December, isikhathi segolide se-hattua kanye nokungabekezeleli. Usuku olukhanyayo luhlala amahora owodwa nesigamu, emgwaqweni lubheke phansi, isigqoko sigibela ibunzi lakhe. Yonke into ezungeze abesilisa beqhwa ngezikhafu futhi nguwe kuphela oyisilo esikhulu ngekhala elibomvu. Futhi manje sekukhona konke okulandelayo ukukudonsela engxoxweni yezwe futhi ubuze imibuzo ezizibuza njalo ngoDisemba.
Uzogubha kuphi?
Njengokungathi kunabantu abaningi emhlabeni abangaphendula lo mbuzo ngaphambi kukaDisemba 30th. Kodwa-ke, umkhuba ukhombisa ukuthi indlela engcono kakhulu yokuhlela iphathi yasendle ngezihlahla eziluhlaza, izihlahla eziluhlaza okotshani kanye nokuvuka kwelinye idolobha - zinquma ukubonwa noma yini ngemuva kokuthi isiqinisekisi sidonsela inkulumo yakhe.Yini ebanda kangaka!
Iqiniso elimangalisayo: umthamo wenkumbulo yethu wanele kuphela ebusika ebusika. Umuntu angasinda ebusika obungu-30 baseRussia abasebusika baseRussia, ngaso sonke isikhathi lapho bebuka ama-Dwarfs eqhwa empukane, futhi namanje bazibuza njalo - yini, lokushisa lokushisa? Kunjani lokho?
Yini ozoyithola unyaka omusha?
Nansi imfihlakalo kaNcibijane kuwe: akusiwona ukuthi blue, hhayi ukuthi ezimhlophe, futhi nakhu engeke idonse amehlo, kodwa lapha kukhona inqwaba, futhi namanje onjalo fintiflushka, kodwa emikhonweni le candybober. Khuluma ngengubo yemikhosi - anginendaba nokuthi yini okufanele ngiyibizele. Ulimi lwaseRussia luphuzi kakhulu futhi luyanganati ukudlula ngobukhulu bayo bonke.
Ikuphi inkampani?
Ngisho neqhwa lokuqala alizange liwe ngempela, namanje i-selfie ezihlathini ezinamakhanda ayizange zigcwale i-Instagram, futhi igalari yasehhovisi isivele iqala ngomona ngamabhizinisi ezinkampani. Futhi sizoba nomjaho esikebheni echibini nge-champagne! Futhi siqasha lonke iBaikonur ye-Cosmos Party evulekile! Futhi sineMadonna nge-Hosak kaGlustin! Kodwa-ke, scout crane: Inkampani ne-Corporate, ukuze amayunithi asindile, iningi lizowela phansi komqondisi ngaphambi kokukhishwa kweGalistina.Yini okufanele ngiyinike umyeni wami (ugogo, umshana, parfenu nicodemy)?
Hlanza ibhola le-crystal - amasonto amabili alandelayo kuzodingeka uphendule imibuzo enjalo izikhathi ezingama-20 ngosuku. Ekugcineni, ukuqonda kwakho kuyahlolwa. Kusuka embundwini, kuyacaca ukuthi ungakhetha isipho kumuntu ongakaze ubone emehlweni. Lokhu kwenzeka uma kwenzeka izinketho ezingenazinkinga ezilungele wonke umuntu - isethi yobukhazikhazi eBrein, Strapon, ebekelwe ukubekelwa ngamakristalu eSwarovski, kanye ne-cubic metrats.
Undiza kuphi?
UJanuwari ku-Middle Lane muhle kakhulu kangangokuba i-psyche engavamile izohola ubuhle bayo. Uma ungeke ujoyine i-stender blade yezikhwama ezifudukayo, yenza igama elifanelekile lobuso - usizi, imfihlakalo nokuzimisela ukulwa nemivimbo yesikhathi. Kuzofanele uyigqoke ngaso sonke isikhathi lapho othile azothakazelisa indlela yakho yemikhosi. Ngaphandle kwalokho, kusamele uchaze ukuthi kungani ungandiza noma kuphi nokuthi uma kungenjalo uhlose ukuhlala kanjani eqhweni lokuqala leqhwa.
Phonsa imali kuze kube nguFebhuwari?
Awudingi imali - i-Corridor usuyigcinile ama-banknotes, ikhishi, futhi, ngisho nasedongeni lwendlu yangasese, uBen Franklin unobungani. Yabelana ngokumamatheka kwakhe nalabo, ngokungafani nani, bafuna ukuqaphela unyaka omusha, futhi bandize kabi, kanye nama-snickers ukuthenga izingane.Ngomqondo wokuthi "ngisebenza kuze kube yi-31"? Sheqa kukho konke, sesivele sisakaze!
Yini engajabulisa ukwedlula ukwenza umbiko waminyaka yonke (okuyinto, vele, ongakwazi ukulinda kuze kube usuku olulandelayo) ngaphansi kokukhala kwabangane benjabulo kanye nokukhala kwezibuko eholidini lomunye umuntu? Ngabe ukubekwa uphawu kweziteshi zamazinyo ngaphandle kwe-anesthesia.
Yini ozoyipheka?
Yebo, njengenjwayelo: I-Türbo Fiflet ene-truffle sauce, i-nasaaz isaladi, tikka masala nezinyoni ze-schelokadny. Yebo, u-Olivier, ngokwemvelo, futhi uzopheka u-Olivier, futhi izwe lonke elikhulu ngethonya elilodwa lizolungisa inkukhu elilodwa, inkukhu ethosiwe, ukusika inyama kanye ne-vodka. Ikakhulukazi i-vodka.Ukuncipha emsimbeni?
Akukhathalekile ukuthi kungakanani kilo kuwe nokuthi ufuna kangakanani ngokwakho - udinga ukwehlisa isisindo, uma kungenjalo unyaka omusha ngeke ufike nhlobo. Bonke abesifazane abahloniphekile behlise isisindo kabili ngonyaka - ngesonto ngaphambi kwempi yamaKurats nezinsuku ezintathu ngaphambi kokusuka kolwandle.