Impilo yanamuhla edolobheni elikhulu futhi ifulethi elincane elihlanganayo alinikezi indawo yesifazane wesifazane ukuze isebenze - uhlala ethandana. Hhayi-ke, ungahlala kanjani ulahla futhi ungaqondakali, uma umsindo wamanzi ugezwe endlini yangasese ngaso leso sikhathi, wenzeni lapho? Kepha asipheli nje. Nazi izincomo zethu, ukuthi ungaligcina kanjani umsakramente lomzimba wabesifazane. Sibucayi.
Shintsha kwelinye igumbi
Wonke umuntu uyazi ukuthi indoda engazilungiselele, ebona owesimame ngaphandle kwezimonyo, i-push-apa nokudonsa ubugwala, ugelezele ngokungalawulwa kahle kwengqondo futhi ngokuvamile unovalo. Ngakho-ke musa ukuhlukumeza i-psyche yabesilisa emnene - shintsha kuphela kwelinye igumbi futhi usukulungele ukulungele futhi upende, ama-roses wephunga nokucaphuna ama-shakespeare koqobo. Yebo, uyathukuthelela ukuthi usuvele wephuze amahora amabili nesigamu, kepha uyazi ukuthi ucaphuna iShakespeare -muzhiki uthando oluhle futhi lufundile.
Imaski, ngiyakwazi
Uma ufuna ukwenza imaskhi kusuka ku-Whale Poop nembewu kaKatsius, okuthi, njengoba wazi, negalelo lokuvuselelwa kanye nombala omuhle wobuso, lapho ukwesaba isigwebo sentambo kungaphumi lapho uze ushaye ingxube kaSathane. Indaba iyazi amacala lapho omunye umfana ebona intombazane yakhe emfihlo futhi wethuka kakhulu kangangokuba wamnika yonke imali yakhe futhi waphunyuka. Umphumela omuhle, empeleni, wayebala emshadweni.
Lala kuma-pajamas
Owesifazane kufanele abe yimfihlakalo, ngakho-ke iNkosi ifuna ukulala emadolini noma - Horror! - Unqunu. Ama-pajamas kuphela azokunikeza ukugcwala okungaqondakali okuhlukile futhi asindiswe ekupholiseni kwemizwa yokushada. Kuyinto efiselekayo ukuthi ama-pajamas ayi-flannel, antisexual, umkhono omude. Ngemuva kwalokho, uma ngokuzumayo unqume ukushaya indoda enqunu ngemvelo yakho, uzovuma ukuthi wayenuka ngentshiseko engavuthiwe ngaphandle kokuya emuntwini, wakunikeza ukwengeza. Ulala futhi abone ukuthi inhliziyo yakho ekhubazekile ekhubazekile ishaya kanjani ngaphansi kwezimbali ze-flannel.
Yiba uFae
Myeke acabange ukuthi awuyibubi futhi ungabeki ikhekhe, awunalo i-snot, kepha udla kuphela ngempova yezimbali nokukhanya kwelanga. Awukezwa, ungalokothi ulimaze lutho! Isilinganiso - inhloko, kepha kuye kuphela ukuthi uyabona ukuthi awunandaba nobulili, kepha ufuna ukunqoba. Uma unomuzwa wokuthi ukubanda okungacacile kuyacwila noma yini okungenzeka, ngokushesha, ngokushesha uye "vakashela umama ogulayo." Akunandaba ukuthi unesithandwa esisha (noma inkosikazi?) EThailand, uyinganekwane, ungakwazi nonke!
Yiba migid
Kufanele aziqagele lokho okuthandayo ecansini. Ukwenza noma yini zonke lezi zingxoxo, uzokwazi kakhulu ngawe, azoyeka ukuvalwa futhi ekugcineni ahambe! Ngakho-ke, imfihlakalo kanye nemfumbe kuphela! Esimweni esibi kakhulu, igundane aliqinisekile - lokhu kungabhekwa yinoma yini, ngakho-ke indlela iphephile ngokuphelele. Ngaphezu kwalokho, Ungumuntu, uvele wenza lokho kuphupha ukufika kuwe phakathi kwemilenze, okusaziphi izintshisekelo empilweni kusengabakhona!
Ungadli
Ngalo - akukho ukudla. Nakhu kusekhona - kuzokubona ngomhlathi futhi ujabule! Ubukhulu bayingilazi yamanzi ngelamula noma iwayini elincane. Chaza lokhu ngeqiniso lokuthi ngenkathi ulungiselela, uhamba ngezinyawo, kwavela futhi kakade angalambile ngokuphelele. Khumbula ukuthi uyinganekwane! Futhi ngokuvamile, ukushiya iBolonza: Uzokwazi ukondla ukudla epuletini lakhe, uma kungazelelwe elele ekudleni okuhlanganyelwe. Ngendlela, ungasho ukuthi amabhasi. Inja encane, nenja enjalo enjalo!
Hang imichilo
Lokhu emhlabeni wonke, ama-feminists wezocansi ahlela amasheya ukusekela abesifazane abanenyanga zonke, futhi ayikho into enjalo ku-Mirka yakho encane ethokomele! Wonke umuntu uyazi ukuthi abesilisa bayizidalwa ezibuthakathaka ngokwesaba kakhulu uhlobo lwegazi, futhi lungagawulwa ngokugqamile uma kubonakala ngengozi. Ngakho-ke kufanele zigcinwe! Kanye nama-gaskets esonweni kude.
Akukho ucansi ngesikhathi sokukhulelwa
Kungcono ukulala nhlobo kwelinye igumbi. Vumela kusuka kude kubona ukuthi isimangaliso semvelaphi yempilo yomuntu senzeka kanjani. Kungaba kuhle ukungabambi iqhaza kwinqubo nhlobo, kepha lapha kungenzeka. Futhi umthetho oyinhloko: Noma ufuna ngempela, noma ngabe uyakucebisa, akunakwenzeka ukuba uyithathe kanye naye ngokuzalwa kwengane! Angathola ukuthi izingane ziphuma kuphi! Myeke acabange ukuthi ama-Mothes ahlala aqhakaza lapho, futhi athule athule.