Abafundi bethu bangamantombazane ahlakaniphile kakhulu, kunjalo. Futhi yingoba bangamantombazane ahlakaniphile, kwesinye isikhathi alungele isibuko, avule umlomo wawo athi "Nkosi, ukuthi ngiyisiwula esinje, futhi ?!"
Futhi izithombe ziyazi, ziyazi! Siyizithandwa zakho, yiziphi iziwula. Ngomqondo wethukile, yiziphi iziwula. Kwesinye isikhathi. Ngakho-ke manje awunaso isidingo sokuphula ikhanda lakho ngaphezu kokubi kwakho - sesivele sithole ukuthi yini le ndaba.
O, angithintanga lutho, uqobo lwami!
Owesifazane kanye nenqubo ayihambelani, wonke umuntu uyazi. Kuhlala kuyimfihlakalo, nokho, kungani i-multicooker, iprosesa ekhishini, eyomisa nemishini yokuwasha, kanye nesihlanza sokwenza i-vacuum enomsebenzi wama-shoel angenayo awanasici. Ngaphandle kokuthi kuqhume ngokuzumayo. Kepha nazi amakhompyutha nezimoto - ihlathi elimnyama. Akunakwenzeka ngokuqinile ukuthatha nokuthola ukuthi yini lapho. Okokuqala, ngoba asikho isidingo sokwandisa i-entropy, ukwephula izikhathi kanye nokuhleleka kwaphakade Okwesibili, kuyaphila. Yebo, imoto iphila ngqo, yebo. Uyasaba ukukhuphuka manicure ku-guts yakhe engaqondakali.
Umbono .... Futhi ngiyithola ?!
I-topographic cretinsm - yethu yonke. Futhi ama-navigators - okubi. Ngoba lapho uvula i-smartphone, ikhadi aliphenduki, liyade! Ezulazula emaphandleni amathathu. Uma ngokungathi sína, ososayensi bayaqiniseka - ikhadi eliqondayo (i-navigator efanayo ekhanda) yakhelwa ebuntwaneni. Futhi uma uthanda ukudweba amakhosazana futhi uchithe isikhathi ku-gazebo onodoli, bese kuba khona. Futhi uma ngixosha amasimu e "Cossacks-Fabbers", futhi ngaqoqa amaphazili kanye nabaklami, khona-ke awunakho i-cretiinism ye-topographic. Okungukuthi, akunjalo nakancane. Sincika nje ikhadi ukuze lifunde. Kulula ukukhumbula ukuthi lapha isonto eliluhlaza limi - uphawu oluhle kakhulu.
Futhi udumo lwabasebenzi akuyona indoda nakancane!
Kuyamangaza, kepha iqiniso: iMedAlist yegolide, iRedDiplomnitsa futhi ngokuvamile ihlakaniphile ingavula umlomo ngokuzumayo futhi ilenga okuthile okusobala. Ibuza ukuthi ungasisiwula kanjani leso siwula? Kulula kakhulu. Lolu uhlangothi olubuyiselwe emuva lwendondo olubizwa nge- "Multitasking". Singenza izinto eziningana ngasikhathi sinye futhi sicabange ngakho konke ngasikhathi sinye. Kepha uma imisebenzi iba kakhulu, i-autopilot ihlwitha kusuka ekuhambeni kolwazi okuzoba nesikhathi. Futhi unikeze, ngendlela, okufanayo. Ngakho-ke sizophonsa okungenangqondo lapho singenasifiso sokukhuluma nakancane, sinempilo yangaphakathi egcwele ngaleso sikhathi, yebo.
I-EVRY Knight kuma-Maay Dreyiims ...
Inyoni ngiyaxolisa. Nekati. Futhi lokho kuminza, u-Oscar akazange anikezwe. Kulungile, kulungile, kusangokunye ngandlela thile ungachaza, kodwa kungani, kungani kuqubuka ubuhlalu bakho obathandayo? Yebo, iphuzu ukubulala kakhulu? Izithombe kufanele zithi: Lapha ngizoba nezinhlobo ezithile endaweni, indawo enjalo yayikhona - ubukeka. Kancane kangakanani okungenani sibe nokuthile ngqo? Isivunguvungu esiqinile se-hormonal ngaphakathi. Umuthi wesishiyagalolunye ungokoqobo.
Izakhamizi, wangibiza nge-bitch!
Ingaqondakali ngokuphelele ukuthi kungani ikomidi le-Olimpiki lingazange liqaphele umdlalo wobumnandi bamadoda aphesheya "futhi, qagela ukuthi wakhubekani." Yile yiphi impi ebukekayo yendondo eyayizoba khona, eh? Esikhundleni salokho, sibizwa ngokuthi iziwula lapho singumbuzo "Kwenzekani?" Siphendula "Ungalokothi Uhambe!" bese uphonsa esihlalweni semibuzo. Dull? Ngokwemvelo. Kepha ububi obukhulu ngisho nokuchaza okwenzekile. Ngoba ungahlafuna amahora owodwa nesigamu kungani ungadingi ukusitshela "ama-piglets ami", bese ulalela i- "Azotakova?" IStool ithembeke ngokwengeziwe.
Iya kwesobunxele - ihhashi lizolahlekelwa ..
Ukwesaba kokuqala kobuntwana bethu. Ngubani, yini isilo enobuchopho obuhlaselwe, uluhlobo luni lwe-maniac kanye ne-pervert eza nenganekwane mayelana netshe emaphethelweni? Lokhu kungesabisi. Akunakwenzeka ukuthatha nje futhi wenze isinqumo, akuyona imvelo. Sidinga ukucabanga ngengxenye yehora. Futhi lokhu uma umbuzo ulula, njengokuthi "Yimaphi amabhulukwe okuthenga abomvu noma imbali?". Uma umbuzo unzima kakhudlwana, udinga ukucabanga izinsuku ezintathu. Noma emihlanu. Into ebabazekayo ebonakala ibonakala. Futhi eqinisweni, kumane nje kugxilwe kwinqubo, hhayi ngenxa yalokho. Umphumela uzolinda ukuthi azokwenziwa.
