Sithole umbhalo (noMlobi) e-Old-Good LJ futhi wanquma - lokhu ngathi! Okungenani mayelana nabaningi bethu, ikakhulukazi ezigabeni zokuqala zokwakhiwa kwezithuthi zezimoto. Ngakho-ke, ngokushesha sabelana nawe. Imizwa ejwayelekile, yebo?
Sizobe sithembekile, angikaze ngibe nokushayela imoto futhi angihleli esikhathini esizayo esiseduze. Ngiye kokushayela izifundo ngokuya ngomgomo: "Ngingedwa ngaphandle kwesokudla, kepha ngokuzumayo i-apocalypse ye-zombie."
Lapha ucabanga, isixuku se-zombie! Kudingeka kudingeke! Uvalo! Imizwelo! Ngibulala umshayeli we-zombie emotweni ethile (kuhlale kungumshayeli we-zombie endaweni yokulahla imoto), nginezinkinobho ephaketheni lakhe futhi ... konke! Ziphi izinkinobho ukuchofoza ?! Izisekelo, ukudlulisa, ukuvula kuphi? Ungaqala Kanjani ?! Kumafilimu ngalesi sikhathi akhombisa ukusika okuyisiphukuphuku ngokushesha kusuka ku-Chase. Imininingwane mayelana nezinto ezibaluleke ngempela ihlinzekwa yomile kakhulu futhi i-curly.
Ngokuvamile, izifundo kuphela. Angizange ngithokozise umqeqezi ngezinjongo zakho ezinesibindi ngokusetshenziswa kwe-apocalypse ye-zombie. Vele wabona ukuhlaselwa kwe-inhlukuman ukwethuka, kucishe kwashayela kuTram, kudlule imodi yejubane kanye nezikhathi ezingama-34 (amahlandla ayi-12 emaphethelweni) athule esifundweni sokuqala, mhlawumbe ashaye irekhodi elithile langaphakathi.
Ngiqonde kwesokudla, ngingumuntu ohamba ngezinyawo kusukela azalwa. Ngisekuqaleni. Futhi ijubane langajwayelekile lingenza umuzwa omubi wokulahleka kokulawula, futhi ucubungule ngokuqina kwalezi zinqwaba zensimbi, futhi unomuzwa wokungapheli imiphumela.
Ngemuva kwamakilasi ambalwa, mina, ukusinda ngokuvimbela bonke abahlanganyeli emgwaqweni, setha isitayela sokushayela esiyingqayizivele "Uxolo ngiyahamba, ngiyaxolisa ukuthi ngiyaphila." Ngangesaba wonke umuntu, ngakho-ke ngagijimela eceleni komgwaqo ku-dick kimi 30 km / h. Futhi ngangesaba. Futhi njalo. Umfundisi wangibuka ngokulila. Ungumuntu omuhle - ezolile. Angizange ngimemeze, angizange ngithuthumele, angizange ngibambe isibhamu ukuze ngisindise ubuntu kimi. UDoned-Buddha empeleni. Ngiyayithanda.
Okokuqala nje ngiye ngathola ukusebenza ngokushayela umuzwa womuntu ongekho nhlobo esihlokweni, kodwa ngenxa yesizathu esithile asikhokhele futhi uya kwiseshini ye-BDSM. Izikhathi zobuhlungu kanye nokuthotshiswa okulahlile cishe kuyo yonke iholo. Hhayi, hhayi idiot, eh ?!
Kepha lokho okuthengiwe - kufanele kugwinywe. Futhi ngafunda ngenkuthalo. Futhi kungazelelwe, ngandlela thile ngaze ngazenzisa ngashayela. Futhi waqala ukujabulela ukushayela! Imoto yaphela ukushaywa unhlangothi, futhi okuphambene nalokho kwaqala ukulalela. Futhi ngicishe ngamisa wonke umuntu ukuthi aphazamise ngomgwaqo. Lokho kusacishe kube "cishe", kepha angikufanele ngokuphelele! Le yi-kaifovo! Futhi vele udlule umbono wesikole.
Le ndaba kufanele ibe nesizinda esimangazayo, kepha namanje angiqondi ukuthi kungani ngidinga ulwazi lokuthi ngubani okufanele anikeze ama-Crossroads afanayo e-zombie apocalypse. :(
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