Eqinisweni, "ingxenye enamandla" yesintu ibaluleke kakhulu, i-pickty futhi ingaphezu kwengxenye ebuthakathaka. Yize kunjalo bacabanga ngenye indlela. Kepha siyalazi iqiniso nawe. Futhi nathi sazi nokuthi kulula ukubulala izindinyana kunokunikeza umuntu omthandayo azovuna ngempela. Imibuthano yesihogo, ilinde iDonatel enhle, ijwayelene nalowo nalowo kithi.
Zungelezela 1 - "Ukuqagela Ngokwami"
Ngubani okhala ngokuthi laba besifazane akunakwenzeka ukuba baqonde? Ngubani omemezela ukuthi okumnandi akukaze kukhulume ngokuqondile, kepha akwenzeki kumacebo angacacile? Hahaha - amahlandla amathathu. Indoda esejwayelekile yengxenye enhle kaDisemba ithule njengabaphathi ekuhlolweni. Uhamba isikhathi eside ngemibuthano, bese ubuza ebunzini: "Futhi ufunani unyaka omusha, injabulo yami", nenjabulo yethule. Kwenza umuntu okhethekile njengomuntu ophilile, futhi athule. Futhi uyazi kahle lokho okusho ukuthula. Ngabe kusho ukuthi "empeleni awukwazi ukuziqagela"? Angikwazi, injabulo yami. Ngoba angiyifuni, futhi hhayi i-kashpirovsky. Futhi ngisho ne-octopus Paul, i-Lord athethelele.
Isiyingi 2 - "Angidingi lutho"
Lapha kukhumbula ubuhle (kungazelelwe !!!) ukuthi uyindoda, futhi usho ngokwezigaba futhi ngokuqinile: "Angidingi lutho, nginakho konke"! Kathathu izikhathi zeHahaha. Kunjalo nalokhu: Hahaha, hahaha, "akadingi lutho," hahaha. Zama ukumnika "akukho okudingekayo," futhi aphefumule umoya odabukisayo namehlo, njengengane, engazange anikeze inja. Sula, uzoba onke amaholide oNyaka oMusha futhi kusukela ezinyangeni eziyisithupha emva kwabo, ukuze ekugcineni ukwazise ukujula kokuwa kwakho, i-stingy villain. Ngakho-ke, ngokushesha ngemuva kokuthi "angidingi lutho," ububula kancane, thatha izinyawo zakho ezandleni zakho bese uqala ukufuna kwakho okuhehayo "Thola okuthile, angazi ukuthi yini."
Circle 3 - "I-Razor, Barstie noma Tie"
Umkhakha wezipho wahlukana nomamncane, futhi e-Unisek eshaywa ngokuhlakanipha. Isethi ejwayelekile yezipho "zowesilisa" zidabukisa, njengoba isaladi ye-mimosa ye-abdosa ngoJanuwari 1. I-Razor, Cologne, Tie, Cufflinks ... (Uzozithoba kuphi, uzoba mpofu?). Nokukhwehlela. I-Kushne, esihogweni sakhe ... umpheki unokuningi kakhulu lokho, uma efisa, angasonga uTutankhamon kanye kangaka ngo-15. Futhi ngokuvamile, ingabe ukhona umuntu othwala ngokuqinile lokhu kukhwehlela, ngaphandle kwendoda embozwe emhlophe esiteshini sezithombe? Ngokuvamile, ukuya esihogweni kanye nokuvakasha kwesikhumba! Sifuna okuthile okuqondile, okulungile futhi okubalulekile kuye.
Circle 4. - "Ithuluzi"
Yini engaba yisipho esihle kunazo zonke kunethuluzi elihle lokusebenza? UBarguzinky Sable, ukuthembeka, kepha, maye, awunakho ukukhetha, ngane. Ngakho-ke, uhudula eMnyangweni we-OBI, uye "ukuze ulungiswe". Kwenye indawo lapho, endaweni yabathumbi, uyabona ukuthi ama-Abyss amnyama aphenduka phambi kwakho. Hhayi-ke, okubonile kusuka ekudleni, ubeke, uhlukanise. Kepha ungakukhetha kanjani phakathi kukaMakita noBosha, indlela yokuthola ukuthi hlobo luni lwamandla adingekayo, nokuthi le nsizwa enzima kufanele yenzeni? Futhi ngokuvamile, yini le Hrenovina - ukuphi? Ah, lokhu kungukuthikameza ... yilokho ... Kuyadingeka, kepha kubukeka kanjani ukumba! Lapha ubheke phambili ethembeni lokusiza abathengisi, futhi umuzwa we-apocalypse umboza ngokugcwele. Sekuyisikhathi sokwenza umdwebo we-lyrical kanye nomona. Lapha cabanga ngendoda eMnyangweni Wezingubo Zangaphansi, lapho akhetha khona izithandwa zayo. Ihlangabezana nobuhle obunephunga, obuqandisiwe obunamamomotheka omnene. Zisonteke, zibonisa amamodeli ahlukahlukene (kwesinye isikhathi ngokwawo), ukudlala ngothando. I-Guria - i-guria emsulwa. Maye, izinsimbi zikaGuri azizange zilethwe. Amashalofu anama-screwdrivers - indawo yokuhlala yezidalwa ezinesivinini esiphansi ezingxenyeni ezithile ezinama-vellions, zibheka ukuthi i-shit kukho konke okungeyona i-screwdriver. Ukuxhumana nabantu abafana lapho kuvela khona okufanayo. Emphefumulweni wezwa "eee" ne "Daaa", wena ngehora lesibili yenza isinqumo sokuthatha i-orange! Noma yini, kodwa orenji. I-orange enje umbala onobungcweti kakhulu. Nge-Orange, ugijimela kwi-cashier, bese uya ekhaya, khona-ke upakisha ngothando "chainsaw" (noma ini?) Ku-foil evuthayo bese ulindela ukujabulisa othandekayo wakho. Futhi, yini, esikhundleni sokubonga, uthola noma "umntwana okhubekele" noma ujabulise "kahle, yini umfazi angacabanga ngawotiansaws"?
Circle 5 - "Othandekayo ufuna igajethi"
Uma efuna ithebhulethi noma i-smartphone, isahamba. Noma, qiniseka ukuthi i-smartphone ayifunayo ngempela - hhayi eyodwa ebonakala kuwe enhle nekhwalithi ephezulu. Ngokunokwenzeka, emaphusheni akhe kukhona ezinye izigaxa ze-Android ecaleni elimnyama elimnandi, elinemisebenzi eyisisekelo eyisigidi. Futhi igajethi yomkhiqizo omuhle obizayo ku-White, wena (umzuzu) usebenzise i-crap, kuzoba "udoti ongenamsebenzi weBabskaya". Konke. Uyagula. Uyadabukisa. Imali iyachithwa. Iholide laqala ukushaqeka!
Circle 6 - "Into Ekhethekile Kakhulu"
Konke kubi kakhulu uma okuthandayo yikho futhi konke kulo nyaka ngaphupha nge-IIDISTERE 6790-Khbkubrb89988 okuthile. Into ecacile oyikho, njengowesifazane onothando ojulile, aqamba amanga kwelinye i-rumbush, lapho abazikhukhumezayo, lapho abazikhukhumezayo, khona futhi into efanayo nembuzi yakho enhle ikhuluma ngamazinyo akho. Ngemuva kwamahora amathathu okuhlushwa, ekugcineni uthola ibhokisi elihlanjululwe, unamathele izintambo futhi, ulicindezela enhliziyweni, ugijime ekhaya, ngethemba lokuthi angakhali ndawo ndawo esitimeleni. Upakisha ku-foil, linda i-kraist. Futhi washintsha ebusweni bakhe futhi wacaca: "Ngibe, bengifuna ama-6790 - khbku, futhi lokhu ngu-6790-Khbkya. Ungawubona kanjani umehluko? " Futhi uyaqonda - lokhu, kungukuthi, i-fiasco! Kugcwele, umama wakhe, ukwehluleka. Akagcinanga nje ukunikela ngokungalungile, manje useqinisekile ukuthi uyimvu ephelele, engakwazi ukuhlukanisa ibhokisi elilodwa elimpunga ukusuka kwelinye. Rrrrrrrrrrrr.
Circle 7 - "Izingubo"
Eqinisweni, abafana bathanda ama-roles. Ukuphakanyiswa okupholile komkhiqizo othandekayo. Benza sengathi bangaphezulu kwalo futhi bahle emabhuthini kanye namabhuzu, kepha i-jumper ethandekayo, ijacket enhle yekilabhu noma izingcezu zamahembe asezingeni eliphakeme zase-Italy kungenzeka akhulule indoda ejabule. Futhi - imali izosetshenziswa ngenzuzo. Ngakho-ke ucabanga, futhi umthengela umjuluko wemali oyimfashini omkhulu wemfashini kakhulu kuma-sealale umbala we-mint. Ngokuvamile, usuvele ulungiselele ukubonakaliswa kobuso "futhi kuphi isipho sami sangempela" ?, Futhi ngeqiniso lokuthi lo sweat uzokufudumeza ezweni. Futhi konke ngoba "uhlobo oluthile lombala wowesifazane lungemuva kakhulu," uyethusa "futhi" ngithanda i-tulup ".
Isiyingi 8 - "Ukuzilibazisa"
Injabulo, injabulo, injabulo! Othandekayo unayo into oyithandayo, futhi kusho ukuthi udinga ukugijimela kuLagazi okhethekile, uthenge okuthile okukhethekile lapho - lokho anakho, futhi akwenze kahle impilo yakhe yonke. Lokhu kuhlaselwa okubi kakhulu okungenzeka! Ngoba wonke la maHutsul ama-plaints, ama-shaman Bubnes, isikere esimnyama, amakilabhu we-celery kanye namaphiko ama-may mengle, imigwaqo eyethusayo, owesibili athengise ezindaweni eziyisibili eKulchiki, nakwesithathu - amaphesenti ayikhulu akulona lokho. Futhi okubaluleke kakhulu, kuzokudumaza akunamkhawulo. Ngoba uvele uqhume kwabangcwele abangcwele, lapho, nakusoril, baphanga futhi basukume ngombono ogculisayo, bebolile nakancane, abakhazimulayo, abanamahloni okuhlazisayo, okungekho ndoda eyayihloniphayo ezandleni zakhe okudingayo. Ngokuvamile, uzoba nenhlanhla uma kungaphuli futhi ngeke uvule imithambo yesikere.
Isiyingi 9 - "Utshwala"
Ngokuhamba kwesikhathi uzofika eMnyangweni we-Elite Alcohol. Ngemuva kwakho konke, ibhodlela le-scotch enhle noma i-armagnaca alikwazi kodwa lithokozise indoda yangempela, othanda kwakho impela impela. Nazi izinketho ezimbili. Kuphakathi kokuthi uyaqonda utshwala, okusho konke okukhethayo, kuzoba "akulungile." Kuphakathi kokuthi akaqondakali ngotshwala, futhi i-armagnac yakho izofaka inhlanhla ye-cola noma imizwa kubo "ithengise ngaphansi kwejazi loboya". Yebo, bese-ke izokubheka ngokubukeka kwekati elifayo bese libuza ukuthi "Kuyini konke? Siphi isipho sami? "
Ukusindisa
Ekhathele, evikelekile, azonde unyaka omusha nabesilisa wena, ekugcineni, thenga indiza enophephela emhlane yaseChina. Ngoba uHelicole uyinsindiso yakho. Futhi akukho lutho olinika amahlandla amathathu. Ubuhle be-Helicoles ukuthi baphule amahora amahlanu ngemuva koMthetho Womnikelo. Kepha amahora amahlanu anamahora amahlanu, intandokazi izojabula. Yebo. Uyazonda izindiza ezinophephela emhlane ngazo zonke umphefumulo, ngoba okungenani lokhu kuyimikhosi emibili ephukile, ehlakazeke ezungeze igumbi "Mimosa" futhi ukuzethemba ngokuphelele ukuthi ubuhle bakho buhlala ku-Trive, futhi usaziphatha njengePundpy Spaniel. Kepha ngakolunye uhlangothi, siyabathanda.
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