Unyaka wembuzi yokhuni ... Kuzwakala njengomculo. Ukulila. Lindela ukulengiswa, abafowethu abamkhulu! Eqinisweni, konke akukubi njengoba kungenzeka. By the way, "Konke akukubi njengoba kungaba" yisiqubulo esinjalo ku-New, 2015, kuza ngezibonakaliso eziwusizo zonke izibonakaliso, noma ngabe unjani, ingulube noma iqhude. Nemininingwane esele - ku-horoscope kusuka ku-pics.ru.
Igundane
Hhayi icala elilula. Ngemuva kwakho konke, ngemuva kwakho konke, kwenzeka empilweni - i-rat izofika ku-ovin esidlweni sakusihlwa, futhi kunembuzi enjalo: "Aaaa, Rat, umsila ongenalutho, i-FU, usizo." Nangaphambi kwenselo esimweni sokuthinta. Ngakho-ke, unyaka ka-2015 wamagundane uzoba nzima kakhulu futhi kusukela lapho kubukwa isidlo sakusihlwa, kanye nakwezempilo. Ngakolunye uhlangothi, amagundane anamabhonasi amabili angenakunqobeka wobuhlanga: ubuhlakani obuphakeme kanye nokuzivumelanisa nomphakathi okuhle kakhulu. Ngokusebenzisa womabili amabhonasi ngesikhathi sika-2015, amagundane aphezulu anekhono ekupheleni konyaka hhayi kuphela ukugingqa eshaweni eshayelayo, kodwa futhi ukwenza imbuzi uqobo. Futhi ngokushaya okungenzeka kwesiphetho, amagundane afaka ukuthobeka kwefilosofi: "Sithole inhlupho ye-bubonic, futhi lokhu kungukuphana." Yini, ngokuvamile, iqiniso.
Inkunzi
Unyaka omuhle kakhulu ngenkunzi - useyinto esemqoka kulokhu. Futhi zonke izinkinga zesikhathi esizayo zenkunzi spit ... kahle, ake sithi ezimpondweni. I-Congenital Charisma yezinkabi izonciphisa imiphumela yokuwa komnotho kwiplanethi uqobo, kanye nekhono lokungqongqoza izindonga zezindonga, izithiyo nezinkomo ezikholelweyo zizonikeza ithuba lokuphuma kunoma yisiphi, ngisho nesimo esingesihle kakhulu. Imbuzi iyayithanda inkunzi futhi iyazithanda. Into esemqoka akufanele yenziwe futhi ngezikhathi ezithile kwaqintsha okushiwo igama elithi "diplomaticity". Kusukela ngisho nembuzi elikulingisa kakhulu kungenzeka ukweqa ithanga. Imbuzi - inyoni iyaziqhenya. Yize imbuzi.
Ijaji
Okwama-Tiger Goat, ngokusobala, ukudla. Kepha ihlosi elincane kakhulu futhi elingenalwazi elingasethwa kabusha lapha. Ama-materia ladies taiga ne-savannan ayazi ukuthi imbuzi kusobala ukuthi iyindlela. Ngakho-ke ukusinda ngonyaka ka-2015 ukuze amahlosi ancike hhayi kangako kusuka kusayizi namandla, kodwa kusuka kumaqhinga nokuqapha. Ngaphezu kwalokho, ngonyaka olandelayo, amahlosi azoncika kakhulu ekusekeleni abathandekayo bakho, noma ngabe laba bantu abaseduze kakhulu abapilo. Cabanga ngalokhu uma i-Clough yakho iyihlosi. Ngoba ngaphansi kwesikhumba esinemichilo esiqinile somhlaseli omkhulu kushaya inhliziyo eqhaqhazelayo, ememeza: "Iphonsa ikati!".
UNOGWAJA
Onogwaja, unyaka wembuzi yisikhathi sokushintsha. Unogwaja ubonakala uphakanyiswa. Mhlawumbe ngisho nesihe emzini wabo. Okungenani kuthembisa ukuthi kuthembisa onogwaja abanye abajwayelene nabajwayelene nabo, bobabili abathandanayo futhi abathuthuka ebunganeni obude ngamaqabunga eklabishi ekwabelwana ngayo enkampanini. By the way, yingakho ukubikezela kwezomnotho konogwaja akunjalo. Ngakolunye uhlangothi, naphezu kweqiniso lokuthi imbuzi ithembisa u-shalash unogwaja, uqinisekisa lapho. Ukusuka endaweni yokubukwa kothando nobungani kungenye yeminyaka engcono kakhulu yoMvundla. Futhi kuthiwani nge-karoti ... kahle, uyazi, hhayi isanqante.
Udrako
Unyaka ka-2015 we-Dragons - isikhathi sokungena kuzo zonke izinhlaka (nothando, kanye nomsebenzi), ngokuvuza abanye, abaqashi kanye nomthala wethu ngokwethusayo futhi bathuthumela ngamasiko amahle kakhulu eDeneneris Targaryn. Kodwa-ke, ukufeza impumelelo yangempela, ama-Dragons kuzofanela aguqule okubhaliwe embonweni wawo. Esikhundleni se- "Loggy Ukuhlwanyela, ukubulala abalimi" kufanele kube yinto efana nokuthi "Ngiye ezifundweni zokuzithiba, ngingudrako oshubile." Ocashile umlilo uqhekeka emlonyeni, yize kukhona ama-Dragons azoba ngo-2015. Ukunqoba umhlaba, ngaphezu kwamehlo anele ruby namaphiko e-webbed.
Inyoka
Ngenyoka, unyaka wembuzi akuyona eyaphumelela kunazo zonke, kepha lokhu kuphela ngoba imbuzi igijimisa ngokushesha, futhi akuzona zonke izinyoka ziyi-mamba emnyama, ethuthukisa ijubane elikhulu. Ngakho-ke, izinyoka akufanele zizame ukuthola inhlanhla, zibambe ngomsila, zilume bese zidla. Ngakho-ke kungenzeka ukuthi uhlale iwaranti elambile. Impumelelo yenyoka izoncika ekunakekelweni nasemandleni okulinda. Akusho ukuthi udinga ukuqamba amanga kusofa futhi ngezikhathi ezithile udluliselwe embhedeni uye egumbini lokugezela bese ubuyela emuva. Lokhu kusho ukuthi udinga ukuhlanganisa nemvelo bese uhambisa ithiphu yethiphu, yenza sengathi lesi sibungu. Futhi lapho isilwane esinganaki (umqashi, iklayenti, indoda enokwenzeka) izohambisana nesibungu ukuze idle, khona-ke yena kanye naphakade. Isiqubulo sonyaka ngezinyoka: "Ungaphuthelwa ithuba lakho."
Ihhashi
Ukushintshwa kwamahhashi ngeke kuqashelwe - njengoba ihhashi lilima esikhathini esedlule, ngakho-ke lizoligadla ngokuzayo. Kungenzeka impela ukuthi ihhashi lizoshintsha ububanzi bomsebenzi - kusuka ku-hippodrome embhedeni noma okuphambene nalokho, kepha balima futhi lapho, futhi kuzoba khona okufanayo. Kepha ngokuqinile futhi kuma-oats anele ngaso leso sikhathi. Futhi ngeke bavunyelwe esoseleni. Ngabe uthi "Shutching"? Akunjalo Empeleni. Amahhashi anezwe elingaphakathi elicebile kakhulu, yize kunabantu abambalwa abacabanga ngakho. Futhi uma ungaphansi konyaka omusha uzongena enkundleni, bese uzwa i-rye ethule, lapho kuqagelwa khona isisusa esidumile: "Kuphela siye embuzini enkundleni, sihamba nembuzi eduze kwensimu ndawonye."
Imbuzi
Lokho kungabonakala, lo ngunyaka wami, ngiyindlovukazi, wena uqobo uya! Kepha maye. Izimbuzi ezilinde unyaka onzima kakhulu, ngoba noma iyiphi enye imbuzi (hhayi kwisibonakaliso sokuzalwa, kepha empeleni) izozama ukucindezela ucezu lweshadi. Ngakho-ke, into esemqoka yembuzi akumele ihlale iyodwa ngenkinga yayo futhi ithola ukulandelela komnikazi wepulazi. Lokho wukuthi, kuyadingeka ukugcina ubudlelwano nenani elikhulu labantu, futhi nalabo ubudlelwano buphazanyiswa ngokungazelelwe - ukusungula nokugcina.
Inkawu
Njengoba wazi, uma uqhubeka ubheka esibukweni, kulapho ukholelwa khona kakhulu uDarwin. Sonke sizwile ukuthi ngolunye usuku kube yinkawu yakhe induku, ngenxa yokuthi umuntu avele (wavela ezihlahleni wathi: "Hawu, lena yinduku yami"). Kepha bambalwa abakwaziyo ukuthi kwenzekani ngonyaka wembuzi. Izinkanyezi zithembisa izinkawu ngonyaka ophumelele kakhulu, izinguquko ezinhle kuwo wonke ama-Fronts, ama-equbuthama, imali kanye nokunye okunjalo. Kepha kubaluleke kakhulu ukuthi ungangeni e-zoo, ngaphandle kwalokho yonke into izomboza ngezinduku zensimbi negama elingxame. Uma usuvele use-zoo, khona-ke ukusuka lapho kufanele ugijime. Ngokuphuthumayo. Ithuba lesibili ngeke libe enye ishumi nambili.
Iqhude
Ngokuvamile, unyaka wezimbuzi zokuqhuma uyathandeka. Zonke izingozi zango-2015 zama-roosters zixhumeke ikakhulukazi eqinisweni lokuthi amaqhude athande ukuzungeza ngokuzumayo futhi asondele kakhulu ngemuva lapho imbuzi evile, edonsa amakhambi noma aphakamisa amakhambi. Ngakho-ke, hhayi ngesikhathi sokukhuphuka i-Rooster - umgwaqo oqondile oya kwisobho. Uma unamathela ngolimi, khona-ke unyaka uthembisa ukuzola - noma okuzungezile, azikho izinkanyezi kuzovimba i-roustale ukuba igweme umsila futhi ijabulele ukuqwashisa ngobuhlakani babo obumangalisayo.
Inja
Izinja zidinga ukukhumbula ukuthi unyaka wembuzi ukhona ngasikhathi sinye nonyaka wezimvu. Futhi izinja (ikakhulukazi ezimweni lapho zikhona izigubhu) ohlelweni lwabasebenzi kufanele zivikelwe nge-octara yezimvu. Ngakho-ke, i-2015 yezinja izokwehla emlandweni ngaphansi kwesiqubulo esithi "Lokhu kungumthwalo wemfanelo onjalo, ngikhathele, angisenakusa, ngifuna ukuphatha." Kepha maye. Ngakolunye uhlangothi, amandla okukhulisa ngempumelelo indawo yawo yokuzibophezela kukwenza ukuba kubaluleke kakhulu. Futhi ukuqina kokungasebenzi kahle kusetshenziswe kahle.
Ingulube
Izinkanyezi zithembisa izingulube zesimo sezulu esivelele kakhulu. Ngakolunye uhlangothi, ukunqoba ukunqoba kothando ngaphambili. Lokho wukuthi, iningi lonyaka kuzokwazi ukulala noMilkenk esigodini futhi, kucashunwe ngobumnene ezinganeni ezinezinselo, bheka uSirius. Ngakolunye uhlangothi, echibini kungabanda. Mayelana nezempilo, isibikezelo sezingulube akayona ephumelela kakhulu. Kodwa-ke, ukuvimbela kuzosindisa umhlaba. Uma uphuma ezindongeni ngesikhathi futhi ugqoke amasokisi afudumele - umkhuhlane uzodlula. Futhi uma ungadli ngokweqile, ukhisimusi olandelayo ngeke ukhanye.
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