Izakhamizi esikanye nazo ka-Ahaut: Ah, ama-Classics, Ah, Izimfihlo, AH-AH-AH, Cossacks-abaphangi, ama-ExILBHA AYE. Futhi ngokukhohlisa ngokukhohlisa imidlalo lapho siphenya khona imingcele yemvume futhi ehloniphekile. Masikhumbule lezi zivivinyo ndawonye.
Dokotela, kuyini?
Faka ama-sparmain emadolweni bese ukhanyisa ithoshi, kahle, kahle, kunjalo. Kwabazali. Emhlanganweni wezingane, isifundo singayinkimbinkimbi kakhulu. Kwakunomdlalo futhi inketho enesihluku futhi ethembekile: vele uguquke ukukhombisa izingxenye zomzimba ezithokozisayo. Lokhu kwagcina kwakuyihora elihle kakhulu ngehora elithule enkulisa, lapho uthisha egeza aphuze itiye aphumule ezinganeni. Uma kubonakala ngawe ukuthi kuyadingeka ukuthi uthathe izingane zakho ngokuzimisela ngaphansi kogadle umnakekeli wewashi, zicabange kakhulu u-Igorevich, inhloko yenkonzo yezokuphepha, noma uMatilda Filippovna, naye, umamezala wakho, naye wadlala. Futhi akukho lutho, wavuka ngabantu abanokuziphatha okuhle, ngendlela.
*** Gnomic
Ezinye izingane zibize intokazi ephakeme njengengane. Umsebenzi ongenangqondo, osongelwa ngokufa kwenselelo. Izingane eziningi ezisebenzayo zabangela i-Gnome yeMotley. Ngemuva kwesiko, esingafaka, sithi, sibeka uswidi esibukweni bese sisonta esithendeni esisodwa, i-gnome bekufanele ibhale amaqabunga amahle ayigugu amaqabunga akhe kwesobunxele. Uma izingane ezindala zikufunde ngemisebenzi, ungancika ngokuphelele ku-Gnomic.
Inyoni akuyona isihawu
Kuhle ukuba nesilwane esifuywayo, uFluffy futhi ujabule. Kepha isilwane esincane esincane ebuntwaneni sasingeyona impahla ebaluleke kakhulu. Ngemuva kwakho konke, kungangcwatshwa! I-Losers bangcwaba izitsha, okungenani, amasele. Egqoke ama-hamsters, izinyoni noma amamongo wegundane kusuka ku-mousetrap. Isidumbu sihlome ngalokhu kukhanya ngokuhlonishwa okufanelwe ngumholi wamaViking. Ibhokisi elihle, i-wreath of Coltsfoot, inhlangano yomngcwabo yahlabelela: "I-TU-104 iyindiza engcono kakhulu" futhi amanzi ngokucophelela phezu kwethuna - Saint-Saint-Saint - isiphambano kusuka kumahlumela.
Izimpukane Eziyimali
Uhlobo oluthile lokuphuza, umuzwa wokuphuza wenjabulo othathwe lapho iphepha noma isikhwama sepulasitiki noma amaphepha amatshe anamanzi, kwesinye isikhathi ahlukaniswe i-ink, ahlukaniswe i-asphalt. Hewu! Ukuphakama kwakho kuphila, okupholile, kunjalo. Kwesinye isikhathi umdlalo uqale kude. Isibonelo, ngaphambi kokuphonsa amaqanda ophahleni lwezimoto noma ngaphambi kokuza efulethini lomakhelwane obudidiyele nge-lysina emanzi kanye namadevu, okuvela kuwo okuthululelwe ku-cap ekuhlaselweni okungazelelwe kobuhlakani.
Inombolo yomkhiqizo 2.
Kwakungekho ocansini e-USSR, kepha kwakukhona uhlobo oluthile lwamakhondomu. Futhi akunakwenzeka ukuthi okungenani kube uhlobo oluthile lwengane olungakwazi ukunxusa ukuba lube yi-gum lufihlwe kabi ngabazali. (Esikhundleni salokho, wayefihlwe kahle, kodwa sasibukeka ngokucophelela). Vele, akukho okunye ngaphandle kwebhaluni elibuthakathaka, le nto ayikwazanga ukuba njalo. Futhi-ke ingane ivame ukujabula komakhelwane, igijima ezungeze igceke ngendaba ebonakalayo kakhulu ngentambo. OKUFANELEKILE KAKHULU futhi wapenda ebholeni lobuso.
Ingabe kuyindlu efulethini iZaitsev?
Esikhathini esifanele, ugigitheka futhi ubambe isisu, udinga ukushayela inombolo engahleliwe, linda "Sawubona, yithi!" Bese ubuza ububi. Ingabe unamanzi ashisayo? Kusasa sikulethela ukugeza kwendlovu. Emphenweni omncane, ungavele ugibele ku-tube. Akunandaba nokuphendula kwe-interlocutor, yonke into ilele phansi kusuka ekuhlekeni. Futhi ukuzwa ucingo lwefoni, ama-ju aseverans aqhaqhazela ekwesabeni: kungazelelwe banenombolo ethile lapho, isimanga esingajwayelekile, futhi manje sizoyiswa emaphoyiseni?
I-Pile Mala
Ubulungu obuhlanzekile nolungeyona i-premium nokuhlolwa kwethiyori yeDarwin - Yeqa phezu komunye nomunye kuze kube phansi phansi kuzoqala ukuwa. Egcekeni lenganekwane, abanye bafa ngempela! Okungenani, izinkinobho ezikule nqubo zadilizwa kakhulu. Kepha kulokhu isixuku seMala saphenduka kuphela.
Bhekisa futhi ubaleke
Uma izwe lomlingo lalisebuntwaneni, kwakuyindawo yokwakha. Futhi kwakukhona amatshe angaphambili empunga esakhiweni, eCarbide, esachithwa futhi abhujiswa, uma uyiphonsa esigangeni. Futhi wayengakushisa ngomlilo (futhi ashise)! I-Squirt Antisocial Entertainment, engabizi futhi labo abangasho lutho ekhemisi. Into esemqoka, ngenduku yocingo eya endaweni yokwakha.
Izingane ngokulwa nempahla yezenhlalo
Ama-Trams nama-trams ahlabezwa ngamandla abo nokunganakwa. Isilingo sokuhlola isilo sensimbi sasisihle. Kuzoba yini ngesichibi, isipikili, ukhokho, uma uzifaka ojantshi? Futhi kuzokwenzekani esitimeleni uqobo? Ngokuya ngenganekwane, kusuka ePiglet, isitimela singakwazi ukuwela kahle ojantshi. Amasheke ajwayele ukuqhubeka kuze kube yilapho abahloli befundiswa ngojantshi ngemuva kwezindlebe.
Isitolo
Phakathi kosawoti ongenacala, amabala futhi washaya umdlalo omuhle wembongolo. Umsebenzi womethuli kwakuwukuhamba nomuntu onebhola epapa noma ekhanda (sawubona, concussion). Abadlali, ngasikhathi sinye, bekungenakwenzeka ukugijima nje, kwadingeka ukuthinta umhlaba okungenani ngesandla esisodwa. Kwavela ukuthi wonke umuntu wagcwala emhlabathini, ezama ukumboza ikhanda nembongolo ngasikhathi sinye. Uma umuntu ebancenga ukubamba ibhola, angamphonsa kude, futhi wonke umuntu uthola ithuba lokuhlala futhi athuthukise izikhundla zawo. Futhi mhlawumbe kungenye into ehlakaniphile futhi ethuthukisayo yomdlalo. Kuhlobo olulula, amanzi azama nje ukunika umuntu podzhopnik, ngakho-ke nawo.
