Ukuthola ukuthi yini engaphakathi kwendoda engekho engqondweni nomuntu ongaqondakali, ngezindlela ezimbili: usukwehlisile ku-x-ray noma ukulahlekelwa yibhola lemilingo yethu yokuhlela. Inketho yesibili kusobala ukuthi iyathandeka, ngoba kulokhu, umphefumulo wamadoda ongaqondakali awushaywanga amathambo amadoda eBhanali. Ngakho-ke, uma ufuna ukuthola, uthandana nawe noma ukhohlisa ikhanda lakhe, "eze lapha. Sesivele sathola konke.
Upspicorn
Othandweni lweCapricorn ngeke lukudonsele embhedeni, uzoba abangane nawe. Ngoba uCapricorn - Isilo: a) smart, njenge-wikipedia; b) enomusa, njenge-bunny ku-polygon tank. Kumele aqale alinde ukuthi uphumule futhi ukhohlwe ukuthi hlobo luni lobulili akhona. Bese uzamazama zonke izimfihlo zezintombi zakho. Futhi kuphela lapho kuphela lapho kuzonikezwa khona ukususa amagwala, noma kuzobalekela ukumemeza okwethusayo nokuthuthumela kusuka ekudleni. Ngokuvamile, uma uCapricorn enesifiso semininingwane yesehlukaniso sakho - unezinhlelo ezinkulu.
I-Aquarius
I-Aquarius imvamisa kufanelekile, yabuza, okuyihora, bese-ke - ukwehluleka kwimemori. Futhi ekuseni uvuka efulethini lomunye umuntu, futhi kukhona imbongolo yomunye umuntu. Yikuphi-ke okuthembisa ukubuyela emuva kuyanyamalala. Lokhu ngokusobala kusho ukuthi akathandani naye futhi ungabhekana nakho. Ukuba nento efanayo ne-aquer ethandekayo - umsebenzi one-asterisk. I-Aquarius othandweni ngokuzimisela okugqamile ishaya impilo yakho ukuze ukwazi ngonembeza ohlanzekile ukugqoka imaskhi ethandekayo ye-aquarius: "Konke kunzima kakhulu. Konke kunzima, ama-kapets nje. "
Bhibhiya
Izinhlanzi zowesilisa othandweni, ngaphandle kokungabaza, zizotshela umhlaba wonke mayelana nothando lwakhe kuwo wonke amanethiwekhi omphakathi atholakalayo. Ujwayelene, ungabi nama-akhawunti ezinkundleni zokuxhumana, uzobiza. Umuntu ojwayele ongenalo ngocingo uzobhala izinhlamvu eziyikhulu, ake silale emabhodleleni ayikhulu futhi sivalelwe emapayiphu. Lapho-ke izinhlanzi zesilisa zizokwenza i-feat ethile ukuze zithuthukise igama lakho emlandweni. Futhi wenze ubugebengu obumangalisayo, ukuvikela udumo lwakho. Ngenxa yalokhu, izowela e-Alcatraz, ibaleke, inganaki ulwandle futhi izokubonakala kuwe embundwini onesixha namavesi. Ngamafuphi, uma izinhlanzi zendoda zithandana, ibhola lethu alidingeki. Ngandlela thile uzinike wena.
Ama-aries
Ngomunye, konke kulula kakhulu. Uma ama-aries ethandana, afanele athi: "Ngathandana, susa ama-panties." Ama-Aries, vele, angadlala ezothando, kepha lokho akuwona umdlalo owuthandayo kakhulu. Ama-Aries akholelwa ukuthi uma uthanda umfazi, khona-ke udinga izinwele zakhe - nasemhumeni. Futhi vele ukumthanda, njengoba kufanele, ngaphandle kwakho konke lokhu, blah blah blah. Ngakho-ke, isu eliyingozi kakhulu liyingozi kakhulu: "Cha, cha, awunjalo." Ama-Aries azohlunga futhi athole okunjalo.
Isitho
Othandweni Taurus uphendukela kwiklabhu yamahlaya. Yebo, ngomqondo omuhle. Ngakho-ke, kunzima kakhulu ukuqagela lapha - uma isikhumba sesikhumba sikhuphuka ukuze sihleke, ungaqala ukusungula amagama ngogogo wakho omkhulu. Kepha kufanele ngithi, leliqhinga leTaurus lisebenza kahle - wonke umuntu uthanda umgogodla. Ngakho-ke, esimweni seTaurus, kudingeka wazi ukuthi uma eqala ukuxubana omunye, ngeke amelane nakho. Futhi umkhulu omkhulu kuzofanela ukuthuka umkhulu ngaphandle kokuhamba nembiza.
Amawele
Amawele othandweni azoxoxa okungaphezu kokujwayelekile ... kusho ukuthini - akunakwenzeka? Uthando ngabo bobabili uthando lokusebenzela okungenakwenzeka. Iwele othandweni liyakwazi ukukhuluma amahora angamashumi amabili nane ngosuku lilandelana, ngaphandle kokwenza ikhefu lokudla, ukulala nendlu yangasese. Uma ucisha ifoni - izokhuluma nodonga, kepha isatshela enye - Yebo, into yokugcina - indaba epholile, njengoba enakaHorthina ePolar Butterfly ihambile. Okungukuthi, yebo - othandweni Twin kusuka ekungeneni kokuhlukanisa ukuhlukanisa kube nzima impela. Kuzofanele ulinganise ukuqina komsindo omhlophe - uma kuphakeme kunokuba namandla okumelana nalo, nakanjani uthando.
Umdlavuza
Kuyinto isifo esingaqondakali egobolondweni le-chitinular ngobunzima ngisho nebhola lethu lomlingo. Mina, umdlavuza, uzobona ukuthi unakho emqondweni wakhe. Ukunakekela? Uhlala ekhathalela. Uyalalelisisa? Leli igama lesibili lomdlavuza. Ubaba Okhulile oqinile? Well, kusukela azalwa anjalo. Futhi laba besifazane abazungezile? Ukuthi wayenokuthile nawo wonke umuntu. Ukuthi wayengenalutho nawo wonke umuntu. Ukuthi ngabe wayesevele wehlele kuye, kodwa okuthile okuvinjelwe. Akukho lutho ngomdlavuza olungacacile. Kuyacaca ukwahlulela ukuthi umdlavuza usothandweni, ngokwesibonelo, ngokwesibonelo, usehhovisi lokubhalisa, lapho ethi "Yebo." Amathuba aphakeme impela. Yize umdlandla wakhe, umdlavuza uzoqonda.
Ibhubesi
Yebo, ngalokhu nje. Ibhubesi othandweni liyoziphatha ukuze izintombi zakho ziqhume umona. Futhi abazali besithunzi: O, intombazane yethu yethulwe ipony, ubuhlalu noLamorggini Derbe. Uthando lwebhubesi ludlula ngaphansi kokuqhuma okuqhubekayo kwezikweletu. Ama-Shakeals ayathuthumela, inkosi yesilo iya ekusakazeni.
Uhlobo lwentombanoginyo
UVirgo onothando uluthando olunjalo othandweni lokuthi ubusuku bonke bumi ngaphansi kwesibani esinepakethe likagwayi, ligcwele umoya weqhwa ukubona i-siltain yakho encane. Ngasikhathi sinye, i-VIVGO ibala ngokuhlelekile kwe-naphgisiness yokuziphatha kwakhe - kwanele ku-silhouette of mncane? Ingabe i-curtain ilula? Akabonwa kuvulandi kaBardak oyifunayo namabhokisi amadala angawona ama-duct esiqandisini? Uma zonke izimpendulo zobufakazi zizogculisa, uzokunikela ngombhalo oqondile ngaphandle kwawo wonke la makhukhi: "Wenzani kusasa ebusuku?".
Isobho
Abathandi besikali baqala ukunamathela kuwe ngentshiseko kumasiko amahle okukhangisa. Akasho ukuthi: "Thenga izimpahla." Uthi: "Lo ngumkhiqizo omuhle kakhulu, wawina le nkomishi enhle ye-tennis, encibilikisiwe esikebheni ezinhlanganweni zikaMissouri futhi wanikeza inhlanhla yokupha, yimuphi umkhiqizo omuhle." Ngasikhathi sinye, ngokusemandleni, futhi, amasiko omthelela eCentral Asia, kuzoqinisekisa ukuthi ingilazi yakho ayinalutho. Futhi lapho uthambisa, kukuthathe ngemfudumalo. Eqinisweni, awunaso nesikhathi sokucabanga: "Usothandweni?" Usuvele usule i-T-shirt yakhe ngokubhaliwe: "Champion of 2010".
Scorpio
U-brown scorpion ubukeka. Esikhundleni salokho, cha. Uxolo, manje kuzoba ne-capslock: i-insourpion ebukeka ngayo. Futhi emehlweni edrama yakhe, usizi, luyazisola ngokungagcwaliseki, ukuphupha kothando, isithunzi sosizi, ukucatshangelwa okucabangayo, ukuboniswa kwakho kanye nokungatholakali kokuguqukela kwesikhundla esivundlile. Ku-Love Scorpio ayithandi ukuxoxa. Othandweni, uScorpion ufuna ukuba masisha ngangokunokwenzeka ensimini yawo ukwenza umhlatshelo. Futhi insimu yeScorpio, njengoba zonke izingane ziyazi, ubulili.
Sagittarius
USagittarius ngeke ahlazise ukuxakaniswa futhi athi evela embundwini: "Ngiphume, izimpi zidonsa." Okwamanje, ubamba umlomo womoya, uthenge izindandatho, uzokwazi uku-oda indawo yokudlela, umemezele abazali bakho, waqabule isandla sikanyoko, futhi uthanda ubaba, futhi ungathandani Ufuna ukuya komuntu omuhle kangaka. Yebo, uma ngokungazelelwe ungafuni ngesizathu esithile. Yize kungakhathalekile. Abathandi Sagittariov abaqondi igama elithi "cha", futhi ukwenqaba kwawo kuzoshayela kuphela. ISagittarius ingahlotshaniswa futhi yathunyelwa eParis kwiwadi yezinyathelo nezikali ngesiginesha: "Azart". Futhi ungafakanisa isandla sakho bese uya eParis ndawonye. Ngoba namanje akalimazi.