
Okuphumayo. I-Healing Mantra "Anginalutho lokunamahloni, ngiyakwazi ukukhokhela" ukuhlanganiswa nesikhumbuzo somlingo "ukuthola okushiwo ukuthi, awukwazi ukukhipha umndeni" - futhi impilo iyaqala ukuthola izici ezengeziwe kanye nemithunzi. Njengasesimweni esedlule, ukusiza uMalume noma i-tete, ekhomba kuye indlela efanele, cishe akunangqondo. Ukugcina nje ukubekezela nokulinda lapho ephuthelwa zonke izigaxa ezingenzeka futhi ekugcineni akhumbule ukuthi impilo iqala nje.
Ezinhlungwini iminyaka engama-60
Impesheni. Konke kulahlekile. Futhi yini eyayingenaso isikhathi sazo zonke izingqinamba ezedlule, futhi. Akekho okudingayo. Ufuna konke ukufa kwami. Besine, echibini elingamanyala, kusofa ngokudabukisayo. Ngikhuluma ngePara bheka, futhi angifaneleki.
Okuphumayo. Kufakazelwe: Umphathi wempesheni osezonakekela, kathathu umjaho wempesheni, wonke umuntu anaka ngakho. Akadingi i-Psychoanalyst. Uchwepheshe angadingeka ngaphandle kokuthi izinto zokunakekelwa kwempesheni ehlakaniphile. Kepha lezi yizinkinga zabo!
