Ususe efulethini endaweni entsha futhi ngokoqobo ngempelasonto yokuqala uthole ukuthi i-Woodpecker yakho yahamba kanye nawe futhi, empeleni, ayikhohlwanga i-Punecher yakhe ayithandayo nge-drill. Kepha lokhu akuyona ukuphela kokuthola! Kubukeka sengathi bonke abanye abantu omakhelwane bakhukhula yonke indawo yokungena!
Amaphesenti amaStamja
Ugogo wengane nonzima kakhulu ohlala ngaphansi kwakho. Uyabakhumbula hhayi kuphela uStalin noKhrushchev, kodwa babona, kubonakala sengathi, iminyaka yezingane zikaJohn Grozny. NgaKhe umemezela ukubopha isigqi se-mop ophahleni, iwashi ngobusuku (izophula nini okuthile vele?) Futhi i-TV isebenza ngevolumu ephelele ugogo, kunjalo, izithulu. Ibonakala kaningi kanye ngesonto - cishe eziyisikhombisa.
Isizathu silula - uhamba kakhulu, gijima futhi ngokuvamile bukhoma. Mhlawumbe une-junk yabafuduki ?? Futhi, ngendlela, kungani kwenzeka amangadi adakiwe ?? Ngakho-ke, ihlala ikhala ngawe ngendawo yesifunda sendawo futhi ibangela amaphoyisa. Onogada be-oda mayelana nezici zobudlelwano bakho nomakhelwane bayazi. Ngisho nawe uyazwelana futhi kwesinye isikhathi ziza nekhekhe etiyeni. Itiye, hhayi abangabazi.
Hugh hefner.
Ihlala nawe endaweni efanayo. Akunandaba ikakhulukazi, ukubingelela, ukumamatheka, udoti ngaphansi komnyango akufanele. Ukuphela kokuphazamiseka kungokuziphatha ngokuziphatha. Okokuqala, abesifazane bahlala befika kuye. Futhi muhle. Ngaphezu kwalokho, okuhlukile. Ungasabela kanjani Ongazi - noma ngabe buthule ube nomhawu, noma ukuwulawula kakhulu futhi ungqongqoze uJehova odongeni.
Okwesibili, uzizwa umdala futhi uyisidina, futhi ama-moans kanye nokukhala okuvela njalo ngemuva kodonga, kusho umakhelwane wakho ukuba nomcabango ocansini, isimo singcono kakhulu kunokwakho. Futhi yena, inja, eneminyaka eyi-10! Kuyihlazo, yebo?
Umphathi Wendlu
Uhlala nawe esitebhisini esifanayo. Wenza amagrafu aphansi aphansi, izibonakaliso zizalelwa amafulethi anombhalo "emsebenzini" futhi ngokuvamile azibandakanya enhlanganweni oda ezitebhisini. Ngasikhathi sinye, izitezi azilimazi ngokwezimiso, zikushukumisela ngeqiniso lokuthi wayewukuphela komnikazi lapha, kodwa nawe ngokwaze wena, uyageza. Uza ukufunga lapho wena, ngombono wakhe, Shaya iminyango kakhulu. Futhi, yebo, izikhwama ezinodoti, ovelayo ngezikhathi ezithile ngaphansi kweminyango yakho, uyayibeka. Kusuka ekulimaleni.
Intongodo
Esiphephelweni sasemgwaqweni, isixwayiso sesivunguvungu kanye ne-tsunami, futhi lo makhelwane uhamba nenja. Njengenjwayelo ngaphandle kwe-leash futhi ngaphandle kwesihlakala. Yebo, uyazi ukuthi akaluma. Yebo, okungukuthi, ukhuluma ngaso sonke isikhathi. Kepha ngokoqobo izolo, lesi silo sase siqhamuka ne-Enemy Rottweiler. Futhi okwenzeka kwaba nenhlanhla kudokotela wezilwane. Ingabe amandla akhe omcabango? Inja ihlala ikhonkotha njalo, i-Hows eya enyangeni futhi ngokuvamile ihola impilo ye-asocial. Kepha udlula, ungesabi! Akaluma.
Samodelkin
Wenze kahle! Konke kuyenza ube ngokwakho. Futhi ukulungisa, nefenisha, futhi ngokujwayelekile kubo bonke izandla. Eyodwa "kodwa": Ukulungiswa Kuvele kuneminyaka eyi-15. Umsindo we-perforator yakhe azonda konke. Kepha awekho imikhandlu kulo. Akenzi lutho olubi. Isando nje. Namasaha. Futhi kuyangqongqoza. Igatsha labalihebali ngokwalo liyabonakala! Futhi konke lokhu ngempelasonto, isikhathi eside ... bengingaba nesifiso sokufunda, ngokweqiniso. Uma ucabanga, mhlawumbe othile usakhula umlobi kuleyo ndawo?
Obambisene naye ebhizinisini
Njalo lapho nalo muntu yindaba efanayo. Yena, ngasendleleni, uhlala kuwe. Uma elungisa futhi abeka i-laminate, esesindiswe futhi engazange abeke ungqimba oluzwakalayo lokufakelwa komsindo. Ngakho-ke, uzwa konke - ukuthi uthuli luwela kanjani phansi, njengoba echitha itiye nokuthi uyaphilisa ifoni yakhe, futhi abeka phansi. Izivakashi ziza njalo. Futhi uyakuzwa. Futhi basathanda ukucula ndawonye. Hhayi ngale ndlela.
Bayakuthanda ukumemeza kakhulu ngamaphimbo agula futhi bafaka uphawu kwisigingci (okucabanga ukuthi sekuvele string, munye kuphela). Yebo, bonke bazicabangela ngokwabo futhi bamangala kakhulu lapho ngaso sonke isikhathi ngemuva kokubikwa ngovalo ngomnyango bese becela ukuba mnandi. Yini futhi? Uma izivakashi zingafiki, umakhelwane uphendukela emculweni omkhulu futhi ahlabelele. Ngezingcingo zakho emnyango njalo umangale futhi ebuza: "neChotakov?"
UMadman
Imvamisa enjalo kuyo yonke indawo. Wonke umuntu uyazi ngokucacile lapho ekhulisa futhi aphile ngokuphila nayo buthule. Yebo, nangu umuntu. Futhi angakwazi ukumemeza ebusuku, agxume esitebhisini futhi asongele ngokungathandeki. Kepha nje udinga ukuhlupheka - uphendula enyangeni egcwele. Futhi ngokujwayelekile kufanele kuqondwe. Umuntu unesiphetho esinzima, yebo. Notshwala lapha abukho nhlobo, awudingi ukungcola!
Isantshisi
Uhlala ebingelela futhi athi, insizwa eyeqa idlulile futhi, ingena kuleli linye, icela ukuthi ini kuwe. Awuyithandi. Ukusola kunguhlobo oluthile oluthile. Ubingelelani? Futhi ngokujwayelekile emanzini asasele ...
Isifebe
O, kuhle, konke kucacile. Guys, nokho, akaholeli. Kepha umphathi wakutshela ukuzethemba ukuthi inja ibona futhi yatshela uConciegor, njengoba ngandlela thile ebusuku ngetekisi yafika yonke ifudumele neNaferain. Yebo, ngokweqiniso lezi! Futhi izikhwama zihlala ziletha ezinye. Kanye ne-manicure naye, ne-hairstyle, futhi kugqoke imfashini ngandlela thile ... yini? Ukusebenza kwe-PR? Le ndlela ibizwa ngayo manje!
Umhlengiko
Ihlala esitezi sesibili (akuvamile ngenhla) futhi ihlala ibangela ilifti. Futhi ngaso sonke isikhathi lapho ecasulayo ukulinda, futhi uhamba ngezinyawo. Futhi ilifti alazi ngakho. Futhi ngaso sonke isikhathi lapho embula ngokungemthetho izingalo zakhe. Kanye nawe. Ngoba ngokwemvelo ngaphakathi. Ngoba ngaso sonke isikhathi lapho sekwephuzile, umakhelwane wakho ubangela ilifti. Lapho-ke uyazi.
Umndeni Nezingane
Umamatheka kahle komunye nomunye lapho uhlangana kuleli lifti, kodwa ukube bebeze kuwe ngoMgqibelo ekuseni, lapho ufunda ngethawula ekhanda lami (bese uzama ukuthola impendulo embuzweni, kungani izolo emva kwakho Drank Champagne), ubungeke ube ngomusa onjalo. Ngoba okwamanje ingane isiqala ukusika amazinyo, kanti uMfundisi wePiano efika kumdala, futhi isilinganiso seqembu lonke lezinkulisa okufanele silivakashele. Futhi konke lokhu kuzwakala kakhulu !!!
