Thanda ububi, nezimbuzi ezingasinaki, ungahlali ngaphandle kokunakwa kwethu. Kodwa-ke, umuzwa omuhle kanesihluku futhi ongenamusa wokuba ngumlingiswa ongafanele (lapha - nge-brevity "nesk.lubof") kukhona inqwaba yemiphumela emibi. Ngakho-ke kungakufanelekelani ngezikhathi ezithile othandweni okungenani ukuvikela!
munye. Okubaluleke kakhulu: Unciphisa isisindo. Cha, cha, awudingi lokhu: "Ngikhathazekile, ngigibela esiqandisini, ngiqabule ngezinkukhu nginezinyembezi ..." NESK. ILaboof. Khohlwa ukudlala, ukubheka isithombe esihlakaniphile ngezimpendulo ezingamukeleki, ufaka imibala phezu kwepuleti, kuze kube yilapho wonke umuntu ezibuza amakati esedlule, kuphela izinyembezi ezigwinya esidlweni sakusihlwa, kepha ukuze aphonswe kuphela - iqiniso lokuthi lithumele enye i-SMS-ku.
2. Sublimation - konke okukhona! Ubhala i-dissertation nenoveli. Uvula indawo yokukhosela yamakati kanye nomthetho omusha wezimbali weRhododendrons. Uya e-Yoga, bese kubhalwe "ikati elibi". Wena eDecapania futhi uqinisiwe. Ungahlangana ngisho nasezinhlosweni zokuphakama kwemoto kagesi. Lapho unomuzwa ohambisanayo esiteji "ngakho-ke kwakukhona isizungu ezimbili," usesofini futhi kwesinye isikhathi egumbini lokugezela.
3. Kepha cha, hhayi konke. Usenza izinwele zezinwele ngaphansi kwe-O'Connor eshisiwe kanye ne-tattoo nge-triceratops, i-futuristic ukulungisa "indlu yangasese yasendlini yokugezela" ne-selfie ngengwe eHimalayas. Lokhu uma nje ukhethe into esezingeni eliphakeme enjengalo i-SMS-KI ethe xaxa noma kunalokho enggqeni evela eHimalayas.
ezine. Ah, yebo, ngicishe ngikhohliwe. Ngabe usasebenza. Njenge-WorkAholic eyengeziwe. Yebo, kunjalo, akulula ukwenza lo mbiko - lapho, esikhundleni semivimbo ka-Exele, ngasizathu simbe, kunesinye isizathu, kukhona uhlobo oluthile lwamashiya asobaza. Kepha usukulungele ukubhalisa ngokwakho njengehhashi le-jockey ukuxosha leli demoni. Usukulungele ukuhlala ehhovisi kuze kube phakathi kwamabili, efulethini elingenalutho hhayi ukuthi liphonse enyangeni kanye namafoni ahlakaniphile.
ezinhlanu. Kepha wena, ngendlela, awunakwenza lutho. Unelungelo lokuziphatha eliphelele. Ngoba impilo isiphelile futhi konke akunanjongo ngokuphelele. Ungahlala kusofa nodonga. Yebo, nangenkukhu, yingakho. "Ngenze lokho okufunayo, yize izwe elibunjiwe - Impilo yami ayimnandi!" Ibhola kakhulu liqonda konke kahle, hhayi ngenye indlela, nesch. ULabofie ufundile.
6. Usondelana nabangane. Amakhiwane azokhuluma nawe uma une-scoundrel ngale venibation eluhlaza. Futhi ngakho une njalo ngoLwesihlanu ephathini eligadulayo bachelorette (kulezo angakawamukeli eziboshiwe noma kakade ayinandaba), kanye ngoLwezibili noma ezindaweni, umusi kokuvamile iqembu apel-kwengqondo izikhathi.
7. Ubhala enkundleni yokuxhumana nabantu. Okuthunyelwe kwakho akuqondakali njengezifungo ze-sphinx futhi zinothando njengomhlambi wama-carrac. Futhi kuphela lapho uzosebenza khona kuphela - futhi, futhi, i-sushi engathandeki futhi evumayo.
eziyisishiyagalombili. Uyaphupha. Njengoba uke wahlangabezana nesigqebhezana esijabulisayo noma amaphoyinti amahlanu, ukubheka abantu basePheresiya noma abahleli phansi emhlanganweni phakathi kwama-lidia ivanovna, awucabangi ngalokho ongafisa ngakho. Ufisa ngokushesha nangokoneni. Unokuthile okulwela. Okwamanje, kukhona isifiso kumuntu, inempilo!
eziyisishiyagalolunye. Uzoba namaphupho akhanyayo futhi ajabulisayo. I-psychoanalyst evamile yokwehlela bekufanele ibe khona, eqinisweni, ukuthola izinto ezibalulekile ezibalulekile nazo zokukhokha. Ngokwesaba abanye, ubuyovuka ngokumamatheka okumnandi ezindebeni egumbini lokulala lomndeni ohlfulawa ngama-bunk bunks?
10. Uthuthukisa umbono onamandla. I-Peredolia ibizwa ngokwesayensi. Kuphela lokhu, kuchazwe ngandlela thile. Kuzo zonke izinto ezizungezile ubona isithombe esikhanyayo. Ngisho emthunzini we-oki ethile. Ukungasho kubantu, ukuba nenkimbinkimbi efanayo nendlela efanayo yokugqoka.
ishumi nanye. Futhi ukuzwela kuthuthukisa u-inunan. Nonke nizizwa nje ngumculo futhi niqonde ama-movie. Ungakhala ngokuzithandela ngisho nangaphezu kothando olunenhlanhla nengoma yakhe yama-epic mayelana negwala.
12. Ngendlela ezohlupheka. Lokhu futhi kunezithupha kakhulu nawe. Futhi lokhu kunjalo, ngendlela, inqubo emnandi kakhulu! Awukholwa - cela labo abangasebenzi isikhathi eside. Futhi - Iwusizo. Kwama-Psychologists kulokhu kubuza.
13. Ufunda ukwazisa impilo, ekubonakalisweni okuncane kakhulu nokuthuthukayo. Wonke udoti otholwe kuye noma ohlotshaniswa nawo uba yingozi kakhulu futhi eyigugu ngobudlova. Lesi sikhwama setiye sahlala nawe kusuka kulolo suku olujabulisayo lapho uhleli eduze kwesivunguvungu sokugcina ekhanda. Lapha le acorn uthathe umgwaqo, ahlala kuwo amamitha angamakhulu amabili futhi adonswa esitimeleni.
ishumi nane. Unokubukeka kwe-langud kanye nobuqhawe. Uqala ukwenza izincomo (kuphela, ezinemivimbo emide). Futhi lonke ibhizinisi liwubuhlakani bezinkomba ezilahlekile, isandla esingelona esilukhuni senkungu ye-namuelo ebazungezile - nolokuqala kwalolu hlu.
ishumi nanhlanu. Yebo, ngokuvamile. Uma sathandana kuphela ngaphandle kokungashadile nokungenamntwana. Kulabo abaphendula ukuphindisela nokwanela. Kulabo abasifisela ingqondo, isimo nokuthandwa kwamaqhawe e-serial. Kulabo ababa ngumenzi omuhle kababa. Futhi hhayi ezakhamizi ezinhle, zasendle naziziqhenyayo zeziqongo zezintaba zicebile emhlabeni wangaphakathi nakuPantokarin. Kuzokwenzekani emhlabeni, siyakubuza ?! I-Skobet ne-Tlen. Kungaba yisiwula nje, ngokweqiniso. Futhi bengingakhumbuli okwakusezimpesheni - ngokuphela kwenhliziyo nenjabulo ethezeka kakhulu ngamazwi angokomzwelo awusekho impilo manje!