Mina yena uyazi ukuthi kungani abesifazane bezungezwe kanjalo inani lezinganekwane. Abanye basungulwa amadoda - ukwenza umfazi athobele. Abanye baye bakhuphuka nabo ngokwabo, ukuze sisemuva kwethu, ekugcineni, ngemibuzo eyisiphukuphuku.
Kepha amavolumu amathathu asele e-encyclopedia "izinganekwane kanye nezinganekwane mayelana nabesifazane" - bavelaphi? Ukusuka eHhovisi laseZulwini, usithume ukuba siphile ngokungadikibi? Bayeke bakufunde lapho ngokwakho, yilokho. Futhi izithombe zizobhala kangcono ukuthi konke kuyiphutha, akulona iqiniso, hhayi iqiniso!
Azikho ubuhlakani phakathi kwabesifazane
Sithi "Hhayi ubuhlakani", kusho ukuthi "ngoba bayiziphukuphuku kakhulu." Cha. Emphakathini wezinzalamizi, owesifazane akakwazi ukuba yinto ebucayi, ngoba - ubani ozomnika? Futhi noma ithuba lokudala owesifazane kwaba - ubani ozokhuluma ngakho? Wonke umuntu uyazi i-Lord Bayron, imbongi ekhalelekile. Ngabe ukhona owaziyo isihogo uLavlace, indodakazi yakhe? Lona wesifazane ufike ohlelweni lokuqala lomshini wekhompiyutha. Unguhlelo lokuqala emlandweni wesintu. Kepha izingane ezikoleni zisatshelwa kuphela ngoMaria Curie. Njengokungathi ukuphela kowesifazane omuhle kakhulu emhlabeni.
Abesifazane bathanda izingane
Abanye abantwana abathandana nabo bathanda esimweni esisodwa: lapho efuna ukuza ezakhe. Ngalesi sikhathi esifushane, empeleni, izingane ziyazithanda. Ngokuvamile, konke. Uma lona wesifazane engafuni ukuba nowesifazane noma, kunalokho, usuvele uqale izigcawu ezimbalwa, izingane zabanye abantu kungenzeka zicasulwe kakhulu. Ngoba abesifazane bachitha isikhathi esiningi nezingane. Futhi ekwaziyo ukuthi lezi "zingelosi empeleni zizimela. Lokhu ukuthula kwesihogo, igama elifanele.
Abesifazane bayazisongelelwa bona
Gnull lise! Ngakho-ke, esekelwa ngabesifazane uqobo. Bayabathanda ezinye izimpaphe ze-fluff kanye nokutholwa ngokuthi bangamamayela ezithendeni eziyishumi nambili nama-eyelashes okufakelwa, ngoba muhle. Yep. Ekhaya kuphela lobu buhle obuhlala ngokuhlanzwa kwe-physiognomy, kumabhulukwe anethezekile ashaqekile ngoshokoledi. Kepha ngokuvamile, yena, ufana kakhulu nokuthi kungenzeka aphule i-ankle noma athole umdlavuza wesikhumba. Ngakho-ke, yena noStiletto bagqoka futhi bahlabe ama-solarium. Ngokwakho.
Abesifazane - sweetka.
Iqiniso. Abanye besifazane bafana namadoda athile. Kepha akubona bonke abesifazane nakancane. Bonke abesifazane bebonke bayizilwane ezingemva. Ngomqondo othile, ubuthongo bensikazi bungakwazi ukusebenza ngokujwayelekile ngaphandle kwamaprotheni ezilwane, uhlelo lokuzala luzomboza u-basin wethusi ngokushesha. Kepha amadoda angaphila kalula ngobhontshisi, akukho okuzokwenzeka kubo.
Abesifazane abanolaka
Ngisho nababulali be-serial phakathi kwethu - izinkomfa eyodwa nengxenye yendaba yonke, ukungasho ukuthi abathandi abalula ukudonsela umuntu ngezinsimbi. Eqinisweni, empeleni, abesifazane basalokhu benamabala, akuvamile ukusebenzisa amandla omzimba amakhulu ukubonisa ukufutheka kwabo. Okwani? Ungaba ne-cyanide ekudleni. Ukuthela yonke ibhizinisi.
Abesifazane abanasifiso sezithombe ezingcolile
Uqinisile? Mwahahaha.
Abesifazane bafuna ukushada
Hhayi. La madoda afuna ukushada. Uma amadoda engazange eze nomshado omangalisa, khona-ke abantu abangamaNgogasi babehlanya futhi banethalente babeqeda ubukhona babo obudabukisayo, bengashiyi inzalo yabo. Ngoba ababadingayo, izifo? Yebo, manje, lapho imithetho yezinzalamizi iqala ukuchuma emthungo, abesifazane bashada nomuntu abangafuni. Nokho, uma ubuchopho bugcwele kahle ngokufanelekile - basaphuma, bese befika ngokushesha. Ngomqondo wesikweletu esigcwalisiwe.
Abesifazane bathanda ukuzibandakanya emsebenzini ojwayelekile
Ngakho-ke kubukeka sengathi isithombe - owesimame uhlala, ubeka izinhlamvu ezimvilophini futhi usuka enjabulweni. Kuliqiniso, ngasizathu simbe ngifuna ukudweba amathe okudonsa. Futhi ingemuva elihlanjululwe ukufaka. Akekho othanda umsebenzi ojwayelekile, yikho kanye nabesifazane ngokukhethekile ukuyenza.
Abesifazane - phansi obuthakathaka
Kuzoba nolwandle, ngijabule futhi luhlupho. Ngomqondo - indlala, ukoma, ukumba ngemuva kwemisebe, ubhubhane lwenhlekelele ethile emnandi ne-zombiapocalypse kunqwaba. Futhi lapho le mbumba yenjabulo izoqeda endodeni yokugcina, sizokwenza ngamahlombe futhi sivume - yebo, sibuthakathaka. Sineqiniso lesisindo semisipha lincane kakhulu.
Abesifazane badinga ubulili ngothando
Futhi kungenjalo injabulo, kanjani, ngathi. Sidla othandweni kuphela, silala kuphela othandweni, silulama - kuphela uthando. Kepha uma ku-traffic jam amahora amathathu nje, bese ekugcineni ufika ethoyilethi, usafanele ucabange ukuthi sinaso isikhathi sokuthanda le ngxenye yeSanatayans? Futhi-ke awusoze wazi - ngeke ngijabule.
