Ukuhlukanisa i-Heine eNietzsche, faka i-origami bese ubhoboza amaphoyinti amathathu - amakhono awusizo, kepha ngokuzithandela. Kepha la maphuzu angama-20 indoda yakho kufanele ibe kahle kahle. Futhi-ke bazohlonipha kusukela emphakathini oqhubekayo, amasha aphezulu esitofini nasemhlabeni jikelele.
1. Landela ikhabethe
I-T-shirt yomndeni enomlando wekhulu leminyaka futhi ibala i-ketchup, amasokisi ayi-13 angavikelekile kanye nesifo esibopha ngeBarta Simpson? Umlimi ojwayelekile kufanele akwazi ukuhlukanisa udoti wesandla othandekayo ezingutsheni.
2. Humusha kusuka ku-Plumber
"Yebo, ku-nozzle yakho, udinga ukushintsha isiqeshana sekhoyili." Izidalwa ezimnene zibonakala zizinwele zezinwele ezivelayo ezingatholakali, kepha amadoda amqonda ngesigamu sengxenye. Kahle, kahle.
3. Sula efulethini
Amakati asaba ukuhlanza okuvuthayo njengomlilo. Amadoda angempela - cha. Amadoda angempela ngokumangalisayo aqhume u-Arcoalite yena futhi ekhala ngokuthi "uJiyi-Haaa!" Ukujaha i-Ranch kuze kube yilapho inqubo yesithiyo ngeke ikwazi ukucacisa. Emva kwalokho, balungisa isigqoko bese baya ukuyohlasela i-mop.
4. Gcina Izithembiso
I-Priles inosuku lokuphelelwa yisikhathi. Izethembiso ezingagcwalisiwe ikhasi bese zimotanaza umoya. Akufanele kube nezinyanga ezimbalwa phakathi kwe- "eSpain" nasePaelley eCosta Dorada. Futhi iminyaka emithathu ilinde idiploma kuphela ngemfundo ekhethekile yesibili.
5. Hlonipha izinto ozithandayo
Lezi akuzona izimbangi ezingcolile. Leli yi-batik.
6. Pheka
Othile lapha usacabanga ukuthi ukuma esitofini akuyona ibhizinisi labesilisa? Mabaye ehlathini, bazuze lapho babembeka badla khona. Ukungakwazi ukujoyina isidlo sakusihlwa kusuka ekuphakelweni kwezinyawo kuyisizathu sokuziqhenya. UJamie Olivori akazalwa, uJamie Oliveri uyaba.
7. Khuluma izincomo
Imvamisa, ngizokhumbula futhi ngingesabi ukuphinda. Lelihlaya liyachithwa ekuphindweni kabusha, kanye nezincomo - kunalokho. Kulowo nalowo "anginamafutha?" Kufanele okungenani kube nokungahambi kahle okuthathu okuthiwa, ukuze i-derzhavin iqhume umona. Izibalo ezilula.
8. Lindela
Ubuso obusha obukhona ekuseni ekuseni bufana kakhulu nokwamandla avukile, kodwa ngempi ye-athomu. Sidinga ihora ukwenza ukwakheka kwemvelo - kepha khona-ke simuhle kakhulu ukuthi unguNkulunkulu, bekufanele ukulinda futhi ungalokothi ungalokothi ungalokothi ungalokothi ungalokothi ungalokothi ulinde ngaphansi komnyango wendlu yangasese.
9. Nikeza izimbali
"Awukafanga okwamanje," "Le minyaka iyahaha uRivichi," "Senginginikele konyaka kaMashi," UChibi weqiniso uyazi ukuthi iCarmensite yakhe idinga ukuletha njalo u-Aluju enyuka emazinyweni. Musa ukudida: ICarmensite - uRose, kanye neCanrations - Isikhumbuzo kumasosha awile.
10. Thatha abangane bakho
Uyabazi isikhathi eside, futhi le nkamba okokuqala lapho ubona. Akukhathalekile ukuthi kungani wake wahamba neLenka, okuyisiwula esiyindilinga futhi nakanjani uzokufundisa. Lenka - ufana nezwe. Nguwe kuphela ongakuthuka, futhi wonke umuntu wabavumela ngisho nakade bangezele ngisho ne-palslov ukuyibeka kuyo.
11. Phuza
Lapho nje uTequila, i-tequila emibili, i-tequila emithathu, phansi. Ukuthwala i-suitner yabaphilayo, kepha isisindo esidakiwe ngaphambi kokuthi itekisi lilungele izicubu zomzimba, kepha zimbi kakhulu. Amandla okuphuza asemandleni okuhlala ngesikhathi.
12. Buza umgwaqo
Funda Kumuntu odlulayo lapho umgwaqo wamaqhawe - amathangi ethangi, - nganoma iyiphi indlela ngesibindi futhi ngesibindi kunokuba azame ukunquma enyakatho lapho i-moss ikhula khona ekukhanyiseni kwethrafikhi. Ukushayela ehlathini likakhonkolo oyisithulu, lapho umlenze womuntu akazange ahambe khona, futhi ukubhekana nokudabukisayo kukhona okudabukisayo.
13. Khuluma njengoba kunjalo
Ngenkathi ehlala emnyama, njengefilimu kadoti wefilimu, futhi umaki ngaphansi kwempumulo, ukuthi konke kuhamba kahle, "kuvela ukuqagela, omunye komunye ummangaliso. Futhi bengizovota ngokweqiniso "okuthile kusuka ku-fuagry yazolo izolo yomisiwe" - kanti amahloni azosulwa.
14. Sungula i-bra
Empeleni, lokhu kuqeqeshwa emabangeni aphezulu esikoleni. Cishe ngasikhathi sinye, ukuqonda iqiniso lokuthi i-bra ingaba ne-fastener ngemuva nangaphambi. Futhi ngesikhathi sokuphela kweNyuvesi, ikakhulukazi ophiwa ngesandla esisodwa ukuze uMamutton The Bra, kanti omunye ukwenza okuthile okuthokozisayo.
15. Bekezela
I-Hefty Bugai, okwakuphakathi kwesitolo ifaka amafulethi futhi ibuze ekhaya, ikhumbuza iminyaka emithathu iMamina Zayu, okubanjiswe ngePI-PI. Indoda efanele iyaqonda ukuthi ku-H & M noma i-Ikea akunakwenzeka ukuba isebenze "imizuzu emi-5."
16. Hambisa i-orgasm
I-porn akuyona eyakhelwe idokhumenti, noma ngabe kungumuntu ozoba ngumuntu ozoba yisambulo. Kukhona amantombazane afinyelela isibambo semizuzwana engama-30, kepha empeleni indlela eya ezulwini lesikhombisa nakumeva. Futhi ukwamukelwa kwe-telegeny "umshini wokuthunga wejubane" ngokuvamile akusebenzi.
17. Khetha indawo yokudlela
Ngakho-ke, uni kule cheburny nabafana abasebayeni abahlala phansi ngokuphelele? Akunakwenzeka, uyakuqonda, akunakwenzeka ngokwengxenye ukucabanga ukuthi i-Agent 007 ibeka kanjani usuku lwebhondi yakhe e-gerchevna. Hhayi lokho, umama wazala, hhayi ngenxa yalokho sasingena eCorset.
18. Dance
Umdanso weSwans Little Spland kanye nesinyathelo sase-Ireland (esivela kuye) asibali. Indoda yakho inesibopho sokukwazi ukunyakazisa kahle endaweni enentombazane kusengaphambili. Bese kuthi-ke ngokuzumayo ibhola kwiNdlovukazi, noma (yini isihogo ayihleki!) Umshado kanye neWaltz yokuqala yabasanda kushada, futhi ubadansa njengabathathela isitha esingabonakali, kodwa ngesitha esikhulu?
19. Bopha uthayi
Okokuqala, muhle. Futhi okubi kakhulu ebhendi lokunwebeka kuphela amasokisi anezimbadada. Kodwa-ke, cha. Akukubi kakhulu.
20. Cisha ikhompyutha
Ungafaki, ungafaki kabusha uhlelo olunye olushiywe futhi unganiki ama-goblins ezingeni leshumi nantathu ebumnyameni ngezandla ezimbili ku-rurle, kodwa yini okufanele uyicime. Ngoba indoda engakwazi ukuhlukana nesikrini esiluhlaza okwesibhakabhaka lapho ithola ukuphelela ePunyar ngemuva kwakhe - uGick, i-Kidalt futhi ngokuvamile, uhlobo oluthile lobuze, kodwa hhayi indoda. Okungenani, hhayi okwakho.
