Emhlangeni kanye nezimayini, ukwethuka kanye ne-hysterics of the inhlanya ezungezile, ihlanya, umhlaba wobuhlanya, inqaba eyodwa engathandeki. Lokhu kubhale phansi komuntu. Amadwala azophuka, uHolivari upholile, kuzofika izihlalo zobukhosi, ama-kobsons azovinjwa. Futhi uyophilisa emuva kwekhanda abuze: "Choita?"
Ngamunye wethu wazungeza enamatshe ayigugu anjalo bulukhuni lwedayimane. Futhi thina ngokwethu nathi sifuna ukuba njalo. Futhi sinenqwaba yezizathu!
munye. Umuntu wokubopha akakukhuphuki ngemizamo yobuphukuphuku. Ukusuka eSupitsky: "GIRL, futhi inasiphi isikhathi, kungani udabuke kangaka, kepha awubizwa ngokuthi uNatasha" - ngaphambi kokuzikhukhumeza: "Futhi zingaki izingane ozifunayo, nokuthi sikubiza kanjani okwesithathu." Ukhululekile ngokuphelele ekubonakalisweni kwentando yakho. Akukho okukucindezela futhi kungakwenzi. Ngaphezu komqhele wayo.
2. I-man-brake, eshiya inethiwekhi, ayikhuphuki ibe yiribhoni elincibilikayo: Ungena emchweni yakho kanye nabafana bokuthunyelwe kwakho okuthakazelisayo nezithombe ezinhle zango-2012. Ngibonga yena, bayakhasa - futhi uthola umjikelezo omusha wenkazimulo!
3. Usuku lwakho lokuzalwa ngenxa yakhe luyelulwe ngomlingo. Uneminyaka engu-33 ubudala, izinyanga ezintathu nezinsuku ezi-3, futhi usembundwini onesixhaphozi nekhadi elithinta inhliziyo nge-giraffic! Ngakho-ke nguyena oyiholide ohlala enawe njalo!
ezine. Akaboni ukuthi umlimaze ngempela. Umyalezo omnene ekudleni nasejimini uzobona izincomo ze-NOLLUNDITION kanye nomqeqeshi wokuqina. My W kuwe.
ezinhlanu. Akazwisisi amacebo. Nobusukubulo, nimnika: "Uzongena kukhofi?" "Futhi uyaphuma ahambe ekhishini echibini." Akunzima futhi kuqabuleka.
6. Ayiqondi umbhalo ongokomfanekiso. Ngizwa ukuthi: "Yebo, uthini?" "Futhi ubheka efuna into, angayishaya, waxhumana ngomusa.
7. Akadingi ukuzama ukudlala ukunganakwa okukhangayo ukuze athwebule inhliziyo yakho ibe namandla. Lo mdlalo udlalwa eyedwa.
eziyisishiyagalombili. Kwi-cafe, akakhuphukeli njalo nge-imeyili yesibili evimbela. Mayelana nokushintsha "i-Nokia" yakhe ethembekile ethembekile e-smartphone efrayivu, akazange acabange ngakho.
eziyisishiyagalolunye. Uma ehlupheka azungeze futhi angazi. Lokhu kusindisa isisindo esiseduze kwezinzwa. Uma ehlushwa ngokujulile, inhloko-dolobha futhi kuze kube yilapho "ukufika kwesihlabathi", akakaze athambekele emugqeni we-railed ethokozisayo.
10. Inquma isikhathi eside kakhulu ukuthi ungubani, bese - serpryz-serpriz! Okwamanje lapho usuvele uqoke usuku lokugibela okuthile nge-tinder, uhlongoza ukuhlangabezana nemva kwe-After-Amle-day ngemuva kusasa futhi ugxile etafuleni elingalindelekile etafuleni. Igolide.
ishumi nanye. Idatha yakhe eminyakeni emithathu edlule izincwadi zitholwa ngokungazelelwe. Ngesikhathi esele sesukhohliwe ukuthi ubunakho, futhi sekuyisikhathi sokubalwa.
12. Akakwethusa ngeze, lapho wonke umuntu egijima. Emphakathini wesexwayiso sendawo yonke kanye nama-rumpen, uyabuza: "Futhi yini, uSonsno? Angizifundi lezi zindaba. " Futhi izokulahla ngandlela thile ngokushesha.
13. Unamathoyizi amafushane ngokukhethekile. Akekho osezibuko.
ishumi nane. Isitoreji sayo esigxile ngaphezulu kothuli lwe-anecdote uthuli lwezincwadi zezincwadi.
ishumi nanhlanu. Uthembisa ukuzolungisa ishelufu isikhathi eside kangangokuba impilo yakho ilangazelela. Futhi ngakho-ke kungaba ukungathandeki ngokuphelele: Wanqoba - ukhohliwe. Futhi bekungeke kukhulume ngokuhlaselwa kusihlwa okude kobusika.
ishumi nesithupha. Umholo wangoLwesihlanu uthola kangcono ngoMsombuluko. Ngakho-ke, ngempelasonto ayichithi kuzo zonke izinhlobo zokuthengisa eziyingozi. Uma ekhohlwa ikhodi ye-PIN ekhadini - futhi kungenzeka - inkomba yobumbano iyanda.
17. Ngeke ahlanganyele esibelethweni esedlulele. Akukho pharachu. Eduze ukuze uqiniseke ukuthi kuyaqina futhi akunangqondo - ungalimali - uma angizange ngilale phakathi kwe- "zebra" ngesikhathi sokushintsha ukukhanya kusuka kobomvu.
ishumi nesishiyagalombili. Ngokuhamba kwesikhathi, uyobafana le granite, ufinyelela lolu hlelo, ukhipha le cinema futhi ilukhuni le nto. Akunakugwenywa njengenkathi elandelayo yezwe.
ishumi nesishiyagalolunye. Uhlala njalo unesikhathi. Usindisa kakhulu, sekwephuzile esisodwa hhayi esinye esingesona esiningi, okusindisiwe kuzofika wusizo ngokuthile okubalulekile.
amashumi amabili. Akahambi emakhanda akhe, angqongqoze abaholi. Zonke izinhloko zabantu, imilenze yakhe iyaphila.
21. Akakhathali ngamazwi amahle we-pathos. Kepha kungazelelwe ngelinye ilanga wayezwa kuye noma ngubani azwa kuye: "S, ngiyabonga, epholile" - kuzwakala sengathi yi-mega-isambulo, njengomculo ongezithulu.
22. Ufuna ukuguquka, akhaphele, uzame, wephule izimpilo zodwa nabanye. Uzokunikeza konke lokhu kuwe. Futhi uzolinda. Ngokuhamba kwesikhathi, isidumbu solaka lwakho nokuphelelwa yithemba sibhukuda sadlula kuye. Futhi-ke uhamba uye kuye emuva. Kungekudala. Kuyena awekho umehluko omkhulu phakathi kwale miqondo.