Futhi ngokushesha jwayelane. Uma ucabanga ukuthi "futhi anginjalo", bese kuba ngumenzi we-filet embhalweni wesithombe sakhe, phrinta, ukulengiswa kwekhanda bese ububula kamnandi ngaphambi kokulala, "awufani lokho. "
Uzophendula ngokulala: "Yebo, Kaneshna," nombhede wakho uyohlawulela inkanyezi. Futhi konke okunye - kuyahlupheka!
Upspicorn
Ama-Capricorns aguqula ngokungenacala. Hhayi ngomqondo - ukububula kanye nezingane ezifuywayo. Futhi ngomqondo: "Yebo, kuthiwani ngokuthile okunjalo?". Kanye nezingxabano zamehlo ezingenacala. Nangu umfazi, ngiyamthanda, nansi inkukhu, ngiyayifuna. Wonke umuntu kumele aneliseke. Ikakhulu, kucatshangelwa iqiniso lokuthi uCapricorn, njengomthetho, ungakhuphuki. Uma usika i-capricorn kubufakazi obungenakuphikwa, i-capricorn ngeke isola. Uyokwethuka, akubheke ngokumangala kodokotela ohlinzayo, owathola igolide e-Apandix, wathi: "Uyazi, ngithanda." Futhi uzoya ku-Fry the potatoofan, uthathe phakathi nezinkumbulo zokutholwa kwama-panties angaphandle ephaketheni lakhe futhi ukufakwa "akunakulungiswa, kusho ukuthi anecala."
I-Aquarius
U-Aquarius ushintsha ngokomzwelo. Ngakho-ke, kuzo zonke izinkomba bandiza izono, amathe negazi. I-Aquarius ayikhululeki kakhulu ukucasha, ngakho-ke ngokuqondile ngifuna wonke umuntu azi konke, futhi lobu busuku selivele likuqedile ngokwalo. Ngokuvamile, i-Aquarius yindoda engeyinhle kakhulu. Ukuvukela kwakhe kudonsela ukudonswa kwezinhlobonhlobo nokufuna okuthile okungajwayelekile. Kepha ngemuva kwesikhathi kuvela ukuthi bonke abesifazane abasematheni bayefana. Njengoba u-Aquarius ahlala ekugugeni emhlabeni, okuhlala kubambisa ukulimala okunjalo emhlane akuqondakali ngokuphelele.
Bhibhiya
Izinhlanzi zishintsha ngobuhlakani. Ukuqondisa inganekwane ecebile ukufihla ukuxhashazwa kwakho okuvundlile, inhlanzi ingavilapha kunoma yisiphi isimo. Okungukuthi, ngokujwayelekile noma yikuphi. Ake sithi ufike ekhaya futhi uthole owesifazane onqunu embhedeni wethu. Ukuvukela umbuso? Yebo, ungacabanga kanjani! Lo ngumzala wami owafika ngezinyawo evela eNyagan, lapho umyeni wakhe emshaya khona, wayeqandiswe yiqhwa, ngakho wakhumula izingubo ezimanzi zaseqhweni wafuthela ngaphansi kwengubo. Ngabe manje uyaqhubeka nokwenza ubulili bomlomo? Yebo, njengoba ungenamahloni! Ngivele nganikeza ama-antibiotics akhe amaphilisi, futhi sizowafanele, ngoba sine-reflex egwino ekucindezelekeni. Kubukeka kahle ngefomu eliphrintiwe. Futhi uma isho inhlanzi, izwakala kakhulu kunokukholisa.
Ama-aries
Ama-Aries ashintsha ngonya. Uma uyibamba, khona-ke ngeke azisole. Uyohlala phansi eduze kwalokhu, uphupha amaphupho amehlo akhe athi: "Uyintombazane endala, kufanele uqonde, uzobona ama-tits akhe ...". Ngokuyeka okuvumayo okuvumelayo "okuthi ama-boobs akho, ukhuluma ngani nokuthi ungayithatha kanjani futhi," uzothola isithombe, uzothola isithombe sama-boobs adingekayo, uzokuthola: Bheka. Bese-ke thatha ngesandla ngobumnene ngesandla, funda inkulumo egcwala i-oskusin mayelana nesithembu sabesilisa bese ethi, ngendlela, futhi kuyabiza kakhulu.
isitho
I-Taurus ayivamile ukuthi iguquke, ngakho-ke kubhekwa njengomlingani onokwethenjelwa kakhulu kuzo zonke izimpawu ze-zodiac. Kunenkinga eyodwa kuphela encane (elungile, enkulu) - uma ithole lishintsha, khona-ke wathandana noqobo. Futhi uma ezinye izinkomba ngandlela thile zingahlukana ngandlela thile - bheka ngilala, bese ngilala umndeni wami, khona-ke iTaurus ngokuqinisekile kufanele ishade nonobhala, ngoba ililahla. Futhi akukho Psychotloenings "Ungamsindisa kanjani umndeni" ngeke usasiza. Iketanga ngeke lisize futhi - lisakazeka udonga bese lubaleka. Ngakho-ke, amahlombe afiseleka ukubhebhana ngakusasa ekuseni ngemuva kwehhovisi lokubhalisa - ngaphandle kwezimpawu zokuzala zangasese ezinkulu.
Amawele
Amawele ashintsha ngezingulube. Cha, ukuya eTahiti, ukulala nongenako futhi kufa nge-syphilis. Lapho ngqo. UGemini ukhetha ocansini kuphela embuthanweni osondelene nokuxhumana. Ngakho-ke, ukuhlala ngemuva kwetafula loNyaka oMusha futhi uqonde - oh, ngithole wonke umuntu lapha, uyahlekisa kanjani. Kodwa-ke, amawele anenye i-hyposta. Uma unenhlanhla, khona-ke amawele akho awakuguquli nhlobo - kuyimicabango eyanele. Lokho wukuthi, lapho uhlala ngemuva kwetafula loNyaka oMusha, manje ufika manje. Yebo, yebo, "Lucky" uhlala ungumqondo onemibandela kakhulu.
Umdlavuza
Ushintsho lomdlavuza kusobala. Okungukuthi, awudingi ngisho nokuthola i-frank sms ocingweni lwakhe. Lapho nje umdlavuza, ukububula, kubambezela i-ballad ngokungapheleli komhlaba, ukuthi kunzima kanjani ukwakha ubudlelwano nalabo obathandayo, futhi manje kumnandi - izolo umuntu wayengumfokazi kuwe, kodwana namuhla asikho isihlobo, "Bhala." Bhala "Cha Cha" akunabo ngawe. Ngokuvamile, umdlavuza odlayo akulula futhi uyanqikaza. Futhi uma kuhamba, khona-ke inkinga akukhona ukuthi wayenenselelo kwenye indawo, inkinga ukuthi idinga kuphela (ngohlamvu olukhulu). Futhi ngenkathi lokhu kwalawa ama-crustaceans abo bonke abesifazane abakhulumi nokushayisana kwabo, ngeke kuyeke.
ibhubesi
Ibhubesi liyashintsha ngokungazelelwe. Kusuka engonyabeni ngoba ulinde? Ukuthi uzozihola phezulu kwabesifazane abalinganayo, uzokuthola ngokuthile ngokuziqhenya futhi uzolala emthunzini kaBaobabi, aze ambulale isibindi esisha se-Antelope GNU. Kepha eqinisweni, ibhubesi alithandi ukuchitha amakhalori angezekile ekusukeni izinyembezi, ngakho-ke ulwazi ngempela kuye ukuthi lona futhi lokhu sekumi ngomumo ukunikela nganoma yisiphi isikhathi. Okwamanje, angizange nginikele, ibhubesi alinazo izibopho zokuziphatha ukuze lisule i-snot yabo. Ngokuvamile, uma ibhubesi lakho livila, ukubulala izinduna kuzofanela kube ngokuzimela. Ngiyacela, ngicela.
Uhlobo lwentombanoginyo
I-Virgo ishintsha njengebhondi. U-James Bond. Uma uqale inoveli ngentombi eshadile, khona-ke izinsuku zakho zizophenduka zibe yi-City Ukufuna, kugcwele izimfihlakalo. Ngokushesha uzofunda ukuphendula ku "Anton, isikhiyamithi, ikhulu", futhi ekuhlakanipheni kwakho izinyo azobekele i-capsule nge-cyanide uma kubizwa unkosikazi. Kepha ungesabi, ngeke abize: isibopho siyalazi ibhizinisi lakhe. I-Virgo ikholelwa njengamafutha, athonyelwa, afana nesibhamu esizenzakalelayo, futhi ngokucophelela, njengodokotela wezezintombi osebenza ngesampula ye-Ebola eguqulwe ngohlobo lwe-gene. Ithuba kuphela lokufunda ukuthi lelo thango lishintsha kuwe, leli yisho: "Ngiyakuthanda enye, ake sihlukanise."
Isobho
Isikali Shintsha i-Virtuoso. Bangaphila iminyaka emibili iminyaka, bengazami ngokukhethekile ukucasha, kepha namanje abaweli. Ngoba banekhono elingajwayelekile lokuhlela konke ukuze wonke umuntu aneliseke futhi angabuzwa imibuzo. Ngaphezu kwalokho, izikali zimbi kakhulu ngezibopho zomshado, futhi ngokwazo azivamisile ukwenza abathuli besehlukaniso. Ekugcineni, kungani lezi zethelevishini kuma-ejensi kahulumeni, uma konke kumnandi kakhulu futhi kulula? Ngakho-ke, kubalulekile ukunquma: Udinga umyeni othembekile noma umyeni, kanjalo? Uma owokugcina, makenze bajabulise, noma kunjalo ngeke bahambe noma kuphi. Uma kuthatha indawo - ungamshaya nge-twist kusuka ku-mop bese uthatha umphefumulo.
Scorpio
I-Scorpio ayishintshi. Akukho sina. Vele, abantu abajwayelene ne-zoology, akukho okuhle okuvela ku-scorpion, ngokuchazwa, abalindile. Neze. Lokhu kungobuciko obuqondile obuvela ekilasini lesicabucabu - kuthathwe othandweni nasemshadweni kuphatha kabi kakhulu. Futhi shintsha isithandwa sakho se-scorpion nonsense. Kepha iqiniso lokuthi uScorpio, inja (ukhohlwa nge-zoology, kahle,), kunzima futhi angathandana ngezikhathi eziyishumi nambili ngonyaka - ngakho-ke kuzovuma, enye indaba.
Sagittarius
USagittarius ushintsha ukugembula. E-Streltysov embongolweni, njengamaloli, ipuleti elikhulu: "Azikho iziteshi futhi ziphenduke." Uma kungenzeka ukuphishekela isiphikisi, iSagittarius ibalulekile, ngakho-ke ukukala izindonga zodonga, ophahleni, omakhelwane kanye nesikwele esiphakathi somuzi. Ukuze ufunde ngokuvukela umbuso, uSagittarius ulula impela, futhi kubajwayele okuvamile. Futhi - Kwesinye isikhathi - ngaphambi kokukhaphela kwenzeka. Ngenxa yokuthi iSagittarius ngeke ibamba futhi itshele abangane ukuthi yini ngempela futhi okuzohlehlisela kuyo ngempelasonto ezayo. Ukunyakazisa, baby, polling pin.
