Kunezimo lapho ungadingi ukukhuphukela kumakhelwane wakho nakukude nosizo lwakho. Ibhizinisi lethu liyabona kuphela futhi lisinde kulezi zikhathi.
Kwesinye isikhathi uvele wephule ububi nokungabi nabulungisa okuvela kuwe. Futhi uma ungeyena uhlelo lwe-rocket oluqondile futhi olusheshayo "lweza - ngathi, ngakushaya", bese lukuqhekeza futhi kusuka kufulawa oyithandayo. Bhala-usizo, ngaphandle kwalokho kuzoba "oh" - noma ukungafaneleki, khona-ke kuzoba kubi kakhulu? Vele, azikho izimpendulo ezijwayelekile. Kucace bha ukuthi esimweni ngasinye kukhona inqwaba yezinqamuleli. Kepha kunezikhathi lapho impendulo ingeyokunye: "Musani, futhi kuzoba kubi kakhulu."1. Umuntu wenqaba ngokuqondile
Unaye ngezinhloso ezinhle kakhulu: "Lenochka, into oyidabukile namuhla!" Futhi uyizwi elibushelelezi: "Yebo Cha, konke kuhlelekile." Uyaqonda: Yebo, yebo, intombazane enesizotha enjalo. Futhi qhubeka: "Ngiyakuqonda konke! Kwenzekeni kuwe? " Usevele unovalo kancane: "Yebo, akukho lutho olwalubonakala ngalo." Unikela ngobuqotho ukuhlukanisa ubunzima futhi ungene esikhundleni sehlombe lakho. Uyaphonsa kuwe ... kungani? Ngoba inombolo yomyalo ingenye yazo zonke i-chip-i-dale ejwayelekile: "Uma ungafuni usizo lwakho - ungahambi nosizo lwakho." Isebenza futhi ezimweni lapho othile eseduze futhi yize kudabukisa ngokuziqhenya, ukwenqaba ukukwazisa ngesizathu. Noma lapho umuntu eduze kwakhe ngenkuthalo, kodwa hhayi ukuthi kudingeka kanjani ukwenza lokhu - ngokombono wakho ogunyaziwe.
Lapho imingcele iya: Uma uhlala nalo muntu hhayi inyanga yokuqala - futhi uhamba ingxenye enkulu yesikhathi ebumnyameni wamafu, nayo yonke imizamo yakho yokuqonda okwenzekile kuhamba kuphela futhi kuphenduke. Kubukeka sengathi uhlala naye isikhathi esingaphezu kwenyanga!
2. Izingane zidlala ku- "Ngiyinhloko" lapha "
Umbuzo ungowaphakade njengenkukhu "inkukhu noma iqanda", "ukuba noma ungabi" futhi "ophila kahle eRussia": izikokazi zakhe? Futhi ngubani owokuqala ukubiza inyama yenkomo? Futhi ngubani okufanele avelele yimbuzi noma i-Dilda ende? Umzali (futhi ikakhulukazi umfutho, ngomqondo kagogo) kaningi kuwo wonke amabanga aphuthumayo, ukuzwa ukuzwa okubhongayo nokungqongqoza ubukhulu. Njengomthetho, kuzolunga ngokuzenzakalelayo ngengane yomunye umuntu - noma, uma bobabili bangeyakho, bese kuba ophakeme. Kepha akudingeki ube yijaji lokulamula. Akunasidingo sokukhipha "isisulu" futhi usongele "owonile" - ikakhulukazi uma ukuqondanisa kungacaci. Khombisa uzwela - ngicela. Lalela futhi ukhombise okuqondayo - vele! Kodwa ukungaphuphu esikhundleni se- "Nkulunkulu avela emotweni", kodwa ukuchaza ukuthi abantu baphuma kanjani kulezi zimo ukuthi ukuyekethisa okunjalo nokuthi ungazimela kanjani noma uzimele. Phambili kwempilo, futhi kuyo ngeke uhlale uyihola ngesikhathi lapho ubutha bengane buzofika emlenzeni.Lapho imingcele iya: Lapho ubona ukuthi lokhu akusekho i-Skodnya, kepha unesihluku esikhulu - futhi ubona ingane yezempilo (ngokomzimba noma ngokwengqondo).
3. Abazali abangemthetho bacasule ingane yakhe
Noma ukumemeza ingane, ububi. Noma ayimnaki ukukhala, monster. Yebo, kunjalo, akunakukhululeka ukuba seduze, ikakhulukazi endaweni yomphakathi eseduze. Kodwa akukho okungenziwa, akudingekile ukuthi izingane zenze umsindo, kuzofanela zisinde njengokuduma kwezulu. Futhi akuveli ukuthi uzofinyelela izinhloso ngentukuthelo yakho yokulunga, okungukuthi, uzokwenza konke kube buthule nako. Kunesizathu sokuphefumula, ukhiphe futhi ucabange: Kungani ngizolwa? Kungikhumbuza ini? Kungani ngithi "angikwazi ukuyibona" futhi "ngeke ngishiye kanjalo"? Ngabe ngizuze ingane, nginikele ngokuqinile umzali wakhe emehlweni abongane nakwabanye? Ngokuqondene nengane ngaphandle kwesigqoko ("iqhwa!") Noma ngesilayidi ("Isiphikiso esiyiziwula!") - Ngemuva kwalokho kuthunyelwe amazwana anjalo ngokusemthethweni.
Lapho imingcele iya: Futhi, lapho ingozi yangempela. Lapho ingane ishaya. Noma lapho benganakanga iqiniso lokuthi ingane yaphela endleleni futhi manje ingangena ngaphansi kwemoto.
4. Intombi akuyona ukubukeka okuhle kakhulu
Hhayi-ke, ayihambi, ukuhlanya, kungukugqoka kwe-lilac ngentambo. Hhayi-ke, akayazi ukuthi ungumhluphi ompofu, ohlobisa izimonyo okufanele uzisebenzise. Futhi naye ufuna ehluke ngokuphelele. Futhi wena, iphayona elithembekile, i-muskeker enhle futhi ufisa ukuhamba kahle okuhle, uzomazi manje, zishintshe futhi ugqoke indlela efanele. Futhi lizophinda libe, njengelanga, likhanye! Ngemuva kokuthi ngokusemthethweni ukunamathela ngokoqobo uhlobo oluthile lwesengezo luphezulu. Lapha, kholwa, akayena abangane nawe ukuze uwubeke phansi. Kanye nemikhandlu yemfashini, futhi, abantu abaqeqeshiwe abakhona. Mhlawumbe unethuba lokubuyisa ama-stylists. Kepha ithuba lokulahlekelwa ubungani likhulu.Lapho imingcele iya: Yebo, uma evale kakhulu uMascara emkhosini, futhi akazange abheke esibukweni futhi akazange aqaphele - lokhu kuyaqondakala, icala elihluke ngokuphelele.
5. Umngani "Sidinga ukukwenza"
Kudinga ukubhaliswa ngokushesha echibini. Yena uqobo, kunjalo, akakaze, ngakho-ke uzohamba manje uwubhale phansi. Futhi okungcono kakhulu ku-yoga. I-Yoga isiza ngokuphelele ekuphathweni kokukhuluphala, indlela engajwayelekile yomgogodla, i-aura engenampilo ne-karma engalungile. Usuvele ulungiselele incwadi ewusizo ye-mega kuye ... yeka. Okokuqala, awazi yonke imininingwane ngempilo yakhe, ifa namaqhude ekhanda. Futhi umuntu unelungelo nokugcina, yebo. Futhi ukuqinisekisa ukuthi akuphuthumayo ukunakekela impilo yakho, noma ngabe uyithatha kanjani kanzima kangakanani. Mhlawumbe uza kunoma yiziphi izenzo zokuphulukisa. Mhlawumbe uzokweluleka. Kepha uma uthwebula amehlo akhe ngokungapheleli nobuvila bakhe, ngeke kube khona okuhle.
Lapho imingcele iya: Lapho yena ngombhoshongo wayo weBell uyakukholisa ngokuthile. Ake sithi uhlale phansi ekudleni futhi ungathithi noma ngubani lapho, futhi ucishe ake amakhekhe aphoqelekile angenayo amakhekhe ama-cutlets. Yebo, kunjalo, ingabe ungumlobi omubi, ngakho-ke ungakwazi kahle futhi wazise.
6. Hlangana nomngane womyeni wakhe kwenye
Cha, kahle, akunakwenzeka ukuthi ungavuli amehlo akhe. Ubelokhu usola ukuthi ... lokhu kungcono kakhulu ... hhayi isilwane esikhulu kunazo zonke. Futhi manje ngiyabonga kuwe, Miss Markle Schigrovsky County, ubugebengu bekhulu leminyaka buyembulwa! Manje? Ngabe niyazi bonke odade bakhe nomlingani webhizinisi okungukuthi nangezibonakaliso ezikhethekile? Uqinisekile ukuthi uvimbela ukuvezwa kwakho hhayi isimo esithi "sakhubeka - ukuphenduka - sekuvele saba kuhle kithi futhi sizojaha esithandwayo ngesigaxa esikhulu esidlangile"? Futhi noma ngabe konke kunzima. Yebo, konke ngeke kube ngolwazi lwakho lokusebenza olusebenzayo kalula. Futhi ngokuvamile, amakhanda ezithunywa ahambe nentshonalanga embi, kungenzeka ukuthi uzwe okuthile.
Lapho imingcele iya: Lapho yena eyiqonda ngayo konke futhi azi; Uyakhalaza; kuveze ngokusobala ukuthi leli qiniso lembuzi lalithola amaphuzu ayishumi embuzi ohlwini; Ilinde ukwesekwa. Kukhona ukubukeka okunjalo angikubonanga lutho, angizwanga lutho, ngeke ngitshele muntu, ngandlela thile wadela.
7. Ukukhathazeka kakhulu ... noma ukuhlukana
Unentombi nomngani. Phakathi kwazo, bangumbhangqwana. Le ndlela kwenzeka ngempumelelo! Kodwa akukho lutho olungaphansi kwenyanga, futhi manje uthando lwami lwaphakade ngokuhamba kancane kwesandla luphenduka lube yi- "Gav-Gav-Gav". Lokho kungcolile kanjani! Ukutshela ukuthi ubona izindaba ezidabukisayo ukuthi: "Uyangithanda?" Uphendule wathi: "Hhayi, lunjani uthando?" Akahlali kangako - mayelana nokuthi ngolunye usuku wavuka kangakanani, futhi esikhundleni sokudla kwasekuseni ngobusuku bokusalela inothi "Ngangishiya umama." Ngokuhlaziya okuqhathanisayo, uza esiphethweni sokuthi omunye wabo akulungile. Futhi uzama ukujabulela owesibili. Noma esiphethweni sokuthi bobabili bajabule futhi kuyadingeka ukubuyisa kwabo ngokuphuthumayo. Ngiyabonga ngawe. Hhayi-a. Noma bedida, ngeke balengise izithombe zakho egumbini labo lokulala elivuselelwe. Futhi uma unyamalala - ubeka engcupheni koyedwa ongakwazi ukuhlukanisa nobungani obuthathu khona manjalo: nabo njengeseli lomphakathi, kanye nalo kanye naye kanye naye kanye nalo kanye naye kanye naye kanye nalo kanye naye kanye naye kanye naye. Yebo, owesithathu awedlulele lapha - ezindabeni ezinjalo.Lapho imingcele iya: Lapho abanye babo bewela uphahla futhi wenza noma yini eyingozi futhi / noma engekho emthethweni. Kepha lokhu kwenzeka kaningi kancane kancane kune-banal 'eboshwe utamatisi, awuzange uphathwe ibhakede, uNatasha, bheka ukuthi ngiphuphuma kanjani. "
8. Ozakwabo Baxabana
Lesi simo siba sifana nesokuqala, lapho u-Ivan Ivanovich, no-Ivan Nikiforovich, sanamathela kwabanye i-Hussak ngesisekelo - futhi bakubize ngokuhlukile koFakazi abaphikisi babo. Ukungabi ngumngane wesikhathi eside wobungane bobabili noma udokotela omuhle kakhulu wezengqondo, awuqondi ngaso sonke isikhathi ukuthi imilenze yakho ikhula lapho futhi empeleni yangena esikhundleni salokho. Ngakho-ke kungcono ukungafaneleki. Ubukhulu benza umuntu oqondayo futhi ngokubamba iqhaza kokukhulisa amashiya. Ngaphandle kwalokho, sizozithola usekhanda lakho ngumhlanganyeli onxanxanxantathu obambezela ukuhlanza kweBermud.
Lapho imingcele iya: Lapho bengakuniki ngokweqiniso ukuthi basebenze futhi baphule uhlelo. Akwanele ukuyinika ngokwanele ukukwazisa ngokuthula - ngemuva kwalokho uzoba nelungelo lokuziphatha ngokucophelela futhi wazise kahle iziphathimandla ukuthi kuvinjelwe umsebenzi onjalo.
9. Ingane Endala Iphila "Akunjalo"
Wazithola esengumlingani ongalungile. Ubulili obungalungile, ngombala ongalungile wezinwele nohlu olungalungile lwamafilimu owathandayo. Sawubona, lokhu akuwona umlingani wakho, lo ngumlingani wakhe! Waba ngumlimi wemifino futhi ngokushesha wakwazi ukufa ngaphandle kwamasimu athambile. Uhamba isigamu sonyaka ukuze afunge e-Afrika - futhi angafa e-Tsetz endiza. O, kunzima ukukhuluma nawe, kepha wonke umuntu angafa noma kuphi. Ngisho nawe ngaphansi kwephiko. Yima ebusuku usuka kusofa, fuck ikhanda lakho odongeni futhi ufe. "Ungumuntu okhulile, ohlukile kimi" - zama ukuphinda le mandla lapho ubiza i-morgue, ngoba ama-thirtite akazange aphakamise ifoni kusuka ku-pastime yesikhathi esiyisihlanu.
Lapho imingcele iya: Ingozi ecacile yokuthi ungavimbela. Indodakazi ibiza futhi ithi umyeni wakhe wamphula. Azikho "zigqokwe". Ukusekelwa, ukwamukela, amaphoyisa, udokotela wezengqondo, lokho konke lokhu. Uma umane nje "Ka-Fair" anganele naye, ngoba "uMathernal Se-Erdza", bese unikeza inhliziyo yakho yamakhambi awusizo futhi awenzi inhloko ekhulelwe!
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