Ngabe uyabaqonda abantu? Kuthengiswe phansi ukubuyekezwa okunzima ezincwadini futhi kudlule isivivinyo!

Abantu bayizidalwa eziyinqaba. Ungabaqonda kanjani? Funda izibuyekezo zencwadi ezibhalwe abafundi abalula ku- "Ishonenet" kanye ne- "Livlyba" - futhi bachaze ukuthi yiziphi izincwadi ezenzelwe. Yilapho isilinganiso sokuqonda kwakho singembulwa khona!
Bhuka 1 kwezinye izikhathi 10, ama-witches, ukukopela. Dipset, Dawn, Scuffle. Kuyo yonke le ncwadi kuzoba nezimo ezithile ze-rafken, okuyiziqalo zawo amalungu eqembu elimnyama lemilingo, abasemidlalweni abasiki abahlukahlukene, isitayela esihlukile. Ngikhangwa kakhulu amaqhawe anamakhono angajwayelekile. Futhi lapha ... futhi nakhu kumane nje ngobuningi! Futhi ukuthi okumangalisayo kakhulu, ezinhlotsheni zale milingo akunangozi ngokuphelele (futhi mhlawumbe ngisho nentokazi!), Kodwa zembulwa enkazimulweni yazo, zaze zambulwa ngokuzumayo, zishaya amakhono azo.
Book 2 Out of 10. Ukuphela kwento engangingathandanga imizamo yokuletha isimilo ngaphansi kwezenzo zeqhawe. Njengo, yena, uma enza okubi, kuphela ngenxa yokuhle. Cha, amawele. Ububi bubi hlobo luni lwama-rag ongelona umgibeli. Uma ufuna umndeni wakho uphile kahle - sebenza. Futhi ufuna ukuba ngcono kunakho konke futhi hhayi indlela enzima kunazo zonke, kepha ngamandla oMlingiswa - khona-ke uyafa, u-bitch, ngaphansi kwezinhlamvu noGni, bitch, ejele. Ungathanda!
Incwadi 3 koku-10. Yini umbhali abhekana nayo emisebenzini yakhe? Ukwakheka kwezimo ezingezinhle zokuthuthukiswa komphakathi, ukuthuthukisa amandla engqondo abafundi. Encwadini, icebo elibethelwe mayelana nomzabalazo wamabutho amathathu ngelungelo lokuphatha kahle abantu balandelwa. Ngokuvamile, icebo lingelona iqiniso, abantu bayafa.
Incwadi 4 Out of 10. Ayizange ibonge. Umcabango wakudala futhi ovikelekile owawungumlobi, ngesihloko somphakathi wangemva kokungemva kokungemuva, unehlazo lakhe, waphumela kule ncwadi engaqondakali ngezithombe ezifiphele nezinye izihlakala. Umlingiswa ophambili uhlala ukhala, njalo okuthile okuhlafunayo, amahlathi, wabonakala kimi ngohlobo oluthile lwesiwula. Isiwula, ubani ancibilika futhi aqale enza izinto zibe njengendawo emnandi, bese zibonisa.
Incwadi ingu-5 kwezi-10 ku-10. Iqhawe ngokusobala alisilo iqhawe lenoveli yami. Ukubonisa okuqinile, umlutha wezidakamizwa, amajakethi anezigelekeqe, izimpukane ezinentsha futhi akukho ucansi. Khe-Khe, mhlawumbe le yinkinga?
Book 6 kwa-10 10. Futhi empeleni yini abantu lapho bengenakwenza lutho? Ukusuka ku-boredom ungafisa, kusuka ekuhambeni okungenalutho ukudubula isikhathi esifushane. Ekuziphatheni kwencwadi yamaHeroes, ukukhathazeka okuningi. Futhi kulungile ngabe ukucwila esihlokweni sendlu yangasese, okusabalulekile: Ngempela umphefumulo wamaqhawe ukhathazeke kakhulu ngokukhazimula kwamaKhomanisi noma isifiso sentsha sikhetha abashadikazi ngokuzimela ngaphandle kokubamba iqhaza kwabantu abadala? Futhi mhlawumbe cishe wonke umlingiswa emqondweni wawo. Umlobi uzohlala elungile, ngenxa yesizathu sokuthi ngaso sonke isikhathi akulungile, akhiqize umlando othokozisayo we-tautology.
Incwadi 7 Kwincwadi Engu-10 E-10. Ukufunda lokhu kwesabekayo, ngangiqonda ngethukile, yeka ukuthi le ncwadi ibeka kanjani ingozi yokucabanga nengqondo yombulali, i-psychology kanye nezidakwa ... Kuvela ukuthi izilo zithatha ngisho nakuma-classics! Futhi emva kwakho konke, sivame ukuphatha maqondana nalokho esikufunde ukuphatha ngenhlonipho. Qaphela.
Incwadi 8 Out of 10. AI kuhle! Ay Yebo Sumkin indodana, lo mbhali! Ake ngazi umbulali iminyaka eminingana vele, kodwa angikholwanga ku-zhist. Futhi ngazama ngentshiseko ukuqagela i-Clever. Waqala ukusola omunye wabalingiswa. Futhi ngakho-ke ngizoqiniseka ngokugcwele ukuthi nguyena, i-SCEK, uma kungenjalo, uma kungenjalo okuthunyelwe okungazelelwe. Yebo, ngemuva kwakho konke, kashibenskiy! Yebo. lapha. Kungani usho okuthile? Well, ngamafuphi, ngokwakho wakuqonda konke, yebo? Incwadi ekugcineni ihluphe, iziqeshana!
Incwadi 9 ukuphuma ku-10. Ukuhamba okuqhubekayo kokwazi, njengezinyoka ezinegazi ezivela ekhaleni eliphukile neliphukile. Yonke into igcwele izikhukhula, izmazano ngenzondo, izakhiwo kanye nemali engenayo encane. Vula amehlo akho, futhi kukhona uhlaka olunezitho zangasese ezisondelene nefilimu lomndeni, noma isobho ngomchamo. Kwabonakala sengathi kuphambuka ngakolunye uhlangothi, khohlwa, phazamisa kukho konke lokhu kudla okuvela kumazinyo angqongqoze, kukhishwe i-Ugra, kukhethwe ngaphakathi ... kodwa cha! Umbhali, njengenja, ngokuqhubekayo, uphinde ubuyele kule malloon futhi usindle ngalolo veli olubi kusuka kwisipuni.
Bhuka 10 ukuphuma ku-10! Mayelana nezinhlobo ezahlukene zabantu, mayelana nabesifazane, mayelana nokufa, mayelana nokufa, mayelana nenjabulo, mayelana nenjabulo, mayelana nokulinganiselwa, mayelana nenkumbulo, mayelana nobuqotho, mayelana nokubukelwa phansi kwe-FUSS ...

Imisakazo yesineke kunazo zonke

Abantu bayizidalwa eziyinqaba. Ungabaqonda kanjani? Funda izibuyekezo zencwadi ezibhalwe abafundi abalula ku- "Ishonenet" kanye ne- "Livlyba" - futhi bachaze ukuthi yiziphi izincwadi ezenzelwe. Yilapho isilinganiso sokuqonda kwakho singembulwa khona!

Bhuka 1 kwezinye izikhathi 10, ama-witches, ukukopela. Dipset, Dawn, Scuffle. Kuyo yonke le ncwadi kuzoba nezimo ezithile ze-rafken, okuyiziqalo zawo amalungu eqembu elimnyama lemilingo, abasemidlalweni abasiki abahlukahlukene, isitayela esihlukile. Ngikhangwa kakhulu amaqhawe anamakhono angajwayelekile. Futhi lapha ... futhi nakhu kumane nje ngobuningi! Futhi ukuthi okumangalisayo kakhulu, ezinhlotsheni zale milingo akunangozi ngokuphelele (futhi mhlawumbe ngisho nentokazi!), Kodwa zembulwa enkazimulweni yazo, zaze zambulwa ngokuzumayo, zishaya amakhono azo.

Ingcobethi

Master noMargarita

u-Harry Potter

IziKronike zeNarnia

UMsombuluko uqala ngoMgqibelo

Ukubuka ebusuku

I-Wizard ye-Oz

Ama-Greeblins agcina

Book 2 Out of 10. Ukuphela kwento engangingathandanga imizamo yokuletha isimilo ngaphansi kwezenzo zeqhawe. Njengo, yena, uma enza okubi, kuphela ngenxa yokuhle. Cha, amawele. Ububi bubi hlobo luni lwama-rag ongelona umgibeli. Uma ufuna umndeni wakho uphile kahle - sebenza. Futhi ufuna ukuba ngcono kunakho konke futhi hhayi indlela enzima kunazo zonke, kepha ngamandla oMlingiswa - khona-ke uyafa, u-bitch, ngaphansi kwezinhlamvu noGni, bitch, ejele. Ungathanda!

Robin the Hood

Dubrovsky

I-Zorro Sign

I-Odyssey Captain Blady

Wolf olwandle

u-James Bond

Indaba ye-Odessa

Ummeli wesilisa

Incwadi 3 koku-10. Yini umbhali abhekana nayo emisebenzini yakhe? Ukwakheka kwezimo ezingezinhle zokuthuthukiswa komphakathi, ukuthuthukisa amandla engqondo abafundi. Encwadini, icebo elibethelwe mayelana nomzabalazo wamabutho amathathu ngelungelo lokuphatha kahle abantu balandelwa. Ngokuvamile, icebo lingelona iqiniso, abantu bayafa.

Udokotela zhivago

Kolobok

Cathedral of the Parisian Musian of God

Inhlokodolobha

Isihlabelelo sencazelo u-Oleg

Lisa

Ama-Musketefers amathathu

Yini abangane babantu futhi balwa kanjani nama-Democrats ezenhlalo?

Incwadi 4 Out of 10. Ayizange ibonge. Umcabango wakudala futhi ovikelekile owawungumlobi, ngesihloko somphakathi wangemva kokungemva kokungemuva, unehlazo lakhe, waphumela kule ncwadi engaqondakali ngezithombe ezifiphele nezinye izihlakala. Umlingiswa ophambili uhlala ukhala, njalo okuthile okuhlafunayo, amahlathi, wabonakala kimi ngohlobo oluthile lwesiwula. Isiwula, ubani ancibilika futhi aqale enza izinto zibe njengendawo emnandi, bese zibonisa.

thina

1984.

Mayelana nezwe elisha elimangalisayo

451 Fahrenheit

Umshini wesikhathi

Dunno enyangeni

KYYS.

Umhlaba omile

Incwadi ingu-5 kwezi-10 ku-10. Iqhawe ngokusobala alisilo iqhawe lenoveli yami. Ukubonisa okuqinile, umlutha wezidakamizwa, amajakethi anezigelekeqe, izimpukane ezinentsha futhi akukho ucansi. Khe-Khe, mhlawumbe le yinkinga?

Bala i-monte cristo

Sherlock holmes

Ukwesaba nokwenyanya eLas Vegas

Indoda enesandla segolide

Indicila

Umlutha wedayari

Kwenziwe izimfundiso zikaJuan: Indlela yolwazi lwe-Yaki yaseNdiya

Shantaram.

Book 6 kwa-10 10. Futhi empeleni yini abantu lapho bengenakwenza lutho? Ukusuka ku-boredom ungafisa, kusuka ekuhambeni okungenalutho ukudubula isikhathi esifushane. Ekuziphatheni kwencwadi yamaHeroes, ukukhathazeka okuningi. Futhi kulungile ngabe ukucwila esihlokweni sendlu yangasese, okusabalulekile: Ngempela umphefumulo wamaqhawe ukhathazeke kakhulu ngokukhazimula kwamaKhomanisi noma isifiso sentsha sikhetha abashadikazi ngokuzimela ngaphandle kokubamba iqhaza kwabantu abadala? Futhi mhlawumbe cishe wonke umlingiswa emqondweni wawo. Umlobi uzohlala elungile, ngenxa yesizathu sokuthi ngaso sonke isikhathi akulungile, akhiqize umlando othokozisayo we-tautology.

Ukuhlupheka kwe-verterter encane

AmaSuic Suicians

Ubholoov

URomeo noJuliet

I-Club ukuzibulala

Isicanucanu

UVeronica unquma ukufa

U-Anna Karenina

Incwadi 7 Kwincwadi Engu-10 E-10. Ukufunda lokhu kwesabekayo, ngangiqonda ngethukile, yeka ukuthi le ncwadi ibeka kanjani ingozi yokucabanga nengqondo yombulali, i-psychology kanye nezidakwa ... Kuvela ukuthi izilo zithatha ngisho nakuma-classics! Futhi emva kwakho konke, sivame ukuphatha maqondana nalokho esikufunde ukuphatha ngenhlonipho. Qaphela.

Ikati elimnyama

Isibhodi

Ekugcineni

Ukubulawa Okupholile

I-Macbet

Ummelesi

Ubugebengu nokujeziswa

Ethukwayo

Incwadi 8 Out of 10. AI kuhle! Ay Yebo Sumkin indodana, lo mbhali! Ake ngazi umbulali iminyaka eminingana vele, kodwa angikholwanga ku-zhist. Futhi ngazama ngentshiseko ukuqagela i-Clever. Waqala ukusola omunye wabalingiswa. Futhi ngakho-ke ngizoqiniseka ngokugcwele ukuthi nguyena, i-SCEK, uma kungenjalo, uma kungenjalo okuthunyelwe okungazelelwe. Yebo, ngemuva kwakho konke, kashibenskiy! Yebo. lapha. Kungani usho okuthile? Well, ngamafuphi, ngokwakho wakuqonda konke, yebo? Incwadi ekugcineni ihluphe, iziqeshana!

Emindenini engcono kakhulu

Ukubulala Roger Ecroyda

Inja yaseBaskerville

Ukuhamba komdlalo

Ukufa umnyango 31

Ishumi negritat

Stret ezulwini

Ukubulala emgwaqweni kaMorgue

Incwadi 9 ukuphuma ku-10. Ukuhamba okuqhubekayo kokwazi, njengezinyoka ezinegazi ezivela ekhaleni eliphukile neliphukile. Yonke into igcwele izikhukhula, izmazano ngenzondo, izakhiwo kanye nemali engenayo encane. Vula amehlo akho, futhi kukhona uhlaka olunezitho zangasese ezisondelene nefilimu lomndeni, noma isobho ngomchamo. Kwabonakala sengathi kuphambuka ngakolunye uhlangothi, khohlwa, phazamisa kukho konke lokhu kudla okuvela kumazinyo angqongqoze, kukhishwe i-Ugra, kukhethwe ngaphakathi ... kodwa cha! Umbhali, njengenja, ngokuqhubekayo, uphinde ubuyele kule malloon futhi usindle ngalolo veli olubi kusuka kwisipuni.

Ingelosi yengelosi kaNkulunkulu

Ngizofika ngamathumbu emathuneni akho

I-Clockwork Orange

Izinsuku eziyi-120 zeSodoma, noma i-School Desauncery

Ukulwa neklabhu

Intombazane ene-dragon tattoo

Amakhosi Ahlanganisiwe

Peta pemetery

Iqhwa

Bhuka 10 ukuphuma ku-10! Mayelana nezinhlobo ezahlukene zabantu, mayelana nabesifazane, mayelana nokufa, mayelana nokufa, mayelana nenjabulo, mayelana nenjabulo, mayelana nokulinganiselwa, mayelana nenkumbulo, mayelana nobuqotho, mayelana nokubukelwa phansi kwe-FUSS ...

I-Great Soviet Encyclopedia

Khazar Dictionary

Incwadi ephathelene nakho konke nokuningi ngomngane ohlukile, ehlanganiswa ososayensi kanye nokuhlangana kwezifundo kuzo zonke izifundo kuwukuphela komeluleki wayo onomusa Malsavidilo, okubhaliwe, ukuze kwanelise ilukuluku le-Boltuns, anikeze ukudla okudala

Isikhulu esincane

IBhayibheli

Ukufika kwe-zvyagina enkulu

Umzingeli e-rye

I-Eugene Endoginal

Umbuzo olandelayo uphelele ukuqala kabusha