I-Pics.ru yagijimela izinkundla zabesifazane futhi yathola imikhandlu eyi-19 yokugcwala enesihloko esihlokweni sokonga isabelomali somndeni. Awukaze uphuphe :)
1. "Lapho amazinyo ephela, ishubhu linqunywa ngesigamu, ingxenye eyodwa ifakwe kwenye, futhi unamathisela ezindongeni uhlala isonto lokusebenzisa!"
2. "Futhi kusenokwenzeka lapho insipho ihlala iyingcezu encane, khona-ke ifihliwe kahle futhi inamathela esiqeshini esisha. Kutholwe umkhiqizo otholwe. "
3. "Ngithanda kabuhlungu amathiphu we-" Strawberry nge-ayisikhilimu "noma" ukhilimu we-bailis ". Ngama sachets kwiphakethe lami 4 isikhathi esingu-1 esibilisiwe. Ngithenge iphakethe letiye eluhlaza eshibhile nenhle ngaphandle kwezithasiselo futhi ngaqala ukunciphisa amathuba abo ephuzile. "
4. "Ukwenqaba i-Shampoo - esikhundleni sakhe insipho yengane futhi kuyamangaza (Therapeutic)".
5. "Izolo nginqume ukuhamba ngisuka enyameni yonke ngiye e-Off ... Angazi ukuthi kuhle kanjani futhi kwesokudla ngokuya ngokugcwala kokudla, kepha okushibhile, ngokuqinisekile. Ebusuku, bekujabulisa ngokufunda ukupheka, kepha, ngokungananazi, kwakungeyona indlela yokupheka imbongolo ... ".
6. "Indodakazi yami ifuna ukuthi ukukhanya kuvuthe egumbini (ngoba asikho ukukhanya kakhulu), futhi okungenani ama-bulbs angama-60 ama-watts afakiwe egumbini. Ngithola ukuzijabulisa okwengeziwe ekhishini - kunesibani esisodwa sokusindisa amandla, kepha ukukhanya okukhanyayo! "
7. "Ngifuna ukutshela ukuthi ngisindisa kanjani ekuboniseni. Izicathulo zezinyawo ezibandayo ziba ngaphakathi emanzi, uma kungezomile - izimpukane. Ungama ngamadivayisi akhethekile, anginakho okunjalo. Kepha ngiyazi lapho isitolo sezilwane eziseduze. Lapho, ngithenga iphakethe le-Silica Gel Filler. Ngilala emabhuthini - ngakusasa ekuseni yonke yonke yomile futhi isebenza, umfutho uthatha amalitha ngempela. Ngingonga kumabhuzu amasha. "
8. "Futhi ngisindisa kakhulu ku-lipstick: lapho iphela, kusekhona okuningi ku-tube. Ngemuva kwalokho ngiyithola ngenduku ukotini. Kune-lipstick eyanele isikhathi eside, kufanele ngithi. Futhi ukuze ugcine ukotini ama-wands, ngiwanqume ezingxenyeni ezimbili (ziyizindlela ezimbili). "
9. "Angisebenzi, ngihlala ekhaya ngiye endlini yangasese, kunjalo, ekhaya. Ngicabanga ukuthi abesifazane abaningi bajabulela iphepha ngisho nangemva kwesidingo esiphansi. Ngakho-ke, ngandlela thile umama wami wangingelulelisa ukuthi angipheleli iphepha, kodwa ukusebenzisa indwangu yalokhu. Futhi iphepha lingaphansi kwemali esetshenzisiwe ... bese ngibona ukuthi umqulu emndenini wanele ngezinsuku ezi-5, uma zisetshenziswa. Futhi asithengeli eshibhile, i-toad isiphenduke ichichima. Futhi ngaze ngathenga amathawula amabi amnyama futhi ngiwasebenzisa, eshintsha nsuku zonke. Ngokunethezeka kakhulu ".
10. "Angisebenzisi ijeli ngesephashi nensipho ewuketshezi. Ngigeza amanzi ashisayo - kungani insipho, uma ngigeza amanzi ashisayo amahlandla ama-2 ngosuku. "
11. "Futhi sisebenzisa ukufana okujwayelekile esikhundleni se-Air Freshener endlini yangasese. Njengoba ngingathwali konke lokhu kunambitheka emoyeni, kodwa ngokuhlanganiswa namanye amaphunga ngokujwayelekile kungubusuku obunzima. Vele, ungathola futhi i-pine twig (futhi enhle kakhulu), kepha lokhu sekuvele kuyi-amateur, futhi anginawo amahlumela. Ngasikhathi sinye, imali ekhokhwayo ihloniphekile))) ".
12. "Mina njengoba umyeni ekhuphuka futhi anciphise izinsalela ze imayonnaise ekuqeshweni kwe-pin rolling: uyigoqa njengenhlama. Into esemqoka ngaphansi kwesikhala sephakeji ukufaka esikhundleni ukuze wonke ama-mayonesindane awashintshile etafuleni. "
13. "Ngikhipha i-microwave kusuka ezitolo (kwakukhona usuku, isikhathi savulwa futhi iwashi likhonjiswe kulo), sithatha ukushaja ucingo kusuka kwizitolo. Bavela futhi ukuba babe "oganile". Amandla ngisho nangesikhathi lapho ukuhamba kwemali kungakhiwanga. "
14. "Uma izandla zakho zikhula ziphuma endaweni efanele, ungathenga izingubo ezinkulu ekuthengisweni kwezingubo ezinkulu, ukuthunga noma ukunikela umenzi wezingubo ngama-ruble ayi-100 futhi uzosindisa."
15. "Futhi esikhwameni sami kukhona amaphakheji kanxantathu ogoqiwe walezo zitolo engizithenga ngazo njalo. Ngikhokha ekuphumeni kwama-magnet, ngokwesibonelo, futhi mina ngokwami nginephakethe le-magnet esikhwameni.
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16. "Futhi ngigeza amabhodlela (ngokwesibonelo, kusuka ngaphansi kwe-shampoo). Ngithululela amanzi bese ngithuka. Sekwanele njengomthetho wezinye izikhathi ezi-3-4. "
17. "Umnotho esitimeleni. Ngithenga uhambo lwaminyaka yonke (eshibhile kunalokho). Futhi lapho siya edolobheni ngesigamu sesibili - sidlula esisodwa ngemuva kwemizuzu engu-7. Wayejwayele ukuzithengela ikhadi, futhi sahamba ndawonye, sabe sesimiswa imizuzu engu-7 ukuthi singalindi isikhathi eside, kepha imali ayiyimbi. "
18. "Ubisi lwendodakazi endala, ngihudula embizeni ngize ngilethe esiqandisini (akunaso isikhathi sokubulala) futhi ngisebenzisa umnotho wokubhaka."
19. "Kusihlwa, ngigoqa ubuso bami nge-tonic ngosizo lwediski yekotini, ngibe sengibeka embizeni nge-ayisikhilimu, ngiyihlanze ekuseni, sengimile, bese kuthi lapho Isikhathi se-Manicure-pedicure siyeza, ngithola lezi zinto futhi ngigeza i-lacquer. "