Njengoba sonke sazi (futhi uyazi futhi!), Isipiliyoni - Indodana yamaphutha inzima. Futhi isipiliyoni sezomnotho ngunina wangempela! Yize kunjalo, bambalwa kithi abangazange bathole ubisi olushibhile, amaqanda aphukile ngengozi noma nhlobo - abakhohliwe futhi bengavinjelwe ku-crane egcwele.
Kepha yikho konke, uzothi, Amanye amaphutha aqondakalayo, abomdabu kakhulu nabangenangqondo. Futhi uzolunga. Ngakho-ke, namuhla sikwethula ekwephule kwangempela kwabantu abaphilayo abavele bakhulile, kepha qhubeka nokulahla. Futhi ezinye - ngokwanele ebuntwaneni, ngakho-ke ziyakhumbula kuphela: o)Izimangaliso zeSmeKalky
Ngandlela thile, ebusheni bakhe, sanquma ukuthola izembatho ezimnyama nentombi yami. Asinayo indwangu emnyama, kwakukhona amashidi amadala. Imicu emhlophe. Upende wendwangu abukholwanga (bekukhona ama-9inencing amashumi ayisishiyagalolunye).
Sahlulela ukuthi indwangu yimicu. Nezinwele nazo ziyimicu. Ngakho-ke upende wezinwele ugoqeka impela. Futhi wathenga. I-Basma. Upende kubhavu.
Ukugeza kwakufanele kuthuthukise - umbala onsundu-oluhlaza wawungafuni ukuhamba naye. Amashidi awashintshiwe.
Oshuphile
Lapho nginensila yami kuphela, umama wanginikeza imbewu yokuhlwanyela futhi yathi yi-parsley. Ngambona, wakhuphuka, kepha kancane bekungafani namaqabunga epanini.Bengicabanga ukuthi kwakunguhlobo oluthile lokubukeka okukhethekile. Iphunga lalivame ukungabikho, iparsley ecijile kakhulu. Kepha akuzange kungiyeki. Ngisebenzise leli parsley lonke ehlobo ngokungeza kumasobho, i-borscht, njll. Futhi udle ngokuphelele!
Futhi ekwindla, i-parsley yami ethola izimpande ze-orange futhi yaphenduka izaqathi.
Iplaf
Kwakunowesifazane okhulelwe, wanquma ukulungiselela i-pilaf "efanelekile" epanini elihle le-bergof. Kuqale mayelana "nokugoqa uwoyela" no-Ida.
Amafutha amba umlilo futhi nginqume ukuyikhipha ... ngamanzi! Insika yomlilo yashisa okhiye abaseduze eduze kwayo yashiya ibala elimnyama ophahleni. Ifulethi lonke lalithunqiswa.
Ngithumele ingane enonyaka owodwa egumbini elide ngaqala ukubiza umyeni wami. Futhi le bastard, ilalele i-monologue yami ye-bivent yami, yabuza: "Ngakho-ke angizange ngiqonde - i-pilaf iyavuma noma cha?".
Supcha
Lapho ngibuya ohambweni lwami lokuqala ngeTurkger, nganquma ukuziqhayisa ngomndeni ngekhono elisanda kutholwa ukulungiselela. Ukuze uthole umboniso wakhetha isobho lepea. Kepha i-pea eningi yathela epanini elijwayelekile njengoba sifihla ebhakedeni ebhakedeni labantu abangama-30.I-pea eholayo egxile sisika isakramente, iqandisiwe, nanele isikhathi eside.
Ngemuva kokupendiwe
Ikati limake i-pad ethandwayo. Ngammnza wageza emshinini. Ubenengwe ngenqubo, egcwalisa ukugeza okudlule ngamapuleti asendulo eqiniso lokuthi kwakukhona izimpaphe kanye nezimpaphe. Ngangesaba futhi ngihlele kabusha imoto lapho kukhishwa khona.
Imoto yaphuthuma, i-hoarse, kepha yenqatshiwe, kepha ukuvula isivalo akuzange kuvume. Bekumele ngichithe amahora amabili, ngiphonse amanzi nge-valve engezansi. Inja ecijile kahle yathunga futhi yazishiya ehlelweni.
Amaqanda
Lapho ngineminyaka engaba ngu-9 noma eyi-10, khona-ke ngemuva kwesikole umama wami, ngangichazela ngocingo ukuthi ngilungiselela kanjani ukudla kwasemini. Lapho imikhiqizo esiqandisini ayiphenduki amaqanda. Umama weluleke: "Amaqanda eSwari, imizuzu emi-5 futhi alungele."Kusihlwa, umama wathola ukuqhuma okulambile nebhakede eligcwele lamaqanda aphukile aphukile. Ngithulule amanzi abandayo epanini, ngibeke iqanda, ngavula isitofu, ngalinda imizuzu emi-5, ngithathe iqanda, ngiphule - ngilahliwe. Kanjalo neshumi aphezulu
Umsizi wePapina
Ubaba wayephuthuma kakhulu emcimbini obalulekile. Ngacela ukuhlukumeza amabhulukwe. Ulimi, lwagcwala ngenkuthalo nge-gauze, okukhona ukucaca komcibisholo eceleni kombusi we-logarithmic.
Imicibisholo yaphenduka - ngeke ube nephelele! Kepha ngaphakathi kwamabhulukwe, ngoba ngasonteka amabhulukwe aqondayo. Ubaba wagijima lokhu.
ULenin wayeqinisile
Kuhhavini wami ogcinwe ama-nitens zonke izinhlobo. Futhi, lapho kungazelelwe kwavela, iphepha lokubhaka. Ngaphambi kokukhanyisa igesi, ishidi lokubhaka laphuma, kepha alibonanga iphepha. Wabamba umlilo. Ngimboze i-oveni futhi ngalinda ngize ngibe umfutho. Futhi-ke nginqume ukuqoqa njengokuhlanza okusheshayo kwe-vacuum.Umkhulu uLenin wayeqinisile! Ilangabi labavulwa ngaphandle kwenhlansi. Kwesokudla esihlalweni se-vacuum esikhwameni. Bekumele ngibize umyeni wami - wacebisa ukuba aqambe amanga kusofa futhi angathinti lutho ngaphambi kokufika kwakhe. Uma kwenzeka nje.
Amatheni
Abazali bahamba izinsuku ezintathu, bangishiya nodadewabo epulazini. Sinqume ukwenza amakhukhi "ama-roses", njengamahlumela. Futhi konke kwenzeka kakhulu. Kuphela ekugcineni, lapho usoso kusuka kufulawa oshisiwe wema naseChadila, nganquma ukuthi kwakudingeka ukuyipholisa. Angizange ngize ngibe nobuchule kanjani bokuthululela ukuncelisa namafutha alitha ama-mug wamanzi abandayo.
Hhayi-ke, ukuthi ngikwazile ukugoba !!! Amabala avela ku-fafaza uwoyela oshisayo amboze ikhishi lonke. Into edabukisa kunazo zonke kwakuwusuku olungaphambi kophahla lwalunjalo. Ngizamile ukupenda nge-gouache kanye ne-chalk, kepha hhayi kakhulu. Isikhathi sonke esisele sasithuthumela ukwethuka ngaphambi kwesijeziso.
Izamile
Ngelinye ilanga, umama wangiyala ukuba ngibe nokugqekeza intamo, futhi ngabhubhisa i-hoe rare futhi ngivele ngitshale i-Sea Buckthorn, okuthi abazali ngamanani angenazo ezinye izihlobo zensimu Isikhungo Sokucwaninga Engadi. Ibhasi elilodwa lasala, yize ngazama ukumshaya kakhulu. Ngenhlanhla, i-hoe isivele iboshwe.Ukubulala ngokubi
Lapho lalamba, futhi nganginenja enkulu, ngangithenga emcimbini ikhanda lonke. Eshibhile futhi enhle. Angizange ngicabange ngento eyodwa - ukuthi kuyadingeka ukuhluka ngandlela thile. Ngigxume amahora amathathu ngizungeze leli bhola elibi, bese ngiqonda - udinga ukusika!
Ngena ikhanda lakhe kubhavu, beka isihlalo ngebhodi elikhulu futhi wanquma ngembazo. Futhi ngaleso sikhathi, lapho sengikwenzile, ngabiza uhlobo oluthile lwephoyisa emnyango.
Kuyakufanelekisa, muhle kakhulu ngesimo, futhi phambi kwakhe intombazane, egazini, ezindaweni zenyama nangembazo. Futhi ngemuva komnyango onamahloni, uSenbernar ubukeka sengathi ukhonkotha izandla zakhe kancane.
Kwadingeka ngiqhube iphoyisa egumbini lokugezela ngibuye ngibonise ubuchopho bezinkomo nezinye izimfuno.
Isikhumba
Lapho ngisuka efulethini lomzali, ngabamba isikhumba seYak. Umsele waba yisipho esivela e-Asiya. Isikhumba sihle kakhulu, imitha eyodwa nesigamu semitha, uboya obude obukhulu.Muva nje uthathe isinqumo sokuwelula emshinini wokuwasha. Ephumayo, kwakudingeka ukususa ama-flakes woboya ukususa ama-flakes of fur, nesisekelo sesikhumba sagqekeza emibonweni futhi sanyamalala ngokoqobo. Futhi mangaki amawashi engiwasebenzisile, afake izinhlayiya ezincane zezikhumba ezivela emgqonyeni wezigubhu ezihlanjululwe ...
Izingane Zommbila
Ebusheni bami, asike sazi ukuthi sipheke kanjani ama-popcorn. Nganikwa ijazi lommbila. Faka epanini lokuthosa negesi. Isembozo asizange simboze.
Ngemuva kwemizuzu emihlanu, kwaqala ukugcwala kwangempela kwamapulangwe ashisayo! Kwakufanele ngibuyele ekhishini ngicashe ngemuva komnyango kuze kube yilapho yonke into iphele.
Izinkomo ziqinisekise
Ukulungiselela inyama yenkomo ethengiwe emakethe. Umthengisi, muhle ukungimamatheka kimi, anginamahloni okuthengisa inyama ye-Belarusian Running Cow.Ngayithinta amahora ambalwa ngamasu ambalwa, kepha akuhlanywanga. Indoda, amaphekula kaCulinari, inkathi ye-blender yakhe ngamazambane abunjiwe, kepha i-puree nayo ibingahlali. Kusuka kubuningi obuphumayo kungenzeka ukuncela umhluzi bese uthopha ikhekhe. Ngakho-ke sayisebenzisa.
Compote
Ngemuva kwamaholide, nginqume ukusindisa ama-tangeries "anyamalale". I-compote ebekiwe. Waphenduka alahlekile ngokushesha. Kepha angidideki. Eguquguqukayo brandy njengoba kufanele futhi wabona.
Pelmeshki.
I-bacheling ehostela le-Institute, uthathe isinqumo sokudonswa kwama-Fry Dumplings. Yebo, akulula, kepha ukushintshana - ekuphefumuleni okujulile! Wathatha ilitha lamafutha zemifino, wathululela epanini futhi walethwe ngamathumba.Waqala ukulahla amadombolo lapho, amnyama phambi kwamehlo akhe. Wabamba ipani nangaphansi komfula wamanzi. Thayipha ukupholisa. Bese kuba yi-classic yohlobo. Amanzi ngababili, ama-splash e-oyela kuwo wonke ama-surface azungezile, stench eyesabekayo!
Ayikho i-hood, ngakho-ke ngigijimisa ukuvula umnyango ukuze ngigcine ikhishi lingene emongeni. Konke lokhu kuyaphuka futhi ... kusebenze izinzwa zomlilo. I-Epeles yomiswa kuyo yonke ihostela, ama-efftors avinjelwe abilise umoya omncane. Ukushaya ukuze kwenzeke ukuvula umnyango ezitebhisini.
Eziphakanyiseleni, akekho umuntu onamathele kuphela ngethuba elihlanzekile.
Ezintweni ezincane
Ukuvakashela wonke umuntu ukushaya nokupheka eMpumalanga Yekhofi. Kungezwe usawoti osuselwa kusipuni senkomishi yesiphuzo. "Konke Kuyamangaza.
Ebusheni ngathatha ngamhlikihla amathayela ama-caron. Namathani, nensimbi, kunjalo, konakalisiwe.
Ngihlanze izicathulo zamazinyo (hhayi ama-sneaker) amazinyo. Yebo, amaCalies esicathu awenzi kuze kube manje.
Intombi ineminyaka engama-26 igcwele ngandlela thile ngandlela thile uma ummese epanini lamaqanda - ihlolwe, ifakwe noma cha. Uthe: "Hhayi-ke, amazambane ahlolwe kangako!"
Ngangifafaza i-borsch kaviniga kakhulu kangangokuba bekungenakwenzeka. Ngacabanga, ngathola amaphuzu e-soda ukuze ungangeni. Wadla.
Kathathu washaya i-freezer nommese. Kuma-freezers amathathu ahlukene. Shesha kuze kube yilapho u-defrost. Akukho lutho olungifundisayo.
Esikhundleni se-ginger, yathululelwa ngengozi empesheni yesobho yesobho. Kwavela ukuthi azothando, njengamavesi.
Ukuhambisa amantongomane obisi olubiziwe nentombi. Ubisi oluhlanganisiwe lwaluphekwe amahora amabili. Njengoba kwenzeka, kwakuyinto yesitshulu.
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