Uyazi ukuthi luyini usuku olukhulu kunazo zonke emhlabeni? Dec. 31. Umuntu odala onengqondo ngalolu suku uzizwa njengomfana oneminyaka emine, umama wakhe ubambezeleka emsebenzini ngakho-ke wahlala enkulisa ekugcineni. Uhlala ekhaphethini, udlala isitimela nasenhliziyweni yakhe unciphise, ukudabuka nokuphelelwa yithemba, futhi othisha baya emzungezile, kepha azikho injabulo empilweni yenjabulo.
Ngakho-ke lapha. NgoDisemba 31, wonke amacala asewenziwe kakade. Izipho ziyathengwa, zigcwele phandle ngaphansi kwesihlahla sikaKhisimusi. I-herringbone ngokwayo ifakiwe futhi yahlotshiswa. Uthenge okuthengiwe. Imimese iyakhiwa. Abesifazane manje bethukile ukundiza ngale mizi ekhishini, benze ama-cuttings nama-mayonnaise amasaladi, zama ukubamba iqhaza kuma-salads aholela ngaphansi kwesihlangu esinamandla, hhayi abhubhiswe ngaphansi komcibisholo. I-Lucky, ihhovisi lakhe elingakavali kwi-barn castle, lingahamba ngoDisemba 31 ukuzama ukusebenza. Ngokusemthethweni lolu suku lokusebenza. Ekusebenzeni, emahhovisi amaningi, iziphathimandla sezivele zishibhile ngenjabulo, abasebenzi abajwayelekile ekuhlaselweni kokugcina kwe-Shopping Fever Buy Champagne, amantombazane sekuphele isikhathi eside aphunyuke ekhaya kulolu suku lokugcina olunothuli lwe unyaka wakudala. Isivinini lapho amadoda alahlekile enza khona isinqumo sokuthumela isithunywa esitolo esitolo aqhathaniswa kuphela ngejubane lapho uzovuvukala khona lapho isibani esibomvu sizoncishiswa luhlaza. Ngenxa yalokho, uzodakwa kudoti osuvele usuvele amawashi amathathu osuku, siyawazi, ubhukuda. Yebo, ungahlala ekhaya futhi, ake sithi, sidlale umdlalo wekhompyutha. Ubukeka kabi, ukubulala ama-orcs noma uthathe i-venice yokuhlaselwa ngoDisemba 31? Kuphela kuphela ngeke kusebenze. Lesi yisici sezengqondo sobuntu: Uma umuntu (ikakhulukazi uma lo wesifazane) esebenza, ngeke alethe izinto zobubi obubi. Akuyona into osuvele ukwenzile konke futhi usizo lwakho aludingeki, kufanele uzwelane nowesifazane ngenhliziyo yami yonke, okuvela emandleni okugcina asika amasaladi futhi aze adalule Amashalofu ngokuhlaselwa, Nkosi. Ngaphezu kwalokho, kwesinye isikhathi inkinga yendlala ibukhali. Le yindlala ekhethekile futhi ekhethekile, eyenzeka kuphela njalo ngonyaka. Ngalolu suku, yonke indawo yasekhishini evela ekuseni iyaphoqeleka ukuba ibe ukudla okumnandi. UNkulunkulu unaye ngisho nesaladi le-crab ngembila. Kepha i-herring ebabazekayo, njengokungathi yakhukhulwa kancane emafutheni enhlanzi, kufafazwe kancane nge-anyanisi ethosiwe! Kepha i-bastarma eyomile, lisikiwe yizingcezu ze-oblong! Ngenkathi singalahlekelwa yizwi lapha ngenxa yendlala lapho ucabanga ngakho konke lokhu, yisho into esemqoka: Umuntu okhulile onomthwalo wemfanelo kulesi simo uphenduka umfana ontshontsha ekhishini ukudonsa ucezu. Neziphetho nezenzo ezifanele kusuka kumuntu othandekayo. Abesifazane baseRussia ngokuvamile bathatha indima yokujezisa umama, futhi ukwebiwa kwamasoseji kusuka etafuleni kuyindlela ecishe ibe yindlela ephelele yokubaletha. Ngasizathu simbe, kwazo isizathu esithile esingacacile, abesifazane bakholelwa ukuthi ngoDisemba 31st Akunakwenzeka ukudla kuze kube kusihlwaKulokhu, kusobala ukuthi kuvimbela iposi likaKhisimusi, lapho bekungenakwenzeka ukudla ngaphambi kokushona kwelanga kanye nenkanyezi yokuqala (lisakhumbula ukuthi umkhangi weBhange "Imperial"?) Iposi cishe alikho (ngendlela, ezweni lonke Ama-80% azicabangele ngokwawo i-Orthodox futhi cishe u-100% kuyimpikiswano ngo-Eva kaNyaka oMusha, eposini eliqinile kakhulu kaKhisimusi), kodwa kuzokwazi ukudla onyakeni omusha kaKhisimusi kuze kube ngu-10 PM. Ngaleso sikhathi izinsalela zemizwa yoNyaka oMusha, nakanjani uzohamba futhi ukulwa kweKuranste kuzohambisana nokugaya okwenziwa ngabesilisa abalambile. Kowesifazane, ngendlela, asikho nemizwa yoNyaka oMusha ngeke futhi angabe esaba khona, ngoba wabulawa usuku lonke e-slab, futhi lesi silo sasingeke samthokozela. Kungani kunesidingo? Kepha okuphumayo, ngokwesimiso kukhona. Le akuyona indlela ngempela osisindile ngayo. Ngaphandle kwezinkombandlela ezicacile, ukuthi ungangena kanjani ekhishini ngeBraunschweig, ngaphandle kokungayitholi ikhanda lamehlo (yize sisinika kahle lelo seluleko). Icala ngokuvamile likunye. Unyaka omusha uqala nakancane ngokulwa kwezikhumba noma ezinkulumweni zikaMongameli. Omunye uthenga amabhola, ajabule. Omunye, ukuphuma ku-diaper, ephula ibhokisi nge-locomotive. Othile uthwebula ama-snowflake ewindini nokuthi amahlandla ahlobisa kanjani wonke ama-garlands. Umkakho, ecula futhi ebhema kwabanye, usika isaladi. Wena, usebenzisa i-camouflage futhi uzama ukuhlangana nefenisha, uchithe isaladi futhi uthole i-halter ebunzini. Lona unyaka wakho omusha. Lokhu injabulo. Kuyisiwula ukubalekela injabulo. Ngokweqiniso :)