NgoLwesihlanu - sekuyisikhathi sokuphakamisa izibuko, ngoba impilo ende yamahhala, equkethe ngoMgqibelo nangeSonto, isengaphambili. Kepha uma uzoba nesiphuzo esizungezwe ngabantu abanomusa, uchwepheshe wezokuphepha utusa ukubheka abangane abaphuza kakhulu ngepasipoti ukuze bathole usuku lokuzalwa. Futhi-ke awusoze wazi.
Upspicorn
Ukwazi okudakiwe kwe-capricorn kubalwa ngefomula elula: Imvelo isezingeni leshumi kanye nempande yomqondo ojwayelekile ukuze yandise ngo-minus munye. Umbuso wenzeka ngemuva kwengilazi yesithathu futhi ayiguquki, kungakhathalekile ukuthi iliphuzile. I-capricorn evaliwe futhi ebonakalayo endaweni ephuzile iphenduka umphefumulo wenkampani evuna ngomusa kwabanye futhi athambekele ekuhlanganeni okuhle. Ungakhohliswa! Ukubanjwa kulele eqinisweni lokuthi le bastard ikhumbula konke.I-Aquarius
IDrunk Aquarius iyakwazi ukuvula umhlaba, ngaphandle kokuya ku-Trifles enjalo njengephuzu lokusekelwa. Ubamba iphepha futhi abelethe imigqa yaphezulu, ugijimela e-canvas kanye nemivimbo emithathu emlandweni wokupenda komhlaba, aqambe amamodeli wezomnotho avumayo noma adala inkolo entsha. Lapha kuphela, ngeshwa, akekho owake wakubona lokhu. Kunjalo, eqinisweni, edakiwe. Ngoba imvamisa u-Aquariyu wabanjwa uthi: "Ulapha, ngalala." Futhi uyolala.
Bhibhiya
Uma inhlanzi - yaphuza, bamba ibanga. Uma izinhlanzi ziphuza kakhulu - run run. Inhlanzi edakiwe ibhekana nakho konke okubukwayo kwemizwa emizuzwini emine, ngemuva kwalokho iphinda lo mjikelezo, inqobo nje uma ekwazi ukuhambisa ama-gill. Vele wakhala ekhoneni, ngoba akekho omthandayo, futhi ngamasekhondi angamashumi amathathu wayesevele egxuma ezungeza izihlalo zakhe, evusa amakhilomitha phezu kwekhanda nakubashayeli bawo ekhanda labaphuza u-Ikra. Futhi ngasikhathi sinye uphinda abuyisele i-anecdote yomuntu wokuqala njengendaba eyenzeka kuye izolo.Ama-aries
Umthetho wokuqala wokuphuza nama-Aries: ungalokothi uphuze ngama-aries. Uma usuvele uphuza ngama-aries, zama ukubeka i-aber aquarius eduze kwakho ukuze akusize ngesikhathi. Ngaphandle kwalokho, ubeka engcupheni yokuvuka kweLeningrad ethile (lapho bekungaba khona noma), ngemuva kwalokho kuvela ukuthi izolo uthisha ushade nothisha okhulile ngesigqoko esimnyama kusuka kuboya bokufakelwa. Ngasikhathi sinye, ama-aries azozwelana namehlo acwebezelayo kuwe nasekhanda lokujika: "Unjani, sincane, sincane." Yebo, uma unama-aries, kufanele akhunjulwe ukuthi abanye abalingiswa bane-physiology emangalisayo - badakiwe ngenxa yeziphuzo ezidakayo.
isitho
UDrunk Taurus uhlala enza sengathi uyaphamba. Noma iTaurus ikhubaza phansi, njengenkunzi, ishiya umkhondo omanzi, bese uqiniseka ukuthi kusihlwa kwaqala kuphela. Izinganekwane zinomthetho ongashintshiwe: ukuthatha konke empilweni. Yonke imali, bonke ubulili nendlu kuyisitsha esiphelele. Kusebenza ngokulinganayo notshwala. Njengoba bebelokhu bezophuza neTaurus, ungagcini, uma kungenjalo nizibeka engcupheni uzwe okuthile okufana nokuthi: "Ngaya esihlahleni ngemuva kwe-vodka - uzoletha eyodwa." Kodwa-ke, i-vodka emibili ngeke ikusindise futhi: I-Taurus ibonakala emhlabeni webhulashi eMhlanganweni futhi iyangabaza konke, kulokho okuzokwazi ukukusebenzisa: Inkonzo yekhofi, ne-geranium kanye nobudlelwano bakho obuhle.Amawele
Isiphithiphithi esibi samawele esigabeni sokubuyiselwa kotshwala okunotshwala, ukuletha enye ye-hypostasis ngaphambili. Futhi lapha - unenhlanhla kanjani. Ku-Intaba kungaphuma ku-kitty ejabule ngemakrofoni kanye nesifinyezo "uzohlabelela!" Noma ukwehla okulimazayo kwesihogo, okungamane kumzondi wonke umuntu nxazonke, kodwa futhi ngazo zonke izindlela ukubabhubhisa. Esimweni sesibili, ubungozi be-Vizati Twin bafunda okuningi ngokubukeka kwakhe, ngamakhono akhe nangezinqumo zabo zokuphila. Futhi ngakusasa ekuseni amawele anuka ngesandla - athi, uyahlanya, uyacasula? Kahle ngangidakiwe.
Umdlavuza
Ukuphuza umdlavuza ukuphela kwendlela yokukubona ngokoqobo. I-master enemilenze yokufihla ngefomu elidakiwe ivulekele umhlaba futhi, ekugcineni, iyeka ukuba namahloni. Uma ufika ku-Spontaneze Sex Sober Cancer - umsebenzi nge-asterisk, khona-ke umdlavuza we-Drunk ucishe ungene kuma-stockings nawo wonke amasheya. Kuliqiniso, umdlavuza wekuseni olulandelayo uzokhuphukela ku-chitin yakhe futhi athule lapho, athambisa amazinyo akhe, ahlupheke.ibhubesi
Ibhubesi elidakiwe aliyona ibhubesi elihlukile kusuka ku-sober. Ngabe inani le-decibel landa ngokuqondile lilingana nenani elidakiwe. Ibhubesi le-Sober, litshela ngobuhlakani bakhe, amephulelo nokunqoba, kwesinye isikhathi liyama phansi ngokuphefumula umoya omncane. Kepha umoya webhubesi elidakiwe akulutho. IDrunk Lero kudingeka ukuthi atshele isikhathi esiyikhulu ochungechungeni oluthi "Engipholile, Nkosi", ngoba phakathi kwabantu abangamashumi amabili, ingenhlanhla, ingezwi le ndaba ngesizathu esithile.
Uhlobo lwentombanoginyo
Kungani uphuza intombi - engaqondakali ngokuphelele. Mhlawumbe umphefumulo wentombi ephuzile uphuma emzimbeni okwesikhashana, ukuze uzulazule emasimini aluhlaza anama-violets kanye namadlelo unicorn. Ezweni lethu elinesono, kunezigaba ezintathu eziphoqelekile: "Ngidakiwe kangaka" (ngemuva kwendlala yokuqala ye-cocktail), "Ngikuthanda kakhulu" (maphakathi nobusuku) futhi "kuphi i-aspirin?" (Ku ekuseni). Intombazane ekhungathekile esencane ngesikhathi ekuseni ithola ukuthi akaseyona intombazane, kepha angalokothi akhumbule imininingwane. Elula kakhulu, ngendlela.Isobho
Izikali zesaba ukuphuza, kepha uthando kakhulu. Ngoba kuphela esimweni esidakwayo, bayeka, ekugcineni bacabange nxazonke futhi bevumelana nezwe elingaphandle. Ukusesha okuphakade kwento elula kumiswe okwesikhashana, ngoba yisimo sodwa lapho kungekho zabesifazane ababi. Amadoda aphukuphuku, endleleni, futhi. Yonke imisipha enjalo, ama-bunnies nezimpawu, ezingaqondakali ngokuphelele, njengoba kungenzeka ukugcoba ikhala ukwenqatshwa ngobuhle kwendawo yonke. Kuliqiniso, isisindo esilandelayo sesisindo sikhumbula ukuthi bahlale kanjani kuBudhaft nendoda ephuma esigabeni sezobuchwepheshe esibuyeni ingabekezeleleki. Kepha ngakho-ke ekuseni.
Scorpio
UScorpio womisa kahle esimweni sesibindi, bese wehlisa kakhulu, eqhubeka nokuthela abanye, ngasikhathi sinye amaJesuit acindezela "nginesandla esikhanyayo." Uqamba amanga! I-scorpions yisandla esinzima kakhulu, futhi bathanda kakhulu ukubheka ukuthi imihlatshelo yabo izama kanjani ukusukuma ngezinyawo zabo. Uma uhlela ukunikela nge-scorpion ngqo, ngokwesibonelo, ukuwukhipha embhedeni noma ukuthola imininingwane ethile, kungcono ukuzidubula ngasikhathi sinye. Ngoba uzothi: "Yebo, kunjalo, kodwa ake siqale, nginguNalu, nginesandla esilula." Futhi-ke - Yebo - uLeningrad, uthisha osekhulile nendoda enomusa esigqokweni esimnyama. Ungaphuza ngofezela kuphela kulabo abaphupha ngokuba yinkanyezi ye-U-Tuba.Sagittarius
Sagittarius utshwala. Noma sine-sober. Ngoba uSagittarius wehlulekile. Noma ephethwe. Akukacaci ukuthi ungaphuza kanjani nge-Bhalobhasha. Esimweni sokuqala, ayikho impilo eyanele. Esimweni sesibili, uzokufa usuka ebhuthini cishe isigamu senkulumo ezingozini zokuphuza. Kepha noma ngabe kwakuyini, ukushaya etafuleni ngesikwele, yenza konke njengoba esho. Kuyingozi ukuphikisana naye - uzokudubula, noma ngabe uyakhubekisa, futhi owokugcina ungabi kubi kakhulu.