Wonke umuntu ukhathazekile ngokuthi ungasinda kanjani ekwindla, kube sengathi akusona isikhathi sonyaka, kepha inhlekelele yezobuchwepheshe, ngemuva kokuphela kwamaqhude, ama-Zombies kanye neMac Mac esinda asinde. Misa ukumba i-bunker! Ukhiphe futhi ujabule, ngoba:
Ekugcineni, ungayeka ukucabanga ngalokho okuzosuswa, bese uqala ukugqoka njengoba umphefumulo ubuza. Kunzima kakhulu ukuba nesitayela lapho i-sweaty mike-alkashka ilele emzimbeni, kanye nezimpawu ezincane ze-microscopic zibonakale ijazi loboya. Ukuthi leli cala likwindla! I-Scarfiki, ama-sweatshi, ama-snada namabhomu, hamba lapha, okuhle kwami, sizohamba sizungeze ngemuva kokwehlukana!
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Usongo ekuthengweni komoya komoya okwesikhashana. Manje usungathemba unyaka wonke ongasoze wakudinga.
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Esihogweni ngezimbango kanye nama-desilars alahliwe. Abakhiqizi bangalala phansi ukuthi bafuna malini, kepha lezi zimoto ze-Hellish zenzelwe ubunqunu baseSpain. I-wax ne-sugar pasta. Noma kunjalo ungaqhubeka nalabo lonke ihlobo elenzele amehlo azungeze imilenze yakho engavulelwanga kanye nokungameseli, kube sengathi akuyona eyoboya evamile ekhule kuwe, futhi i-swan ihamba nezimpaphe zepikoko.
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Lapho ngilala noma yimuphi udoti wengadi. Bheka ukuthi yini engakhiwa kusuka kuthanga ngama-patissons.
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Nomaphi lapho uhlala khona, kusuka ku-Borneo kuya kuNorilsk, kusuka eBoston kuya eKamchatka, - Njengamanje unelungelo eliphelele lokufaka amasokisi angaphakathi, i-cocoa nge-rum, i-tomik brodsky / iqhutshwa / bob dilan, amashevi, Ama-plaids nezinto ezinonya. Ekuqaleni kwekwindla, i-splin iyi-organic nezaba. Kuzo zonke ezinye izinkathi zonyaka, ubukeka enjengokubi nesimangalo (uma ungeyena uPieter, kunjalo, kungenzeka ukuthi kungenzeka).
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Kungenzeka ukuqhakaza, ukwazisa ukuthi kuyini) iwayini elibunjiwe, okungukuthi, leli cala linhle, b) ngeSugrev, c) NgiseMelanCHolia nasePytherst.
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Wonke umuntu wabuya emakamelweni, lapho abhalwa khona ehlobo, futhi akusafanele uchithe ngempelasonto kubuqili obuthile, efuna omiyani bomiyane kakhulu. I-Goodbye, Kebabs kanye nezinhlobo ezingadini, sawubona, impilo yezwe!
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Ama-opharetha wokuvakasha afika engqondweni futhi akhuluma ngezifiso. ISpain ngoSepthemba iyehluka okuncane kusuka eSpain ngo-Agasti, kushibhile nje. Nango-Okthoba, ikakhulukazi. Isikhathi eside awuzange uthathe ama-tapas ezandleni. Isikhathi sokulungisa isimo.
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Ihlobo selidlulile, ungaphumula ama-buttocks futhi ungagezi ngoba uchitha ngandlela thile.