Izimpawu eziyi-15 ukuthi uhlala nembuzi

1. "Ngemuva kwalokho" iZwi lakhe alithandayo. Kusuka kwisoka lakho akunakwenzeka ukufeza imininingwane. Kunoma imuphi umbuzo ovela ku- "lapho uphonsa isihlahla sikaKhisimusi" ehostela "lapho ekugcineni sisebenzisana" uhlala uthola lokhu "khona-ke". Ngesikhathi sokuthandana kwakho, "khona-ke" i-oda lalingomoya, libolekwe ngokwengxenye futhi lisekujwayelekile lifanele umphimbo wakho. Kungani usamkholwa? 2. Ukhohlwa konke okuxhumene nawe. Isibonelo, usuku lwakho lokuzalwa nokuthi ubuqoqeni ngezimpelasonto kuma-movie. Ukhohlwa ukukuxwayisa ngokuthi uzofika kusihlwa, kodwa nabangane. Ukhohlwa ukuthi awuyithandi i-martini, futhi awuguli amantongomane. Kwesinye isikhathi kubonakala kuwe ukuthi uyakhumbula konke, kepha ikakhulukazi ukuhlekisa, futhi kwesinye isikhathi ucabanga ukuthi uwuye yena - indawo engenalutho. Zombili lezi zinketho zinjalo ngokweqiniso. 3. uqamba amanga. Kwesinye isikhathi ilele ngohlobo oluthile lwezinhloso (ngokwesibonelo, ukucacisa ukufika sekwephuzile), futhi kwesinye isikhathi nje. Izibani ezingenakugwenywa futhi zinamahloni kangangokuba awuqondi - ngani ?! Kungani ekwenza? Yena, yini - ukukubheka njengesiwula esiphelele, usukulungele ukukholelwa kunoma yikuphi okungenangqondo? Noma ingabe ayikuhloniphi yini nokuthi ingakhathazeki futhi ngokuthembekile? 4. Akubhekwa ngokuphelele ngezinhlelo zakho nama-schedule. Isibonelo, lingasho kalula ngeSabatha ekuseni "ngakho-ke, sidlula, siya eKebabs to Sidorov," futhi singacabangi ukuthi uphuphe isonto lonke lokuhlala naye isonto lonke. Noma, njengenketho, ingakushayela lapho kuphakama kosuku lokusebenza, bese ubuza ukuthi wenza kuphi ihembe lakhe eliluhlaza okwesibhakabhaka. Futhi lapho ukhomba ngenhlonipho kuye ukuthi ayikho isikhathi ngokuphelele - uyothebula ngokubulalayo. Kanjani! Ungamthanda kanjani uhlobo oluthile lwempilo engabalulekile? 5. Akaboni ngokungathi sína. Kube bonke. Noma iyiphi inkanuko yakho ibadedele kusukela ngomzuzu wokuqala. Uma uhamba, ufunda, ufunda - yena noma ama-shrugs, yingakho, noma ehleka - yebo, ingabe uphuze ubuchopho bakho. Noma ngisho nentukuthelo - khona-ke uyakubhalwa phansi ukuze ukhonze i-whim yakhe. 6. Uhlala egxeka. Noma yini oyenzayo - i-pilaf ekhazimulayo noma imodeli yokuphendula kwenuzi, ukuhlolwa kwawo kuyohlale kwenzeka "ku-triethro." Futhi lokhu kungcono kakhulu! Imvamisa kunemibimbi eqinile futhi uyaqonda ukuthi konke konakalisa konke. Nkosi! Yebo, ngombono wakhe, awukwazi ukugqokwa ngempela ephathini. Ubukeka njengegundane elimpunga. Shayela imoto efana nemvu. Ukudansa njengenkomo. Futhi ushayele njengengulube. 7. Akanakwa futhi akahleki kubantu. Uyakuthanda ukwenza ihlazo, futhi ngoba akukho lutho oluzophuthelwa ithuba lokukubeka ekukhanyeni okuwubuphukuphuku. Uma ungcola ku-ketchup noma ujikijele ingilazi, nakanjani uzokunaka, futhi uma kungazelelwe ube yisiwula, uyahleka kuqala. Futhi kungani ucabanga ukuthi kubonakala sengathi unamahloni ngawe. 8. Uqhume obala ngamanye amantombazane. Emgwaqweni, evakashele inkundla yemidlalo yeshashalazi, endaweni yokudlela ... Uyababuka nje, angacabangi ngendlela ozizwa ngayo ngasikhathi sinye. Vele, sengathi awunandaba noma awujabulisi, kepha empeleni kuyinto engathandeki kakhulu ... Akunakujabulisa kakhulu ukubamba okunqobayo noma, okukubi kakhulu, ukubukeka kokulimele, ukubukeka okusindayo. 9. Uyakuqhathanisa nabanye. Usuvele ukhathele ukulalela ukuthi umama wakhe ulungiselelwe kangcono amaqanda aqhekeziwe, udadewabo uyazi kangcono iSpanishi, umsebenzi wakhe ungcono enza izethulo, kanti uKim Kardashian uyimbongolo engcono. Uyabona ukuthi akusona embongolweni, kodwa ngasizathu simbe usacasulwa ukuqhathanisa ngakunye okunjalo. 10. Usikisela noma udinga ngisho nokudinga ukuthi 'uzilandele ngaphezulu.' "Yeka ukubonwa," kumisiwe ukubonwa "," kunesisindo esilahlekile "futhi, ngokuvamile, kwalungiswa. Ngemuva kwalokho, uyathembisa, "Ngokuqinisekile uzoshada futhi uzale izingane eziyishumi nambili. Ijenali icacile ukuthi akukho okungasoze kwashintsha - ngoba noma ngabe une-super-ass kanye nesifuba sosayizi wesishiyagalombili, usazothola okuthile okufanele kukhonze ngakho. 11. Ngezigaba "akuzwisisi ukusikisela." Futhi amacebo, ubheka konke okungakho ebunzini. "Ngijabule kakhulu, ama-chrysanthemums amaningi kakhulu, angizange ngibanikeze kudala," usho, edlula ngezimbali zezimbali. Futhi uyaqhubeka, wenza sengathi uSuper-macho futhi akaphathi lezi "zinto zabesifazane." Kulungile! Usinde. Ngokuzayo, isipiliyoni sesayensi, buza ngqo: "Kuhle, futhi unginike isixha." Futhi uthola ini ekuphenduleni? "Yini-ke isipho? Indlela enjalo ye-pragmatic noma injabulo yenjabulo izohanjiswa. " 12. Akenzi izipho ezinhle. Vele, ngosuku lokuzalwa noma unyaka omusha, angabumba isikhumbuzo esibiwe endlini, esichithe imizuzu emihlanu yesikhathi, futhi ukuze kuthi kusuka emphefumulweni ungakaze uthole lutho! Isigaba esikhulu sobuntatheli yilapho ememezela ukuthi "akusisekelo akekho onika noma yini, futhi akazimisele ukunikela." 13. Uhlala eguqula ukuwohloka kwakho ngendlela yokuthi uzokusola. Ngomqondo waphakade wecala, uzizwa njengembongolo encane, ebithambekele enqoleni enkulu enamasondo esikwele. Futhi yilokhu kanye ungowokuqala ukubuyisana. Kuqala ukugcwala, xolisa, ukumamatheka futhi wenze sengathi konke kuhamba kahle. Yize kungalungile! 14. Unobulili obubi. Ngoba yena noma ukuchazwa okungafanele, futhi kufanele ukhuphukele kuye ngothando lokuqala futhi "lolo" uthando oluncane. Noma ngomshini njenge-robot. 15. Akafuni ukuxoxa ngekusasa lakho. Uma uzama ukuqala le ngxoxo ebalulekile kuwe, uthola icala lokukhwabanisa, ama-PMS, umqondo wabesifazane, njalonjalo, njalonjalo. Ngokuvamile, noma yimiphi imizamo yakho yokumemezela izifiso zethu ukuthi zimiswe. Akafuni ukukulalela. Okuhle kakhulu, ukhombisa ukucasuka futhi akuveze ku-hysterical enecala. Ebubini obubi kakhulu, ukushaya umnyango. Eqinisweni, iminyango yekotini iyona engcono kakhulu yokuthi angakwenzela khona. Shintsha inqaba!