Lapho wenza uhlu lwezimfanelo zendoda ephelele, encike e-US ethule, elibi, ngoba manje sesiyithempulethi futhi siqine.
-Nenkani
Sidla isidlo sasemini egcekeni lokudlela eline-potato, ngesitoko. Sizothenga amabhodlela ayi-12 we-ketchup ngasikhathi sinye, awonakalisi iminyaka eyishumi. Ungawugcina kuphi? Yebo, ngaphansi kwetafula lekhompyutha. Kungani ukhiphe ijakhethi endala, kusengalungiswa! Futhi usuku nosuku lwakamuva, inqobo nje uma enquma ukuthi impilo ngaphandle kwesibani esinamandla emhlabeni akunangqondo futhi ayinathemba. Yebo, lokho, ukuthi kubiza izingcezu ezingama-20. Futhi ngokuzumayo i-apocalypse ye-zombie, futhi bangavele bathone ubuchopho kude! Ngenxa yalokhu, ithoshi liyathengwa, futhi umndeni utholakala kwimodi yokuhlola "ukuthi ungaphila kanjani emholweni wama-ruble ayi-1000 ngeviki, ukondla okumnandi futhi okuwusizo."
Hleka
Njengomthetho, ukunemba kwakhe kuvuka ngo-7 ekuseni, lapho, kungakanani amehlo, ufuna nje ukuba nesidlo sasekuseni okuzolile, ungacabangi ngalutho. Kulesi sikhathi lapho afunda khona endaweni yesehlakalo enombuzo ongcwele: "Ngabe uzohlala uphonsa i-Prip Prip echibini? Ngakho-ke, ngendlela, nakukuqhuma hhayi kude! " Cha, ngeke ageze izitsha - lobu bukhulu obubi, fu. Uzohamba kangcono, uzobheka ithoshi lakhe: "Likuphi ithoshi lami? Ngangihlala ngiyibeka etafuleni eliseceleni kombhede! Kanjani egumbini lokugcina ?! Zingaki izinto ezingashintshwa ezindaweni ezingalindeleki ngazo !!! "
-Lumvana
Umuntu omkhohliwe kuze kube phakade umbuzo othi "Yebo, kanjani, ngihambe kanjani?" Ngoba ukuphendula, uzoncipha, uzofuna, kusho "umzuzu", uzocacisa izikhafu ezintathu, ama-blouses, asonge imikhono futhi, ekugcineni, afingqa ukuthi uma ulithela konke lapha ngaphambili Lezi zimbali, ngeke kube yilutho, hhayi kakhulu uNishchensky, futhi cishe uBoho. Ngakho-ke, olandelayo umuntu wakho uzoba nombono we-Movie Minus 7 neqoqo lama-fan-t-shirts azo zonke izinkathi zonyaka.
Kugcinwe kahle
Ungahle ube negama elithi "ukugcinwa kahle" elihlotshaniswa nesikhumba esibuthakathaka nephunga elimnandi lamafutha amadoda abizayo. Futhi awufuni ukubona ukuthi indoda ihamba kanjani efulethini efulethini nge-non-brazing kusuka kumaphoyinti amnyama ekhaleni? Nokuthi uhlola kanjani umngcwabo imiphumela yokuhlanzwa kuyo? Noma ingabe uphakathi kwesitsha sesibili ne-dessert ehlanza kahle intambo yamazinyo? Kepha inkinga enkulu yendoda egcinwe kahle, yiqiniso, impikiswano yokulungiswa kwe-eyebrow. Izandla zizohlanzwa, kepha kufanelekile ukususa okungenani izinwele ezinjengabantu zizizwa bese ziqala ukubuza imibuzo yobuwula mayelana nokuma komhlaba. Hlobo luni lokubuyela emuva!
-Ongayo
Ishelufu, yithi, noma yimuphi umuntu kufanele akwazi ukukwazi ukukha kwezintambo ... Ukuba qotho, unawo mashalofu amaningi? Kepha ngendoda yezomnotho uyoba namashalofu, owabona etafuleni lasekhishini, nesitezi sosesimende egumbini lokugezela, ngoba ufunda inqubo yeTile ebeka izandla, nebhokisi lakho lamazambane elikhethekile kuvulandi. Futhi ukutshala leli amazambane entwasahlobo - akusikho lutho ukuthi uyibhokisi le-Master. Futhi i-Intanethi nge-3 Modem nezintambo ezi-5, linda, Linda, Ungasebenzi kanjani, nginikeze ukuluma lapha into eyodwa ...
Umvikeleli
Hhayi. Nikeza. UNkulunkulu. Ubezoba yi-mumbel ne-rag, uzophila emhlabeni weponi elipinki. Futhi umuntu olungiselelwe ukulwa nokuvunyelwa nokubhukuda ngokumelene nokuqoqwa kwamanje konke akwanele esifundeni. Zonke izingane ze-gopnik, omakhelwane abane-barfish engafundile kanye nabathandi bezimoto abane-trauma kuzoba okwakho. Kufanele sikuvikele kothile. Ngokuvamile, bhala le mfanelo ohlwini lwe-Wishlist, kuphela uma uthanda ukugijima emadodeni okulwa, ulindele phansi inqindi yezicathulo bese umemeza: "Izinso zakhe, uVasya, ngenxa yezinso!"
Futhi ngomqondo wokuhlekisa
Umuntu ozokuqonda ekugcineni ukukuthumela amahlaya omngane avela kwi-Intanethi - le yindoda enaye. Ubuye akufundise ukujabula ngokumangala kokuzalwa, ngena ngokucophelela izakhiwo ezimnyama, ngokushesha uvuke ekuseni nakusasele ukushada ikhalenda ngo-Ephreli 1. Oh Yebo, namanye amavesi avela emkhanweni uzofunda ngenhliziyo, ngoba kahle, kuyahlekisa. By the way, bewazi ukuthi uma ugeza ikhanda lakho, ubukeka njengoMarina Mensson? A ha ha!
