Basho ukuthi kunomkhwenyana omuhle, ohlakaniphile futhi ongemuhleli futhi ongabingelwe igama lakhe nathi, siyakholelwa kukho. Thina nakwaSanta Claus siyakholelwa, ngoba empilweni kufanele kube nendawo yezimanga. Kodwa-ke, njengoba imibukiso yokuzijwayeza, isimangaliso akwenzeki njalo.
Ukulwa kwezobuhlakani
Umamezala umemezela ngokuzumayo lapho uthatha isinqumo sokuphumula kancane. Njengoba ibala umzuzu ofanele - Isayensi ayikaziwa, kepha kufanele uqambe amanga nge-slide yamashidi ohlangelwe ngethebhulethi ngesandla esisodwa nakwaMojito kwenye, umama wami - igumbi lami. Umgomo wakhe ukukubamba ngokuthile okuhlazisayo (kungaba ngcono, kunjalo, nomuntu othanda iMulatte, kepha "Mojito" uzokwehla). "Hhawu. Anginasikhathi? Hhayi, phumula, ndodakazi. " Qiniseka ukuthi ngemuva komzuzwana ufika "umfana ompofu" washada notshwala. Futhi wakuxwayisa.
Isinqumo: Ngaphandle kocingo lwangaphambilini oluya embundwini, umkhwekazi kamamezala akavunyelwe. Izikhathi ezimbalwa zizokhubeka, zibeke phezulu.
Attack Umama Schchami
"Ulahlekelwe isisindo. Ini? Awukwazi ukupheka "? "Umamezala kamamezala nakanjani uzosho lokho lapho" umfana ompofu "uzogijimela kuye ngemuva kokusebenza ekusithekeni kuwe. Nani, uzobubula futhi anikeze okuthile okufana nokuthi: "Kushai-adla, ndodana. Yize umama ujabule, "ukuze wonke umuntu eqashelwe, ungowesifazane ofanele lapha, futhi ubani owayesebusika ePin yokuthunga. Futhi ungazami ukwenza izaba nge-bruschetta yakho namanye ama-reptuen eStron. Isobho likamama kuphela onke liyakwazi ukubuyisa umuntu ompofu empilweni. Isinqumo: Isandla ngenhlonipho. Faka ngokucophelela iresiphi eyisimangaliso. Uthembisa ukubona kusasa. Ukuthola amaphuzu ngokuphepha.
Ukudubula kwe-Sniper
Ungumuntu ophilayo, ngakho-ke uzoba nephutha nakanjani. Yebo, kukhona ukujuluka koboya kuma-degree angamashumi ayisishiyagalolunye, noma ahlole ngokungahleliwe i-compote. Manje, uNkulunkulu ukwenqabe ekugqekezweni kokugqwala kobuhlakani beBoristic Brokness wabelana ngalo mkhwekazi wami. Zonke izimbungulu zakho zifakwa kwiseli yememori ehlukile, zihlaziywa lapho, bese kukhishwa ingxenye ethile ngaphansi kososo "ukuhlolwa kwakho". Ngisho nangeminyaka engamashumi amathathu, umkhwekazi womshado uzokukhumbula futhi wehlulekile i-compote futhi ukhohliwe enganeni yezinwele. Vele ukuze ungaphumuli.
Isinqumo: AKUKHO UMNYANGO WOKUKHONA OKUFANELE WAKUFUNDI, kepha uma nakanjani uzobuza "ochitha ngencwadi ethi" Uyothula "njengabaphathi ngemibuzo. Ngubani? I-Pushkin.
Amabhomu ekhaphethi wokukhala
"Kukhona engikuphuzile futhi," "Ungiphonse" futhi "Akekho ozongilethela umama osemdala weKefirchik." Ujwayelene? Umama ufuna ukunakwa! Uma uhlala ngokwezigaba, bese kuba yithoyilethi lokutholwa, umkhuhlane wezingulube uzoya ekuhambeni, ubuchopho buslug kanye nesifo se-bubonic, ngakho-ke kufanele usike umkhwekazi womamezala kulo lonke idolobha. Eqinisweni, kuvela ukuthi isifo se-bubonic sahlanza ngokungazelelwe, kepha kukhona ipani nenhlebo yeNtazi.
Isinqumo: Hamba, ube nesobho, ulalele inhlebo. Ukukhuthazela. Phatha ngamahlaya. Ekugcineni, uyoke ube mdala.
Imisebenzi ehlukanisayo
Uzobe ungaphumeleli, "uzothi futhi alinde izindebe zakhe ngokumisa kancane. Kunenjongo kangaka ngisho nakuMoroni qaphela ukuthi "ngaphambili," ngaphambi komshado nawe. Uma indodana yakho ingazange igxiliwe ngokwanele, umama uzochaza imvuthuluka yamehlo eminwe yakhe, okuyinto embi eyaba yiyo, uCrochkin, impilo. Isibonelo, kuze kube manje uhamba ngeshwa baby ezicathulweni zonyaka odlule, ezinye zazo zithenga amabhuzu wesihlanu. Futhi lo "munye" uvame ukwenza manicure esikhundleni sokuthi enze isidlo sakusihlwa se-bastard. Futhi ngokuvamile, othile wambopha entanyeni ye-crochkina nentamo. Kuhamba kuphi? Akunandaba. ESaratov, ngokwesibonelo.
Isinqumo: Ngiyethemba ukuthi umyeni wakho uyindoda ezwakalayo, enengqondo enempilo nomqondo omuhle wokuhlekisa. Hhayi-ke, uthenge izicathulo kuye, ngaphandle kwalokho udala?
Ukuhlukaniswa ngemuva
Umamezala ononya ikakhulukazi, kanye nomkhwekazi, osekuzamile yonke indawo yakhe ye-arsenal futhi ehlupheka i-fiasco, ngokuqinisekile uzophendukela ekuhlanzeni njalo ngemuva. Ngaphansi kwesizathu, "Ngizohlala nabazukulu" noma "ama-cutlets azoletha", uzoya endlini yakho aqale ukuletha i-oda lakhe lapho. Ubuye wasusa isiqandisi esivela e-Arugula, wobumba "imicibisholo" insimbi kwi-jeans, izolayisha iKhabhinethi yewayini elithi "Abalimi" Hammers nangothando olukhethekile luzosakaza amabhulukwe akho ngonxantathu wakho.
Isinqumo: Stitcher ku-bud. Ifuna ukuhlala nabazukulu kanye nosizo epulazini - Ngibonga kakhulu, kepha kuphela ngaphakathi kohlaka lwezivumelwano. Futhi akukho hammers enonxantathu.
Ukuhlasela okungazelelwe
"Ngizokuhambela kuze kube nguMeyi." Sawubona, ubusuku obumnandi! Maye, hhayi kuphela umamezala wokukude. Ngokukude nje, kulula - kungekudala uma umkhwekazi onjalo onjalo aqoqa izinto futhi aqhubeke ne-ravoisi, eqiniseka ukuthi indodana yakhe isizongena ebhokisini. Kepha umkhwekazi, ngokuzumayo axazulule ukulungiswa, ngokuzumayo athathe isinqumo sokuba ancishwe amathuba 'noma okubi kakhulu - umkhwekazi womndeni, angena ezintanjeni zomndeni futhi athuthela ngokuphelele ku- "izingane" Phakade - umhwele onegazi onama-Slid of umlotha kowamanqamu. Eyakho, ngendlela, umlotha.
Isinqumo: Vimbela kuze kwehla kwegazi lokugcina. Njengoba ekhubazekile ukuntuleka kwezindlu, ukukhulelwa okuzayo, i-nymphomania, i-lunatism kanye nokungezwani komzimba. Futhi uma ukwethuka kusenzeka - ukuthatha masinyane amandla ezandleni zakhe, ukungaze uchaze ukuthi ngubani umninikhaya lapha futhi ongavumelani nokuyekethisa. Kulungile, kulungile, isobho ngoLwesihlanu kanye ne-canal "ikhaya" kwesinye isikhathi kungasinda.
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