Owesifazane ngamunye uphupha ukuthi le ndoda imtshela amagama afuna ukuyizwa. Futhi uthini? Vele akunjalo. Uthi "Yep". I-Universal Yep, phendula kuyo yonke imibuzo. "Unyangithanda?" - "Yep". "Futhi ngalokho okuthandayo?" - "Yep". Yilwe nayo, kepha ngiyaxolisa. Kodwa-ke, izithombe ziyakwazi ukuziphindisela.
Sibeka engcupheni impilo, kepha sangezelwa imishwana eyayithandwa kakhulu abaphupha ngayo ukuzwa. Funda futhi ungalokothi uthi. Yebo, aze ayeke ukuhlupheka.Ngitshele futhi, njengawe nge-Cluant ...
Akunandaba ukuthi bahlole lapho ngeKolyan. EBangeni lesihlanu elintshontshiwe ngesondo elinamasondo. Donsela igama lezinhlamvu ezintathu odongeni lwe-mausoleum, bese lifihla kusuka konogada abanamandla we-oda. Badlale eHussar futhi baphuza i-vodka ibhakede. Yekela. Kubalulekile ukuthi akutshele ngakho izikhathi ezingaba ngu-500, futhi lokhu kungukuphela konyaka owedlule. Futhi ufuna ukutshela futhi. Izikhathi eziningi eziningi. Ukubuza nje!Ngithokozisa kakhulu lapho udakiwe
Futhi uma kungenjalo kuphela i-vodka, kodwa futhi nogwayi, imvamisa izwe elinamandla kakhulu le-aphrodisiac emhlabeni. Lapho eshiya ngokuzayo, mbukisise: Uyamangaza kakhulu ngeze ngeze ngoba ukubukeka akugxili. Ilinde okuthile okushoyo okuthile. Haha.Ngizohamba ngihamba ngenja, futhi usa
Futhi, ngendlela, umbono wokuthola inja ungowakho. Waze wahamba naye izinsuku ezine zokuqala. Ngize ngidlale. Manje inja ekuseni ayizami nokubheka ohlangothini lwakho, ngoba uyazi ukuthi ayinamsebenzi. Inja ehlakaniphile. Abanye abasalindele leli binzana kusuka kuwe.Ngicabanga ukuthi uphuza kancane
Okuthile okufanele usho lokhu okwamanje lapho kuvula elinye ibhodlela futhi kudonsela inhloko yakhe emahlombe. Ngoba manje kuzofika. Ngakho-ke uyaphupha ukuthi afike. Kepha hhayi i-podlle ye-podlle yamaphaphu, kanye ne-fairy din-din. Sucks kuye ehlombe futhi wahlebeza kakhulu. Umfana omkhulu, nasezinganekwaneni ezikholelwa.Izinsana ziyisidina kakhulu, mina uqobo ngizodlala nami uqobo
Kuyaqondakala ukuthi yonke imisebenzi ejabulisayo oyithatha ngokwakho, futhi uzothola eyodwa kuphela emnandi. Eminyakeni emihlanu kamuva. Cha, okungcono ngemuva kwesikhombisa. Ngalesi sikhathi uzovele ufundise ingane ukudlala i-Kital Kombat ne-Webble ehlanzekile. Futhi bayoba mnandi ndawonye. Ubuhle G!Amathempeli angeziwe, futhi azokhipha
Inzuzo eyinhloko kankosikazi yiyini? Kulungile, thrift. Inkosikazi enhle ayinyamalali, inceku enhle ikhipha noma yini.Ngubani odinga lezi zimbali?
Cha, kahle, ngosuku lokuzalwa kanti nesishiyagalombili sikaMashi kungcwele. Lapho-ke izimbali zidingeka nje - ukuze ungacabangi ukuthi hlobo luni lwesipho okufanele sisithenge. Futhi ngenye izinsuku azidingi muntu. Ngaphezu kwalokho, ngemali enjalo ehlanya.Amadoda adalelwe impi. Ukuthi amathangi aqhamuke kangakanani
Nezinye izimpi eziku-inthanethi. Ngabe ibuza kanjani, ukusebenzisa injongo yakhe yemvelo? Futhi usasebenzisa okwakho. Lungiselela okuthile, ukwenza izifundo nezingane. Kafushane nje, ungahlali efasiteleni, ulindele othandekayo wakho ekuhlaselweni. Gqoka ibhizinisi. Kwethulwa? Siyahlekisa futhi, yebo.Ungathinti ukuhlanza i-vacuum!
Kanye nebhakede likadoti kanye nommese wokuhlanza amazambane. Lokhu akuyona yini izindaba zabesilisa. Le ndoda ine-drill, angazange ayithinte iminyaka emithathu, ngoba akakanqumi ukuthi kufanele enze nini ishelufu. Okwamanje unquma - uyaphupha ukuthi wenqabele ukwenza enye into. Uyaphazamisa, damn!Yini enye i-Yorkshire Terrier? Ake sithenge i-husky! Nesibhamu!
Akunandaba ukuthi unefulethi elinekamelo elilodwa, egcekeni ipulatifomu yezinja ihamba amamitha ayi-5 kuye kwayi-5, futhi akanalo ithikithi lokuzingela, ngoba uKabanov wesaba okungaphezu kukaFreddie Kruger. Qugritenar, walsaw! Amaphupho Wezingane adinga ukusetshenziswa. Okungukuthi - kufanele ufake amaphupho ezingane zakhe. Uzifune ngempela, kodwa wavilapha kakhulu.Vele, ukuthwala konke ukubamba. Ngiyakuthanda ukuhlanza i-rotanov
Bese ufaka ikati labo futhi uhlole njalo i-counter yesilwane se-geiger. Yebo, yebo ngibanjwe edolobheni ngamandla, lapho bengazi ukuthi yini. Kepha ungumlingani! Kumele kwaziswe. Kumele kukhuthazwe.Maduze nje sigubha. Kuthiwani ngesoka?
Le binzana nje amanzi abukhoma achithwe esilithweni seqhawe elimele. Ngoba wesaba kakhulu umbuzo othi "Othandekayo, uyakhumbula ukuthi usuku namhlanje ?!" Futhi nakhu, okokuqala, kukukhumbuza. Okwesibili - uphakamisa ukuthi ugubhe lolu suku njengoba efuna. Yebo, emihlanyeni yakhe ukhumbuza futhi unikele, kunjalo.Ake sikuthenge uHarley!
Ikakhulu efanelekile emcimbini ohlela ukuba nengane futhi ahlehlise imali emotweni yomndeni. Yebo, ukuthi isihlalo semoto siphuthume kalula, futhi ukuthi hhayi kuphela iStroller esingangena esiqwini, futhi futhi nesixuku samaphakeji avela ku-AUCHAN, futhi, okubaluleke kakhulu, amarekhodi okuphepha avela kumshini wokubhala. Ngubani odinga konke, eh? Lapha uHarley uyadingeka ngokuphelele kuye. Ngakho-ke hhayi kangako ukukhulisa inkululeko elahlekile.Ungazami ukudonsela ngemuva kwami egumbini elifanelekayo! Iya ngenkathi ku-dash shoot
Hhayi-ke, noma ukuvumela i-carousel ukugibela. Ezindaweni zesimanje zokuthenga, kunemishini ye-slot nezinye izinto ezikhangayo. Hhayi izingane, empeleni. Kwamadoda aphelelwe amandla okuthenga.Nginesithukuthezi. Mhlawumbe sizobona ibhola?
Udinga ukufunda eminye imishwana emithathu. Basekulokhu: "Wozani niqhubeke, woza!", "Usebenza ngani, yini edala !!" Kanye ne- "Monkey Son Donkey!". Lapho nje eselule "uyabona? Cha, uyayibona ?! ", hlola isimo enkundleni bese ukhetha ibinzana elifanele. Angifuni? Eh. Futhi waphupha ngakho.Bukela ukuthi yini ama-boobs!
Hhayi okwakho, icala elikhanyayo. Ubone okwakho izikhathi eziyisigidi. Futhi manje kufuna ngempela ukuthola ukufuyila ukubuka noma yimaphi ama-boobs angezelelekile. Naive!Futhi umehluko muni kimi, uhola malini?
Isisho, ngemuva kwalokho ungakuthatha kufudumele. Kepha wena, kunjalo, ungamtsheli, ngoba akunakwenzeka ukuba uqambe amanga ngonya, ubheke kumuntu emehlweni. Kepha uyathemba. Usathemba uYebo.Lo mama uyambiza, ungathathi ifoni
Ngoba umama, icala elikhanyayo, ungalokothi ushayele kanjalo, kodwa kuphela ngenhloso enonya. Isibonelo, kufanele aphuzwe emabhokisini ase-cottage amashumi amane nesihlanu yisithombo seenhlalo. Yebo, ngokuvamile, ngaphandle kwezandla zesilisa ekotishi. Intwasahlobo ikakhulukazi. Le nkulumo, ngendlela, empeleni ingasho. Ngisho nezinto zokuzibulala zinelungelo lesifiso sokugcina. Abuye ajabule. Ekugcineni. Umama usazobuyela emuva.Sengivele ngiguqule uwoyela emotweni, ungakhathazeki
Noma eninikazisela ukugwinya kwakhe, njenge-golum ngaphezulu kwendandatho, usafuna ukukwenza. Uma kwenzeka ungasebenzi, kodwa, ngokwesibonelo, manje ekhefini lokunakekela izingane. Angenzi lutho usuku lonke! Ekhaya kuhleli! Ungashintsha futhi ushintshe uwoyela, kunamacala imizuzu emihlanu.Noma kunjalo, uMichelangelo unguRaphael opholile
Cha, akuphathelene nabaculi, kumayelana namafudu. Well, sekuvele uqondakaliwe. Futhi uyazi? Mtshele. Myeke azwe okungenani ibinzana elithile eliphupha. Makajabule. Ngeke ulahle noma yini. Yebo, siyazi ukuthi i-Donatello ine-steneper, ngoba ihlakaniphile. Sivumelana nawe. Kepha ngasizathu simbe abafana bathanda uMike. Myeke acabange ukuthi uyavumelana naye. Mhlawumbe kuzoba lula ngaye ukukhohlwa ngalolo suku olubi lapho umtshele ukuthi uthandana neSchröder.