Kunezinhlobo, esimgqokile sonke, noma kunjalo, amantombazane? Yiliphi iqiniso. Uyazi ukuthi mangaki amantombazane atholile kuma-rakes afanayo? I-Legion! Lokhu kuyabonakala ikakhulukazi uma kukhulunywa ngezinhlobo zikazwelonke.
Cha, thina, siyazi ukuthi awunjalo, futhi awubheki ubuzwe bakhe kuqala, kodwa uma engeyona ihora elibi. Yep. Kholwa kanjani. Njengaseqhweni likaJulayi. Usahlasela okungenani kanye ngohlobo olulodwa. Futhi khumbula izithombe ezinhle zamagama, owazixwayisa.
I-Smart Jewer
Uhlakaniphe impela impela. Kuhle. Futhi uyathandeka kakhulu. Amehlo amakhulu, agcwele indawo ebulalayo, umlomo we-tull, iminwe emide emincane kanye nephrofayili evelele, njengokungathi uyawuphaphama ..hm, saxolisa. Ngakho-ke, ngaphezu kwalezi zinzuzo, umJuda unikezwa umlingiswa othambile, umoya onokuthula, futhi - ungumuntu ofanele womndeni nobaba omuhle kakhulu. Ubambe, mfushane, ngize ngikhule.
Yini ukubanjwa: Unomama. Omama banawo wonke umuntu, kepha unomama. Ngakho-ke, khohlwa igama elithi "mbhangqwana". Inyunyana yakho nguye, nonina nawe. Usendaweni yokugcina. Umama uzomtshela nokuthi yini umbono wakhe osesimweni sakho.
I-turk ejabule
Noma iTurk. Noma iGibhithe. Southerner, mfushane. Ugcine nini ukuzwa ngenkosazana - ebuntwaneni, lapho iHula-hupe iboshelwe okhalweni futhi yamcindezela ishidi? I-Bingo - uphinde u-aurora. Noma uJasmine. Kunoma ikuphi, uyakhonza. Futhi ugqokwa ezandleni zakho futhi uthembisa ukuthola inkanyezi esibhakabhakeni. Uyakuqonda, awukholwa. Futhi-ke utshelwa - othandekayo, phuma kimi! Nansi ikhaya lami ogwini lolwandle oluhlaza okwesibhakabhaka, nansi isikhwama sami, ligcwele ama-dinars, nangu umama wami, ukuhlangana, ngendlela. Sizophila ngendlela ofuna ngayo, ngoba ngiyakuthanda. Uyabhema futhi uphuze ubhiya? Kuhle, okuthandayo! Ngifuna kanjani izingane kuwe! Futhi, ngendlela, naye imnandi kakhulu. Ungumuntu wedili. Wii!
Yini ukubanjwa: amakhwela, njengokuphefumula. Indlu akuyona yena, kepha uMalume, isikhwama sasikhohliwe emotweni yakhe, lapho egcina ukuphazamiseka, futhi ngeke athole inkanyezi, ngoba - uju, usehlombe! Kodwa-ke, uma ungumxhumanisi wempempelistics kakhulu - ungazama. Uzokwakha iholide empilweni yakho, futhi uyikho konke okunye. Kufaka phakathi izimayini ezimbiwe.
Burger enhle
Funa umuntu ozokubheka ngamehlo ajabule enja ethembekile - ama-Europe amahle. IsiJalimane, mhlawumbe. Bona, izinto ezingezinhle, zivalwe kakhulu ngamantombazanekazi esifazane lapho intombi yaseRussia ibukeka ngayo kubo onkulunkulu. O, Nkulunkulu, uyazi ukuthi ungowa kanjani uBorzzzzh! Ngaphezu kwalokho, abaseYurophu bakhathazekile ngokubukeka kwabo. Kuyiqiniso, naphakathi kwazo kukhona izindwangu ezididayo, kepha lokhu kunjalo, vele usho, uphele. AbaseYurophu balandela umfanekiso, amazinyo kanye nekhabethe. I-Wars Owesilisa njenge-melodrama enhle? Zikhethe lapho njengodaka.
Yini ukubanjwa: Uzoba nocansi oluhle. Ibizwa ngokuthi "i-BORE kulula ukunikela kunokuba uchaze ukuthi kungani." Ngokuvamile, konke okunye kuzokwakhiwa kulo mgomo. Sithandwa, ungafuni kanjani ukubeka amazinyo eshalofini elikhethekile? Lokhu akunangqondo! Sithule ngokusetshenziswa kwemali okuzenzakalelayo - ah, yiziphi izicathulo, awukwazi ukuqhubeka nokuphila ngaphandle kweminye imibhangqwana ephuzi ephewini oluhlaza. Kepha figu. Kumele.
Imfihlakalo Asia
Noma ngabe uyi-sysadmin nje, kubukeka njenge-samurai. Futhi uma kungenjalo njenge-samurai, njenge-ninja. Wazi ukuthi kuvela kanjani - lokho kubonakala sengathi kunesifiso esihle kangangokuba akuyona ukuhlangana kukadoti, kodwa hhayi. Ihamba njengeqhawe. Noma njengomdansi. Yini - njengenyoka. Uyamkhathaza. Kubonakala sengathi akukhona nje ukuthi konke kuhle kakhulu - ama-Asia nawo anobuhlakani. Uzozihlehla ngemisebenzi emihlanu, ukube nje umndeni wakhe awudingi lutho. Futhi umndeni wakhe ungokokuqala kwakho konke yizingane, futhi kuphela lapho zonke izinhlobo zezihlobo lapho. Uphelele, kwesokudla?
Yini ukubanjwa: Awukwazi ukusebenza. Ngubani okhathalela okufunayo? Awukwazi ukusebenza - futhi uhlale ekhaya. Mlungiselele ukwephula izitsha zezitsha eziyisishiyagalombili, ukudla - okuphuma kweshumi nanhlanu futhi ungakhohlwa ukuthola amaphuzu ashisayo esifundazweni sakhe. Futhi - izwi alikhuli. Ukumamatheka, ukukhothama futhi ungakhethi uma iNkosi ngeke ibe sesimweni. Izingane futhi zikuwe. Uyasebenza! Ngokuvamile, ufuna ukwazi ukuthi yini ebudlelwaneni bezinzalamizi ngempela - baphume ngesibindi amaJapan. Noma isiKorea. I-horseradish eyodwa (encane).
Umuntu wethu
I-rasiya yaseRussia elula. Noma kolyan. Ukuhle okungenazinkinga, isoka lehembe, umphefumulo wenkampani, elula futhi eqondakalayo, njenge-kopecks ezintathu. Futhi usenhlekile, noma okuthile. U-UNSHAVEN kancane, ngesisu sokuhlela, ezimbangweni ze-mushroom - lokhu kunguhlobo oluthile lwawo wonke umdabuko, omnandi .. futhi okubaluleke kakhulu - unawo umphefumulo, uyaqonda. Kukhulu futhi kuhlanzekile. Ukudweba okusha okusha. Kodwa-ke, akusikho yini ububi - kuze kufike esigabeni esithile. Futhi kumnandi. Futhi akadingi ukuchaza. Uyazi ukuthi ubaluleke kangakanani - lapho kungadingeka khona lutho oludinga ukuchazwa?
Yini ukubanjwa: Akasasebenzi, kuyiqiniso. Kwabo bonke. Ngubani okubiza ngakusasa ekuseni? Futhi lokhu kungumalume Grisha, umakhelwane kababa egalaji. Amakhandlela akhe anelisekile futhi amapayipi ayavutha. Kuyadingeka ukukushaya, nokuthi .. Maka. Ngakho-ke, othandekayo, ngandlela-thile nakanjani nansi i-Hut kade ucime, kulungile? Nehhashi lamahhashi. Futhi uhhavini ungakhohlwa ukusula. Iqhawe lakho lizobuya futhi lizowa eDuma Duma yakhe. Hod eyodwa enhle yabane. Futhi-ke uzonquma ukuthi awumqondi - futhi amaqabunga. Ngeke kube khona i-alimony ukukhokha, ungabali.
